words in movies
Monica: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
Monica: Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it.
Monica: Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?
Monica: Did he give you that whole "You're-not-up-to-this" thing again?
Monica: Wow, being dumped by you obviously agrees with her.
Rachel: Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at Laundorama.
Joey: You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself.]
Joey: Monica, I'm tellin' you, this guy is perfect for you.
Monica: Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.
Monica: (looking out window) Oh, god help us.
Monica: Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!
Monica: What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.
[Scene: A fancy restaurant, Joey and Monica are there, meeting Angela and Bob, who Monica thinks is Angela's brother.]
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Monica: Which?
Monica: You've never met Bob, have you?
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
Monica: ...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Monica, Joey, Angela, and Bob are seated at the table.]
Monica: (to Joey) He is so cute. (to Angela and Bob) So, where did you guys grow up?
Monica: How, how did that happen?
Monica: What?
Bob: Monica, Monica is great.
[Scene: The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant, Monica and Angela are talking.]
Monica: I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.
Monica: It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.
Monica: Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
[Scene: The fancy restaurant, Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable.]
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Monica: Oh my god.
Monica: Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
Monica: Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.
Monica: Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it'snot really true, is it?
Monica: Oh my god, what were you thinking?
Monica: (hits him lightly) Oh!
Monica: (leaving) I'm outta here.
Monica: Really?
[Time lapse, Monica accidentally spilled her drink on Bob's shirt and is wiping it off. Joey is making eyes at Angela.]
Monica: I'm so sorry, I can't believe I did this, but I couldn't stop laughing at your Norman Mailer story.
(Monica and Joey enter.)
Monica: Hi.
Monica: We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves.
Monica: (notices his head) Oh, I'm sorry.
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Monica: Oh, oh, okay umm, so I'll see you soon.
Monica: Okay. Well, it's good news. It's good news.
Monica: I love you.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, it's still me.
Monica: Oh my.
Monica: Yeah! And the winner gets a hundred bucks.
Monica: Ross will do it.
Monica: Are you scared?
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
Monica: Wow, isn't it ironic that David would show up on the same day that you and Mike exchange keys?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Look, I-Im never gonna let you up so you may as well just go away.
(The sitcom begins with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt. Rachel and Monica do a little dance with their chopsticks, and Phoebe has to grin as Ross joins in the rhythm.)
MONICA: Ok will do. So glad you came.
Monica: Oh. Monica! ...Hi. I'm Mo- ...nana.
MONICA: Give me that.
Monica: Ooh, nice.
Monica: Yeah?
Monica: Whats that?
Monica: You wanna what?!
Monica: Wow.
Monica: Okay. (not sure of herself)
Monica: Oh, right! I completely forgot about that.
Monica: What are you talking about?
Monica: My parents will be so happy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture.]
Monica: (entering) Hey.
Monica: Youre not gonna believe this. Okay, so I go over...
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe wont tell her.]
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
Chandler: (to Monica) You see you cant tell which one is which either, dwha!!
Monica: Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Monica: The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.
Monica: Forty-two to twenty-one! Like the turkey, Ross is done!
Monica: Yeah, but without the costumes.
Monica: I am so glad you said cooks.
[Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.]
Rachel: Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
Monica: That's very nice.
Monica: Okay, can we please go eat?
Monica: I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Monica: Hey, are we still on for tonight?
Monica: God Ross, what is that?
Monica: Oh, but wait I do have a globe.
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
Monica: (from the bathroom) Im in the shower!
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
Monica: Well, youre not gonna get going are you?
Monica: Well, no. But...
Monica: You didnt know that already?
Monica: Yeah. That-that was the problem.
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
Dr. Mitchell: Okay, errrr, Monica?
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Monica: And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is teaching Richard how to make lasagne.]
Ross: (entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
Monica: Please tell me youre stopping now.
Monica: Yes?
MONICA: Who has her own little desk when Roland's not there.
[Chandler and Monica are by the window pressuring Ross to tell his parents the truth.]
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Stinky?!
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
[cut to Rachel and Monica at the counter.]
Monica: (sarcastic) Thanks!
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Monica: Yeah right.
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
(At that suggestion Monica starts laughing.)
Monica: Well, no. Youre Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
Monica: Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!
Monica: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
Monica: Whats with all this sand? (picking a handful of sand off of the floor, which is covered in sand)
Monica: What?!
Monica: Aww, thank you.
Monica: What are you crazy?!
Monica: (to Phoebe) So whats Phoebe like?
Monica: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.
Monica: Well, why would she lie to you?
Monica: Oh well, where is he?!
Monica: Yeah. (to Chandler) I bet you cant guess what color my tonsils are? Ill bet the apartment!
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
Monica: Strip Happy Days Game?
Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
Rachel: Monica, please?
Monica: Hes totally flirting with you too.
Monica: Why would the little girl creep you out?
Monica: Huh?
Monica: What?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering again.]