words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom) How desperate am I?
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Monica: Because I need the money, and I thought that itd be a great way to get rid of that last little schmidgen of self-respect.
Monica: You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.
[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Monica and Phoebe are cooking for Mrs. Gellers party.]
Monica: Doing great, the quiches are coming along.
Monica: Yeah, I thought it was cute.
Monica: Let me ask you a question.
Monica: Why did you hire me?
Monica: (to Phoebe) Oh my God! Did you hear that? She hired me because she thinks Im good.
Monica: Oh yeah, she didnt hire me out of pity, it wasnt so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks Im good.
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel: Oh yeah, I totally agree.
Monica: I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. (Joey starts to nod Yes.)
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
[Scene: The Gellers Kitchen, Monica and Phoebe are still cooking.]
Monica: What?
Monica: Oh, I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my Mom wouldnt give me grief about me biting them.
Monica: (Looks at her nails) Oh my God. Wait a minute, I had them put (realises) Oh my God! Its in the quiche! Oh My God!
Mrs. Geller: (entering) (to Monica) Honey, dont bite your nails.
Monica: Okay ah, please dont freak out. Umm, but ah, theres a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups, and theres no way to know which one.
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
Monica: What? You bet Id lose a nail?
Monica: Frozen lasagnas?
Monica: You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was
Mrs. Geller: No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Monica: (interrupting) No! You have lasagnas! (Storms out and an awkward silence follows.)
[Scene: Monicas childhood bedroom (which has been turned into a gym), Monica is lying on the treadmill as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Hi.
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Monica: Oh good, Im glad thats catching on.
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight As, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that ones outta here." Though some things dont change.
Monica: (getting up) All right, Ill go down there. But, Im not gonna serve the lasagna. Im gonna serve something I make.
Phoebe: Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)
Rachel: I have so got it. Theres gonna be rumours about this, theres no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.
Chandler: How do Monica and Phoebe know?
Monica: Well?
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: And you?
Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you
Monica: Well, I was going for wrong, but we can use your word.
Monica: Wow!
Phoebe: Umm, you might even say that she pulled a Monica. (They both look at her) (to Monica) She doesnt know we switched it. (Monica nods her head No.)
Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.
Monica: (in a sexy voice) Hello, Chandler. (Phoebe has a huge smile on her face.)
Monica: Why are you talking about volcanoes all of the sudden?
Monica: Oh! Did anybody see that-that documentary on the Korean War? (Joey is pissed)
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Monica: Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon.
Monica: Okay. Well, it's good news. It's good news.
Monica: I love you.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, it's still me.
Monica: Oh my.
Monica: Yeah! And the winner gets a hundred bucks.
Monica: Ross will do it.
Monica: Are you scared?
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Look, I-Im never gonna let you up so you may as well just go away.
(The sitcom begins with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt. Rachel and Monica do a little dance with their chopsticks, and Phoebe has to grin as Ross joins in the rhythm.)
MONICA: Ok will do. So glad you came.
Monica: Oh. Monica! ...Hi. I'm Mo- ...nana.
MONICA: Give me that.
Monica: Ooh, nice.
Monica: Yeah?
Monica: Whats that?
Monica: You wanna what?!
Monica: Wow.
Monica: Okay. (not sure of herself)
Monica: Oh, right! I completely forgot about that.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Monica: My parents will be so happy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture.]
Monica: (entering) Hey.
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe wont tell her.]
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
Chandler: (to Monica) You see you cant tell which one is which either, dwha!!
Monica: Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Monica: The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.
Monica: Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!
Monica: Yeah, but without the costumes.
Monica: I am so glad you said cooks.
[Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.]
Rachel: Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
Monica: That's very nice.
Monica: Okay, can we please go eat?
Monica: I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Monica: Hey, are we still on for tonight?
Monica: God Ross, what is that?
Monica: Oh, but wait I do have a globe.
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
Monica: (from the bathroom) Im in the shower!
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
Monica: Well, youre not gonna get going are you?
Monica: Well, no. But...
Monica: You didnt know that already?
Monica: Yeah. That-that was the problem.
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
Dr. Mitchell: Okay, errrr, Monica?
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Monica: And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
Ross: (entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
Monica: Please tell me youre stopping now.
Monica: Yes?
MONICA: Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there.
[Chandler and Monica are by the window pressuring Ross to tell his parents the truth.]
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Stinky?!
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
Monica: (sarcastic) Thanks!
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Monica: Yeah right.
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
(At that suggestion Monica starts laughing.)
Monica: Well, no. Youre Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
Monica: Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!
Monica: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
Monica: Whats with all this sand? (picking a handful of sand off of the floor, which is covered in sand)
Monica: What?!
Monica: Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it'snot really true, is it?
Monica: Aww, thank you.
Monica: What are you crazy?!
Monica: (to Phoebe) So whats Phoebe like?
Monica: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.
Monica: Well, why would she lie to you?
Monica: Oh well, where is he?!
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Monica: Strip Happy Days Game?
Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
Rachel: Monica, please?
Monica: Hes totally flirting with you too.
Monica: Why would the little girl creep you out?
Monica: Huh?
Monica: What?