words in movies
Monica: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
Monica: Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it.
Monica: Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?
Monica: Did he give you that whole "You're-not-up-to-this" thing again?
Monica: Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her.
Rachel: Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama.
Joey: You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself.]
Joey: Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.
Monica: Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.
Monica: (looking out window) Oh, god help us.
Monica: Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!
Monica: What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.
[Scene: A fancy restaurant, Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother.]
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Monica: Which?
Monica: You've never met Bob, have you?
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
Monica: ...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table.]
Monica: (to Joey) He is so cute. (to Angela and Bob) So, where did you guys grow up?
Monica: How, how did that happen?
Monica: What?
Bob: Monica, Monica is great.
[Scene: The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant, Monica and Angela are talking.]
Monica: I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.
Monica: It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.
Monica: Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
[Scene: The fancy restaurant, Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable.]
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Monica: Oh my god.
Monica: Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
Monica: Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.
Monica: Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it'snot really true, is it?
Monica: Oh my god, what were you thinking?
Monica: (hits him lightly) Oh!
Monica: (leaving) I'm outta here.
Monica: Really?
[Time lapse, Monica accidentally spilled her drink on Bob's shirt and is wiping it off. Joey is making eyes at Angela.]
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
(Monica and Joey enter.)
Monica: Hi.
Monica: We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves.
Monica: (notices his head) Oh, I'm sorry.
Monica: Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say.
Monica: (joining them) Hey.
Monica: Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.
Monica: No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change.
Rachel: I did, Monica was so sweet she left a little mint on my pillow.
Monica: Well Joey, were all were all very proud of you.
Monica: Yeah, you want some?
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Monica: Hey! So what do you think?
(Joey notices Monica has gotten a pie.)
Monica: I know.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Theyre mine!
Monica: (to the couple) Hi! Can you do that and walk? Cause she said, "Next."
Monica: Ooh, these tennis shoes are so tight. I think Ill take them off. (Goes to do so.)
Rachel: Hi Monica!
Monica: Hey guys!
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Monica: (almost crying) They hurt so much!
Monica: (standing up) Ahhhhhhhh!
Monica: Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)
Monica: I dont know, my hand feels weird. I guess its because, Im engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying?
(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
Monica: Oh no, we cant walk!
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Monica: The ones we had right after you almost threw up.
Monica: Okay, forget the specials for a minute. Umm, all right heres the thing, for the last two weeks I have umm, (quietly) tried really hard to create a positive atmosphere
Monica: (notices something in the window) Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop!
[Scene: The Street, Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Phoebe are sitting at the table, Joey and Chandler enter.]
Monica: Well I dont have them either. Where are they?
Monica: (to the boots) Bye bootsWait! Half off?! (Chandler runs off.)
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
Monica: Look! (She puts a big, yellow pair of sunglasses on the bird.)
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
Monica: Ahh, Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you!
Monica: Yes, hi.
Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?
Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh! (drops it in Ross's cereal)
Monica: Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, I love that, you really have faith in me. Thank you. Technical question, how do you know when uh, the butters done?
(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink.)
Monica: Thats true! (Happily) I knew I married you for a reason!
Monica: Why did you do that?
Monica: Hey, I couldve had you if I wanted you.
Monica: Making her a mixed tape?
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Chandler: (To Monica) Should we call the spitter?
Monica: Hi Roger.
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Phoebe: Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger.
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
Monica: I dont have an atlas.
Monica: Come here. I can breath through my mouth.
(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
Monica: Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all.
Rachel: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (Monica smiles.) What?
Rachel: Shake it! (Phoebe, Mike, Chandler, Monica and Joey step in)
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time!
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Ross: Monica bang! Monica bang! (runs into one of the posts) Ow!
Monica: What makes you think that I might not be okay?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms. Pac-Man.]
Monica: Its not a date, okay. Im just gonna teach him how to make lasagne for some pot luck dinner he has.
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Monica: You only think its stupid because you suck at it.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebes baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isnt happy about it.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is reading and Monica runs over and turns on the lamp behind Phoebe.]
Monica: Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Monica: Hey.
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Monica: Well it clearly wasnt showering or shaving.
Monica: Chandler, why would you do that?
Monica: You think this is clever?
Monica: Chandler! Hes seven; hes not stupid.
Monica: Hey wait a minute, this one isnt dirty.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
Monica: Chandler! Phoebes hogging the game!
Monica: Didnt she walk with a cane?
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
Monica: Fair enough, now go get ready!
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Monica: Theyre all Chandler.
Monica: What if something gets broken, they're so expensive.
Monica: That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.
Monica: What is the matter with your hand?
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
Monica: Ok, but if something gets broken, and then the Queen comes over..
Monica: Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.
Monica: Dont touch her!!
Monica: Oh my God Phoebe, youre on fire!
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
Monica: Wait, you like them with me.
Monica: Anyway, it just doesnt seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? Its a lot of work.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom.]
Monica: (airily) Hi.