words in movies
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishing watching the first episode of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Joey is of course Mac.]
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
(They all make happy faces as they are unable to express their feelings verbally. Finally, the phone rings and the race to answer it is won by Monica.)
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Hold on please. Joey, its your mom. (Hands him the phone.)
Monica: Wh-what are we gonna tell him?
Monica: And I have costumes.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch.]
Monica: Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?
Monica and Phoebe: Oh, thats great!!
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
Monica: Still get a discount on wedding dresses?
Monica: Im so happy for you!
Monica: What?!
Monica: Oooh!
Monica and Phoebe: Ahhh!!
Chandler: No-no-no-no. (Waves him away as Monica and Phoebe enter whispering to each other.) Hey! (Monica shushes him.)
Phoebe: (To Monica) Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye.
Monica: (To Chandler) Hey sweetie.
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
Monica: Awww. (Kisses him.) But still no.
Monica: Really? Okay, so why dont you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at Disneyland?
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Oh my God. He threw up?
Chandler: No, he visited a little town south of throw up. (Monica laughs hysterically.) So what was Phoebes secret?
Monica: Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebes old massage place is getting fired.
Monica: Thats right! You lose sucker!! (Pause) Please still marry me.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Chandler: Let me see this guy. (Phoebe hands him the picture.) W-H-Wow! Dont show this to Monica! And dont tell her about the W-H-Wow!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is setting the table for dinner as Chandler enters.]
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Monica: Hey baby. (Kisses him.)
Monica: I made you a surprise.
Monica: Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story Ive had such a craving for them.
Monica: Ross!
Monica: No! No. Theyre umm Theyre just uh ground beef smileys. (Holding up one of the shells.)
Monica: Excuse me Mr. Mexico.
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
Monica: (trying not to laugh) Im not laughing.
Chandler: Nancy Thompsons getting fired! (Monica slaps him on the shoulder.)
Ross: (To Monica) Look, okay-okay I had food poisoning! Its not like I choose to do it! Its not likeIts not like I said, "Umm, what would make this ride more fun?!"
Monica: Youre right. I mean Im sorry. Yeah, I shouldnt be laughing. I should be laying down papers for you! (Runs off laughing which gets Chandler laughing.)
Ross: Oh really? Well I-I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Monica: (running up to Ross) What happened in Atlantic City?!
Monica: (To Chandler) You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets.]
Monica: Oh my God! (Laughing)
Monica: I-I already told him everything! (Threateningly) You shush!!
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Ross: Monica couldnt tell time til she was 13!
Monica: Its hard for some people!
Chandler: (To Monica) Of course it is. (Mouths to Ross) Wowwhoa!
Monica: Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!
Monica: Ohh, Im sorry I couldnt think of anymore for Ross!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Monica: Yknow, in my defense, umm there was no glitter on the macaroni and very little glue.
Chandler: (To Monica) You have no trouble telling time now right?
Monica: No!
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Monica: Yeah?
Monica: Ohh, absolutely.
Monica: Yeah, definitely!
Monica: Then, Id steer clear of Phoebe.
Ross: Man! (Monica mouths, "Im sorry.")
Monica: Chris says theyre closing down the bar.
Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, thats right! He called to ask out Monica! That-thats gotta be embarrassing!
Monica: I know.
Monica: Ross, are you okay?
Monica: Why?!
Monica: A pill?
Monica: This is so great! And Im gonna be your babys aunt!
Monica: Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up? Phoebe: A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
[Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.]
The Teacher: Monica, you asked the question.
Monica: Feeling a little better sweetie?
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
Monica: How do I tell Chandler that its too soon. Its gonna break his heart, hes not gonna think that I dont love him anymore.
Monica: Yeah, no, me neither.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Oh no!
Monica: (grabbing the picture) Give me that!
Joey: (thinking) I slept with Monica.
Monica: Yes it's true.
Rachel: Monica, is this true?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey bastedOh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?
Ross: My God Monica!!
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Monica: Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (To Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?
Monica: (to Ross) Ooh, are you gonna do magic?
Monica: Well, I want he baby to come out all cute and fat!
Rachel: Monica!!!
Joey: (entering with Monica) Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?
Monica: Fridays perfect...She cant wait.
Monica: (Walking in from off screen.) Phoebe!
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: I don't care.
Monica: I just wanted to see how it's going.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]
Monica: (Taking out her wallet.) Well good, here let me help you out.
Monica: (embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...
Monica: Aw, it's soo unfair. (they both start digging into the 'good' ice cream)
Monica: Hey, what's up?
Monica: You had no relationship!!
Monica: Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
[Scene: The Atlantis Resort, Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again.]
MONICA: Ah, and I mean, he's going out with her? He can not persue this.
Monica: The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants!
Monica: You still want to move in together right?
Monica: You guys are dead, I am so good at lighting rounds.
Monica: Come on, hurry!
Monica: I guess Joey was right, it does nothing.
Monica: Ross didnt scare you?
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
Fat Monica: I think his begging days are over now that he's going out with Nancy Branson.
Monica: I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them!
Monica: Come here, I want to show you something!
Monica: What a minute, what did he say?
Rachel: So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.
Monica: I mean, that's a typical guy response.
Monica: No.
Monica: No.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Okay, the owner of Allesandros came over to yell at me, but instead I made him some sauce, and he offered me the job as head chef!!
Monica and Ross: Sure.
Monica: (answering it) Hello.
Monica: Oh, you're kidding.
Monica: Too strong for me?
Monica: What is the matter with you?! Do you want to fall into the trap? Do you want to fall into the trap?!
Monica: Okay. (in her microphone) It's zero hour. All teams execute on my count. (to all) Let's get this bad boy on the road.
Monica: (inspecting his leg) Wow! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough spot.
Monica: (laughing with Ross) We don't, we don't wrestle now.
MONICA: Mom, I'm hungry.
Monica: Bodington's!
Monica: That was unbelievable!
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break up with Alan.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates.]
Monica: This is where I thought the barca lounger could go! You see you could see the TV and its still walking distance to the kitchen.
Joey: Monica and Rachel made out. (Giggles like a schoolboy and Monica glares at him.)
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class.]
Monica: Wait, no-no-no, I can go really fast! Dad, give me the keys to your Porsche!
Monica: Oh no, wait! Joey!
Monica: So then you know? (Phoebe nods her head)
Monica: Okay!
[Scene: The Hospital, Monica and Rachel are waiting for the doctors to arrive. They enter and are played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney.]
Monica: Happy New Year.
Monica: It's okay! It's good! It's good. It's a disease!
Monica: (Picking up a card from Chandlers wallet.) My God! Is this a gym card?
Monica: Uh-hmm.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering with Rachel.]
Monica: Uh, no!!
Monica: Oh my God! I love that!
Monica: Eww!! (Throws the bucket down.)
Monica: Hi Ben!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Monica: I guess I wanted to keep it (Pause) as a souvenir.
Monica: Look look! It's Rachel and Barry. No, don't everybody look at once!
Monica: You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.
Monica: Thank you. (Leaves.)
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]