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Monica: (she enters) Hey guys!
Monica: That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Monica: Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.
Monica: All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.
Monica: Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
(Monica and Chandler enter)
Monica: Hey!
Monica: All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!
Monica: Are you freaking kidding me, Green?
Monica: So glad you came!
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
Monica: I can't believe Emma is still asleep!
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Chandler: I'm not going to Vermont with this Monica!
Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.
Monica: Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?
(Ross, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen area)
Monica: Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
Ross: You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?
Monica: Alright, 5 more minutes.
Monica: No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!
Monica: No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
Monica: Yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!
Monica: No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.
Monica: (She gives Joey a you-are-so-stupid-look) Ok, ten.
Joey: Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Monica: Everybody get your toys! (They all run toward the table with toys)
Monica: Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!
(Monica, Phoebe and Joey release their wind-up toys.)
Monica: (to the dog) What are you barking at?
Monica: Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
(Monica turns to see the closed door.)
[ Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Chandler, Monica and Emma are sitting on the floor, and Emma's stuffed animals are lined up in front of them.]
Monica: Now another way to organise your stuffed animals, is by size.
Chandler: I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?
Monica: Game?
Monica: That's how old you are.
Monica: (embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...
Monica: ...and head to Canada!
Monica: I wasn't. Let's get going!
Monica: What about your massage client?
Monica: Thanks!
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Joey and Monica: Are you all right?
Monica: He had to go, theres a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.
(Joey and Monica rush over to her.)
Monica: I think youre done.
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Monica: Ohh, everybody at the restaurant still hates me.
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
RACHEL: Wow, I am so glad I'm not Monica right now.
Monica: All right look, if I take Chandler out of the running will you be able to focus?
Chandler: (To Monica) Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay? Then we can put you in bed, okay? Just smile and dont talk to anyone.
Monica: Run, Marcel, run! Run, Marcel! (Marcel runs off and Luisa runs after him. Monica goes to check up on Phoebe) Are you okay?
[Scene: Allesandros, Monica is cooking.]
Monica: I think I need a drink.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that morning. The porn is still on, there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Monica: Hi!
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Hi.
Monica: Oh. Why didnt you take her?
Monica: Do you love her?
Monica: You love her!
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Rachel is talking to Monica about her job.]
Monica: Oh good, Im glad thats catching on.
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is entering]
Monica: Where ya going?
Monica: And well, what did she say?
Monica: Oh, youre totally welcome! Whatd she say?
Monica: You know!
Monica: It is not over! Youre over!
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Are you sure?
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang minus Monica is there.]
(Monica hugs her goes and hugs her)
Monica: All right.
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Monica: (shyly) I dont know.
Monica: Its a globe and, a pencil sharpener.
Monica: Hello.
Monica: If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.
Monica: All right. When is, when is the next flight out?
Monica: Oh.
Monica: All right, I still need a calamari and a Caesar salad.
Monica: That thing is not coming in here.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
Monica: That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not goof around with him.
Monica: Well, what kind of food is he looking for?
Monica: (to the mask) I missed you-you ugly, flat faced old freak!
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.]
[Flashback to 524 - TOI Vegas, Part II] [Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Chandler: Well this is great. Yknow, those cameras were the only thing that was gonna cheer Monica up today, shes really depressed.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are playing cards at the dinner table.]
Monica: I can cook and you can take care of the money.
Monica: Um-hmm.
Monica: Why dont we just find a place for it?
Monica: Well, nows a good time. Im on my way to have my ears cut off.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are on the couch as Joey enters.]
Monica: What?! You cant shed a tear for your dead wife!! Now, I left you a note from the beyond!
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Monica and Phoebe: (in unison) Thanks.
Phoebe: Hurry! Monicas gonna make you pack! Shes got jobs for everyone! Now, its too late for me, but save your selves! (The guys scramble for the door.)
Joey: (waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. (Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady. (She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica is busy killing Chandle and Joey at foosball.]
Monica: You know what? This is not over. We will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last dime you have, and you will hate yourselves forever.
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Monica: No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
MONICA: Yeah, he's just gotta get a shot.
Video:April Twelve, Eighteen hundred, Sixty-One (Monica lights Richard's cigar butt), 4:30 A.M. on Tuesday, the United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon (knock on door) it is now under bombardment by....
Monica: Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the Geller Bowl.
Monica: Oh, no!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.]
Monica: Emilys straight.
Monica: This is so much fun!
Monica: Ok! When I go places with high humidity, it gets a little extra body, ok?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
Monica: This totally makes sense!
[Scene: Monicas childhood bedroom (which has been turned into a gym), Monica is lying on the treadmill as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Monica: Oh no, she's out having drinks with Carl.
Monica: Yeah, what, do you think were stupid?
Monica: What do you say?
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Monica: Oh, let's not tell this story.
Monica: Thanks. (Joeys still patting the burn spot) I think you got it!
(Monica turns to get the wine.� Chandler peeps through the peephole.� Joey, seeing something, peeps back.� Chandler ducks.� Monica returns with two glasses of wine.� She gives one to Joey.)
MONICA: But I thought you wanted to live by yourself.
Monica: Oh man, they think they are so slick messing with us! But see they don't know that we know that they know! So
Monica: Oh, just do it!!
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
Monica: All right, so what do you say?
Monica: Theyre green?
Monica: My God, you cant even look at me! Can you?
Monica: Oh, good.
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
Monica: I dont know!