words in movies
Monica: (she enters) Hey guys!
Monica: That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Monica: Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.
Monica: All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.
Monica: Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
(Monica and Chandler enter)
Monica: Hey!
Monica: All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!
Monica: Are you freaking kidding me, Green?
Monica: So glad you came!
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
Monica: I can't believe Emma is still asleep!
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Chandler: I'm not going to Vermont with this Monica!
Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.
Monica: Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?
(Ross, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen area)
Monica: Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
Ross: You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?
Monica: Alright, 5 more minutes.
Monica: No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!
Monica: No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
Monica: Yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!
Monica: No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.
Monica: (She gives Joey a you-are-so-stupid-look) Ok, ten.
Joey: Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Monica: Everybody get your toys! (They all run toward the table with toys)
Monica: Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!
(Monica, Phoebe and Joey release their wind-up toys.)
Monica: (to the dog) What are you barking at?
Monica: Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
(Monica turns to see the closed door.)
[ Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Chandler, Monica and Emma are sitting on the floor, and Emma's stuffed animals are lined up in front of them.]
Monica: Now another way to organise your stuffed animals, is by size.
Chandler: I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?
Monica: Game?
Monica: That's how old you are.
Monica: (embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...
Monica: ...and head to Canada!
Monica: I wasn't. Let's get going!
Monica: What about your massage client?
Monica: Thanks!
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: I don't know, clean places?
Monica: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Monica: Oh, well dont take it to the same place you took the stereo, cause theyve had that thing for over a week.
Monica: This is disgusting!
[Scene: Ross and Emilys planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]
Monica: We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.
Rachel: No, yknow what? Its gonna be okay. I mean you dont have to have this rustic Italian feast. Yknow? And-and you dont need, you dont need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Monica: Would it really have been that easy?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.]
Monica: Still, I was quick as a cat.
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Can you just hold on for one minute?
Joey: Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.
Girls: Yes, you're having a boy! (Monica runs over and hugs Ross)
Monica: Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less.
Monica: All right fine! If it means that much to you! But justtheres gonna be a ton left over.
Monica: Hi, nice to meet you!
Rachel: What? Oh, well then yknow what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
Monica: What was that?
Monica: All right, check me out.
Monica: That noise you just made?
Monica: Really? Your work laugh?
Monica: Really?
Monica: Hey, I thought you already had one.
Rachel: (To Monica) Hey!
Monica: Hi!
Monica: Okay, what's going on with you?
Monica: Okay. Umm
Monica: Yes, I'm sure! Rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?
Monica: Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!
Monica: Game!
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Monica: I got it!!
Monica: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Monica: (puling him up) Hey. Whaddya doing?
Monica: I was frustrated.
Chandler: Long! (Gives Monica the Work Laugh.)
Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.
Chandler: (to Monica) (in a funny voice) Hi there. (Monica turns her head away in disgust)
Monica: I was frustrated with you!
Monica: What?!
Monica: My turn? What-what are you talking about?
(She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.)
Monica: Me and Chandler?! (Does her fake laugh.)
Monica: Isn’t it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
Monica: Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship! (She goes to kiss him.)
Monica: Wait. Rachel, no, hes married. Married! If you dont realize that, I cant help you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
Monica: Please... honey, leave the details to me. Now I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. Now, ok, I was thinking that the harpist should wear white.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there.]
Monica: I thought you could use the help.
Monica: (entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!
Monica: Okay great!
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: I'll get back to my new job.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing the dishes.]
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Monica: Yes you are! That's the only way to explain all this stuff!
Monica: That was a half an hour?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.]
Monica: Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these (she holds the furry handcuffs) on my pillow.
Monica: I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
Monica: Ohh my God, I'm so sorry.
Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs dont you think hes a little young to get married?
Rachel: Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler.
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
Monica: (in a sexy voice) Come on. (Coughs loudly.)
Monica: You used to have carpet.
Monica: What?! What honey?
Monica: Say good-bye to sore muscles!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the funeral, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too.]
Monica: Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.
Monica: What?!
Monica: No he's not!
Monica: No.
Monica: (starting to cry) See? It's no big deal.
[Scene; Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch. Ross walks in.]
Monica: Oh my God. Richard? (turns around) Hi!
Monica: Okay. I suck!
Monica: Well, at least you scared someone.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel at counter, Phoebe, Chandler, and Fun Bobby at the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order.]
Monica: Look Julio, someone left their book here.
Monica: What's wrong with PBS?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]
Monica: Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.
Phoebe: CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!
Monica: It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.
[later in the bathroom Monica is looking in the drawer, Rachel runs up]
Phoebe: (screaming) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]