words in movies
Monica: (she enters) Hey guys!
Monica: That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Monica: Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.
Monica: All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.
Monica: Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
(Monica and Chandler enter)
Monica: Hey!
Monica: All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!
Monica: Are you freaking kidding me, Green?
Monica: So glad you came!
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
Monica: I can't believe Emma is still asleep!
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Chandler: I'm not going to Vermont with this Monica!
Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.
Monica: Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?
(Ross, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen area)
Monica: Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
Ross: You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?
Monica: Alright, 5 more minutes.
Monica: No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!
Monica: No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
Monica: Yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!
Monica: No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.
Monica: (She gives Joey a you-are-so-stupid-look) Ok, ten.
Joey: Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Monica: Everybody get your toys! (They all run toward the table with toys)
Monica: Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!
(Monica, Phoebe and Joey release their wind-up toys.)
Monica: (to the dog) What are you barking at?
Monica: Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
(Monica turns to see the closed door.)
[ Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Chandler, Monica and Emma are sitting on the floor, and Emma's stuffed animals are lined up in front of them.]
Monica: Now another way to organise your stuffed animals, is by size.
Chandler: I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?
Monica: Game?
Monica: That's how old you are.
Monica: (embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...
Monica: ...and head to Canada!
Monica: I wasn't. Let's get going!
Monica: What about your massage client?
Monica: Thanks!
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Monica: Honey?
Monica: Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.
Monica: Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once.
Monica: It's kind of a package deal!
Monica: I'm going to get bigger!
Monica: About that? Erm...I'm going to change.
Monica: I thought I was something that we both wanted!
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Monica: All right, I know youre hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but dont say that again.
Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but yknow Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate.
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Joey are reading Chandlers new vows.]
Monica: We're all sorry... (They have a group hug)
Monica: Im Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when youre too big for it.
[Scene: A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic, Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed.]
Monica: Ok, you got it!
Monica: Really? If that's what you want...
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
Monica: Phoebe, where's your purse?
Monica: No, no! Give it to me!
Monica: Give it to me!
Monica: Oh, baths are so relaxing!
Monica: And now your cell.
Monica: This is your cellphone?
Monica: What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
Monica: Phoebe come here
Monica: Haha!
Monica: I'll go in there.
Monica: This is your current cellphone?
Monica: Haha!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Enter Monica]
Monica: (To Mike) What are you doing here?
Monica: Phoebe!
Monica: Who's that? (goes to open door)
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Monica: Base Unit! Think Monica! Think!
Monica: I've been pretty good!
Monica: (starting to cry) Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)
Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. Yknow, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, theyre getting ready.]
Joey: It's Monica, ok?
Rachel: That's not Monica!
Monica: Huh, and no cuddling.
Ross: (He opens the door while faking a laugh.) Hey! Oh, we-we can't keep eating like this. (Monica turns her head in shame.)
(Monica is getting up from the couch)
Monica: Excuse me?
Monica: Great. So the ball is in his court?
Monica: You didn't hear the speech!
Monica: Hi, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe!
Monica: You're... weird!
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas bathroom. Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
Monica: Damn it!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Monica: And I blame you too.
Monica: That I was going to eat him.
(Chandler and Monica go open the door)
Monica: So, did you know Ross well?
Monica: I look like a man??
Monica: You are married though.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it.]
Monica: Ok.
Monica: And what else is it not?
Monica: But ehm...what is it not?
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Ross: (yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen]
Monica: (smiling)That was a good day!
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Monica: (to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?
Rachel: (to Monica)What's going on?
Ross: (to Monica)Think he washed his hands?
Monica: Alright, who wants to do it?
Monica: Oh! I hate that guy! I mean come on kid! Pull up your pants!
Monica: Ok, hey Rach?
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Monica: Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?
Rachel, Chandler and Monica: Please, just do it!
Monica: I understand, but you're wishing for what we think you're wishing for, aren't you?
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
Monica: You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.
Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)
(He throws it back to Ross, but it's intercepted by Monica and the guys both scream in horror.)
Monica: All right okay, just so you know, Im not gonna make a turkey this year.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Chandler, sense the tone!!
Monica: I'm sorry, idea time is over.
Rachel: Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?
Monica: When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!
Monica: Ok, fine!! I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Chandler.
Monica: Ahhh! (shocked)
Monica: Hey, you just got in 5 minutes ago!
Monica: There's the man I married!!
Monica: Heyyy!! You got the door open!! (Giggles.)
Joey: Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea! (takes the bowl from Monica)
Monica: Come on, lottery!! (everybody cheers)