words in movies
Monica: (she enters) Hey guys!
Monica: That place in Vermont? You can take a hint!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Monica: Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.
Monica: All right, we'll stay. We can just drive up after the party.
Monica: Believe me, that is not why we won't be doing that!
(Monica and Chandler enter)
Monica: Hey!
Monica: All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!
Monica: Are you freaking kidding me, Green?
Monica: So glad you came!
Judy: (to Monica) I remember your first birthday! Ross was jealous of all the attention we were giving you. He pulled on his testicles so hard! We had to take him to the emergency room! Ross: (pointing the camcorder at himself) There's something you didn't know about your dad!
Monica: I can't believe Emma is still asleep!
Monica: I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I'm going to ram this platter really hard into your ribs. You're gonna scream out and that'll wake her up!
Chandler: I'm not going to Vermont with this Monica!
Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.
Monica: Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?
(Ross, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen area)
Monica: Oh. So nice of her to pull my hair, 'till I dropped the key!
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Monica: We're Aunt Monica and uncle Chandler, by the way. You may not recognize us, because we haven't spoken to your parents in seventeen years!
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
Ross: You guys, just please.. a little bit longer. I promise, Rachel will be back with the cake any minute. Monica, remember.. the frosting? huh?
Monica: Alright, 5 more minutes.
Monica: No! Wait! If anybody gets to go.. it's us (Points at herself and Chandler) We've been complaining the longest!
Monica: No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
Monica: Yeah, and we've paid for a room, that we're supposed to be in right now!
Monica: No! no! Let's figure out a fair way to decide who's staying.
Monica: (She gives Joey a you-are-so-stupid-look) Ok, ten.
Joey: Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Monica: Everybody get your toys! (They all run toward the table with toys)
Monica: Phoebe, you get the bear, uhm, Joey, you get the robot, and Chandler and I get the dog. Ok, and the race is going to go (Takes two cups and marks the start and finish lines with them) from here to here. Now the one who comes in last, stays!
(Monica, Phoebe and Joey release their wind-up toys.)
Monica: (to the dog) What are you barking at?
Monica: Wha... How the hell is that gonna help?
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
(Monica turns to see the closed door.)
[ Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Chandler, Monica and Emma are sitting on the floor, and Emma's stuffed animals are lined up in front of them.]
Monica: Now another way to organise your stuffed animals, is by size.
Chandler: I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?
Monica: Game?
Monica: That's how old you are.
Monica: (embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...
Monica: ...and head to Canada!
Monica: I wasn't. Let's get going!
Monica: What about your massage client?
Monica: Thanks!
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Phoebe: Oh God, I tried everything to make myself feel better. I even tried writing a song about it... but... I can't think of anything that rhymes with AARRGGHH!! (pause) Hey Monica, I really need your help getting through this...
Monica: Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.
MONICA: Shut up.
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
[Monica goes in the bathroom]
Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?
MONICA: Cut it out.
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is sitting between Monica and Phoebe.]
Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.
MONICA: I promise you, he would definitely want you back.
Monica: Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee.
MONICA: I was.
Monica: I can't belive it, I'm gonna be an aunt. I'm gonna have like a nephew.
MONICA: Did she leave a number?
MONICA: I'm not a baby, you're the baby.
Monica: I swear I didnt know she was a hooker! I mean whDid you let her smoke in here?
Monica: Aww thanks! God Will Im so glad that you came! You look great! You mustve lost like
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Ross are there.]
MONICA: My brother, the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.
MONICA: Did you like it?
Rachel: Hi! Hey, listen, can we ask you a question? When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to... more than that?
Phoebe: Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)
MONICA: I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.
MONICA: Bite me.
MONICA: It's my TV.
MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.
MONICA: Well, I just caught the live show.
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
MONICA: Fun? Fun, you think this is fun?
MONICA: Ross, I hated you when we were kids.
MONICA: Now I love you. And not just 'cause I have to.
Monica: Because we're moving in a couple of days and it just didn't make sense.
MONICA: Yeah, thanks. You know what?
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross, Rachel, and Monica are hanging out.]
MONICA: Sure.
Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
[Scene: The Wedding Hall, Monica and Chandler have just said "I do," and the photographer is taking the required pictures. First of Monica, Chandler, Ross and Joey.]
MONICA: So what're you gonna do?
MONICA: Ok, all right. It was an accident, I swear, all right. I was putting on my jacket, and the thing, and the lamp, and it broke.
PHOEBE: Monica.
MONICA: [sings] They won't take you to the vet.
RACHEL, MONICA, ROY, and CHIP: Bye.
MONICA: Joey.
MONICA: We, we just wanna see the end.
Monica: So I did tell you. Okay, y'know, that really isnt the thing. Umm, the thing is that, right now Im just in a place in my life where I need to focus on me. Y'know what I mean?
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Chandler has a jug of milk in his hands and decides to make some warm milk. He opens up the cabinet to get a pot and manages to knock several other pots onto the floor making a lot of noise.]
Monica: No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isnt something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen.
Monica: Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.
Monica: Bedsprings, unmistakable!
[Monica pulls out a bag full of airline bottles of liquor.]
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
MONICA: Shut up, I'm happy.
MONICA: Not a lot, Phoebe's kidding, Phoebe's crazy.
Monica: Not necessarily...
MONICA: [looking at some kind of glass sculpture thing] Wow Joey, this is, uhh...
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Richard, Ross, and Rachel are returning.]
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joeys sisters.
[Scene: The movie set. Monica and Rachel are saying goodbye to Jean-Claude]
MONICA: Well yeah.
MONICA: You really ok with it?
MONICA: Oh, yay. Ok about that two.
Monica: Okay Marjorie, hit it.
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
MONICA: But you've only slept with two people.
MONICA: Well, it just seems like a really small number.
Phoebe: (To Joey) You ate meat! (Joey is shocked) (To Chandler and Monica) You had sex! (Theyre shocked.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting there and Monica walks in.]
MONICA: I know. I just can't find...
RICHARD: Monica.
MONICA: There's only one.
MONICA: You need one too?
MONICA: No.
MONICA: Yeah.
Monica: Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
Monica: Ill take care of it.
MONICA: Dad, I'm the twinkie.
MONICA: Why?
MONICA: Wait, he's not here yet.
MONICA: Alright.
MONICA: Blow drying what, you have no hair.
[Monica enters from her bedroom.]
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.
Monica: Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]
MONICA: Hey.
MONICA: You wanna get out of my face?
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
MONICA: A mirror?
MONICA: Hey.
Monica: You wanted it to be a surprise.
Chandler: No-no-no-no. (Waves him away as Monica and Phoebe enter whispering to each other.) Hey! (Monica shushes him.)
MONICA: No.
MONICA: Oh my God, it was incredible.
Monica: Well, that's it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch?
Monica: (shouting on phone) Wendy, we had a deal! (Listens) Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy! (hangs up)
MONICA: Isn't it.