words in movies
Monica: (she enters) Hey guys!
Monica: That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Monica: Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.
Monica: All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.
Monica: Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
(Monica and Chandler enter)
Monica: Hey!
Monica: All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!
Monica: Are you freaking kidding me, Green?
Monica: So glad you came!
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
Monica: I can't believe Emma is still asleep!
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Chandler: I'm not going to Vermont with this Monica!
Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.
Monica: Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?
(Ross, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen area)
Monica: Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
Ross: You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?
Monica: Alright, 5 more minutes.
Monica: No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!
Monica: No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
Monica: Yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!
Monica: No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.
Monica: (She gives Joey a you-are-so-stupid-look) Ok, ten.
Joey: Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Monica: Everybody get your toys! (They all run toward the table with toys)
Monica: Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!
(Monica, Phoebe and Joey release their wind-up toys.)
Monica: (to the dog) What are you barking at?
Monica: Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
(Monica turns to see the closed door.)
[ Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Chandler, Monica and Emma are sitting on the floor, and Emma's stuffed animals are lined up in front of them.]
Monica: Now another way to organise your stuffed animals, is by size.
Chandler: I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?
Monica: Game?
Monica: That's how old you are.
Monica: (embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...
Monica: ...and head to Canada!
Monica: I wasn't. Let's get going!
Monica: What about your massage client?
Monica: Thanks!
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Monica: Im actually with her on this one.
Monica: Well uh, Im trying to make something for Joey. Do you mind if I raid your fridge?
Monica: We have too! I mean what if Ross's hears that and then calls her back and then they get back together? Is that what you want? Ross back with that controlling, neurotic, crazy Emily? The Emily that wouldn't let him see you?
Monica: Hey!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter.]
Monica: Do it!
Ross: Monica!
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Ross: Monica, what is the matter with you?
Monica: Oh, okay!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with Monicas soul mate.]
Monica: Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down.
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Rachel: (looking up at the ceiling) God, Monica its on the ceiling.
[Scene: A Portrait Studio, Chandler and Monica are trying to take their engagement picture. Monica has a beautiful smile, while Chandler isnt.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him.]
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up.) I guess we can bet one more time.
Monica: Two hundred.
Monica: Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, time lapse, Ross is entering. Chandler and Monica are at the kitchen table. Rachel is on the couch reading.]
Monica: How are you doing?
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Monica: (entering) Hey. Where's Joey?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Chandler is sitting on the couch staring at the tape on the coffee table with his eyes huge and his mouth wide open.]
Monica: What?! I just touched him and he went over.
Phoebe: Okay, I can fix this! Okay Monica, Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding. (Rachel glares at her.)
Chandler: Yeah, can I get a 3-piece, some cole slaw, some beans, and a Coke(Yelps in pain as Monica grabs him underwater)Diet Coke.
Monica: Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you dont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there. He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece.]
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
Monica: Hey, you wanna see something?
[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]
Monica: Thats it! Right there! Is all I wanted!
Monica: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life. The whole, 'hat' thing.
Monica: Hey. (Sits down on the arm of the couch.)
Monica: Huh. So you're saying like umm, if there was an award for the best bad massage, well who would get that?
Monica: Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity to use up all the food that I don't want to move to the new house with me! So, enjoy: smoke oyster casserole with a breakfast cereal crust, kidney beans in their own juices, and for dessert, a questionable orange.
Monica: What?
Monica: So were gonna try? I mean, are we trying?
Monica: What?!!
Monica: We are pretty good.
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
Monica: What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: No, not here. Maybe here.
(Joey gives him and odd look.� Monica gives a similar look.)
Monica: Well, we could start trying. Now.
Monica: Okay, hold on a sec.
Monica: And its so clean!!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.]
Monica: (bursting into tears) My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages.
Monica: Spoon? (Hands him one and he tastes it.) So, what do you think?
Monica: I think we found a place.
Monica: Umm, wait! Do you want to set the mood a little?
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Monica: We could, or we can have sex in it.
Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
Monica: yeah oh my god, I'm so moved.
Monica: I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chefs hat. (The hat says Quit, bitch)
Monica: No! No-no! I love it! It is a great present! In fact, why dont you go home and wait for the thank you card?
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
[Scene: Back in the kitchen at the funeral. Phoebe is there, Monica enters.]
Rachel: Here. (Hands her to Monica.)
Ben: Auntie Monica!! (He runs to hug her.)
Monica: Whats the matter?
Monica: Its okay honey, youll find a name.
Monica: Okay. Its Emma.
Monica: Take it.
Monica: I dont want to say.
Monica: Its clearly an Emma.
[Scene: The Portrait Studio, Monica is waiting for Chandler to make another attempt at taking a good picture.]
Monica: I cant believe were here.
Monica: I know there'll be other houses, but it's just so... I love that one so much.
Monica: About what?
Monica: Isnt she beautiful?
Phoebe: (To Monica) Oh and I need to talk to you.
Monica: This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room.
Monica: Umm, and looking at people differently.
Joey: R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! (Monica nods yes.) And-and Chandlers tellin ya how much he hates marriage?!
Monica: (following her) Ill give you really good odds.
Monica: I want a baby.
Monica: Deal!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Rachel enters.]
Chandler: Hello sir, you know Monica.
Monica: Okay, all right, I think youre great, I think youre sweet, and youre smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.
Monica: I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
Monica: Damnit! Damnit!! Heres your fifty bucks! (Pays Phoebe.)
Monica: It wasnt fun?!
Monica: Daddy?!
Monica: Yeah, were trying to get pregnant.
Monica: Well, thats okay dad, we-we can wait until later.
Monica: Okay, just to be clear comedy with the plates will not be well recieved. <pinches Ross' arm>
Monica: Okay, Joeys gonna catch it, and you and I are gonna block.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is standing in the kitchen ready to leave for the rehearsal dinner.]
Monica: I dont feel good right now.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: What?
[Scene: Rachels Room, Monica is entering.]