words in movies
Monica: (she enters) Hey guys!
Monica: That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Monica: Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.
Monica: All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.
Monica: Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
(Monica and Chandler enter)
Monica: Hey!
Monica: All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!
Monica: Are you freaking kidding me, Green?
Monica: So glad you came!
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
Monica: I can't believe Emma is still asleep!
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Chandler: I'm not going to Vermont with this Monica!
Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.
Monica: Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?
(Ross, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen area)
Monica: Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
Ross: You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?
Monica: Alright, 5 more minutes.
Monica: No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!
Monica: No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
Monica: Yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!
Monica: No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.
Monica: (She gives Joey a you-are-so-stupid-look) Ok, ten.
Joey: Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Monica: Everybody get your toys! (They all run toward the table with toys)
Monica: Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!
(Monica, Phoebe and Joey release their wind-up toys.)
Monica: (to the dog) What are you barking at?
Monica: Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
(Monica turns to see the closed door.)
[ Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Chandler, Monica and Emma are sitting on the floor, and Emma's stuffed animals are lined up in front of them.]
Monica: Now another way to organise your stuffed animals, is by size.
Chandler: I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?
Monica: Game?
Monica: That's how old you are.
Monica: (embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...
Monica: ...and head to Canada!
Monica: I wasn't. Let's get going!
Monica: What about your massage client?
Monica: Thanks!
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Monica: What do you think youre doing?
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Monica: Yeah, Im going to take a bath. Im just going to get a magazine.
Chandler: (To Monica) You told her?!
Monica: What?
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters.]
MONICA: Shoot, I think I got mayonaise on you.
Monica: Oh, okay. No problem.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Here you go.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: What?!
Monica: It sure is nice to do this together, isnt it?
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monicas door.]
Monica: Im not touching you.
Monica: (To herself) Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy!
Monica: Yes! Exactly.
Monica: Phoebe, I can explain!
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Monica: Phoebe, dont get upset!
Monica: Well umm, Alexandra has been
Monica: Oh my pleasure. Okay, Im afraid Ive got some bad news. (Phoebe enters.) Phoebe!
Monica: No, it doesnt say where it came from. Where would we return it?
Monica: Feminine stuff.
Phoebe: (entering) Hello Chandler, lovely day huh? (To Monica) You!
Monica: Dinosaurs.
Monica: Okay, if it means that much to you
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table eating cheesecake. The box it came in is also on the table.]
Monica: Yes.
Monica: Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good!
Monica: No. Ooohh
Joey: Sure. "Monica."
Monica: <laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Monica: No reason. I-I keep private things in there.
Monica: Hey.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: What?
Monica: Whats going on?
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Monica: I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good!
Monica: Really?!
Monica: I guess.
Monica: Are you sure?
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler are there. They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them.]
Monica: Oh no! You werent supposed to see this!
Monica: (taking the phone) Hello, this is Monica... Yeah??? Oh... (Smiles at Rachel to reassure her) Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.(Listens) Thank you. (Hangs up)
Monica: Really? You promise you wont tell anyone?
Joey: Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh Hey! Im really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)
Monica: Well its just umm Im afraid you might mess it up.
Monica: Ohh. Oh! Ohh!
Monica: Ohhh.
Monica: Oh God!
Monica: Uh Phoebe?
Monica: Oh yeah right there!
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Monica: Youre getting a crush on your sisters fianc�e.
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
Monica: Not really.
Phoebe: Oh, Monica, grow up!
Phoebe and Monica: (sympathetic) Ohh!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Chandler enters with a bouquet of roses.]
Monica: In the beginning where yknow its all sex and talking and sex and talking and
Monica: What is it?
Monica: (to herself) Ive still got it!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) So what do you think? (referring to her outfit)
Monica: Mm-hmm.
Monica: Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!
Monica: Honey, whats going on?
Monica: Dont touch me!
Monica: Anyway, Ross and I were always captains, and um, it got kindve competitive and one year, Geller Bowl VI, I accidentally broke Rosss nose.
Monica: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!
Monica: How about a Youhoo with a funny straw?
Monica: What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!
Monica: Yes! Now, theyre a little more than I normally spend on boots or rent (Shows him the receipt.)
Phoebe: Wow, what is with all the negativity? You sound like Monican't , not Monican... (Monica looks almost puzzled) ...Monica. Look, you know, you have been playing around with this catering thing for over three years. Do you want to be a caterer or not?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
Monica: Im-Im Monica.
Rachel: Oh my God! (Notices the boots) Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!
Monica: How long has it been this time?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Well yknow Joey, youre a pretty charming guy.
Monica: Come in!
Monica: Oh, my God.
(Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they cant do it and back up. They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone knocks on the door.)
Monica: Oh, thank God!
Monica: Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why dont we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?
Monica: Thats different, we were roommates! And when?!
Monica: Shes right of course not. Honey, get the tape.
Monica: I know! I know, Im so sorry for you!
Monica: I swear, if you try it, you will love it!
Monica: Its still beautiful.
Monica: Oh Rach!
Monica: (in a sexy voice) Oh. Oh yeah! Ohhhhh! Ohh! Oh yeah!
Phoebe: Well last night, I met Monicas.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.]