words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, the next morning. Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
(Chandler is talking to Monica and notices a beautiful woman.)
Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Monica: Just be yourself. But, not too much.
Monica: That cold makes you sound so great.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are there.]
Monica: Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Rachel's not here.
Monica: How's it going with her?
Monica: Hi, Josh.
Monica: So, did you play in college? (She points to his NYU Soccer (football for the rest of the world) sweatshirt he's wearing.)
Monica: Very!
Ross: Monica knows.
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother.
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job.]
Monica: Oh come on! You're making it sound worse than it actually was.
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
Monica: Phoebe, you'll catch pneumonia.
Monica: (sneezes) Oh gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.
Phoebe: You mean you stole it! (Monica sneezes again) Don't cover your mouth when you do that!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
Monica: (lying on the couch suffering from her cold) Ross isn't here.
Rachel: Yeah! (Monica gives a sarcastic thumbs up) (Josh leaves) I am soo gonna marry that guy. (looking in her wallet) Ohhh!
Monica: What?
Monica: Why?
Phoebe: (to Monica) Here, now I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup. And there's no chicken in the broth either, so it's really just... noodle water.
Monica: Thank you so much Phoebe.
Monica: What are you doing with those?!
Monica: Sorry, Phoebe.
Monica: Umm. (nodding her head, "Good.")
(Monica sets the soup down and Phoebe picks it up and licks the rim.)
Monica: Ohhhh!! Gross!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
Monica: No, sorry.
Monica: Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?
Monica: Ross, cough drops, please?
Monica: (interrupting) You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
Monica: And what are you laughing at, Miss `My-keg-sucking-boyfriend-is-stealing-from-me!'
Monica: That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, with a blanket draped over her shoulders, opens the door to a similarly clad Chandler.]
(Monica nods `Yes.' And they both walk to the couch looking all depressed.)
Monica: That is sooo not true!
Monica: Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.
Monica: Hey!
Phoebe: Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.
Monica: What?
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
MONICA: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?
Monica: I know.
Monica: Does it have to do with Joey?
PHOEBE: Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler is sleeping on the couch. Monica walks by and starts watching him.]
Monica: I know, hes too charming, but if you two start going out, then its just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Monica: Claws?!
Monica: All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. (holds up a notepad) Call Rachel.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.
MONICA: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Monica: Oh, it is sooo perfect. Thank you so much. (runs over and hugs him)
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Monica: Oh God.
Monica: Pete.
Monica: Did you just smell my hair?
Monica: Okay, bye.
Monica: All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. (She kisses him back on the lips) Oh, wow! (They then hug and kiss, very passionately.)
Monica: Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
Monica: Does it involve clogs?
Monica: All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, its all your fault.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently.]
Monica: Really? Whos number two?
(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)
Monica: Hi.. how was the game?
Monica: Bye-bye!
Monica: Phoebe?
Monica: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: What?! Monica, Im scared!!
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Monica: Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)
Monica: And! We also have speaker phone. (She turns on the speaker phone.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
Monica: Of course not.
Monica: All right. Honey, thats-thats a sleeve. Okay?
Monica: But, I put some honey in it.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: (covers her neck) Oh God! (runs to the bathroom)
Monica: Theres our star!
MRS. GREENE: Hi Monica.
Monica: Hi!
Monica: Yeah. Where were you?
Monica: Hey, the mans dog just died.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Phoebe, wait a minute! (runs after her, leaving Rachel alone)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, yeah. (to Monica) I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.
Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch.]
Monica: I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]
Monica: Deal!
MONICA: Why? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them.
Ross: Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joeys premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold.]
Monica: Clogs.
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Joey, you had the night!
Monica: One.
Monica: Oh! (They hug, triumphantly.)
Chandler: 7:15. (Monica looks at him) Watch doesnt work.
Monica; Ross!
Monica: Were kidding!
RACHEL: Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead]
Monica: And this goes for all guys?
Monica: Oh, its so beautiful. Ohh! Yknow, I-I dont know if I feel right about this.
Monica: Im just saying its been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!
Mischa: (to Monica) And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog,. In seven languages.
Monica: Ha-ha!
(Monica and Chandler come running in.)
Monica: I dont understand, I mean am I so hard to live, is this why I dont have a boyfriend?
Monica: Phoebe, its been two days.
Monica: What?
Monica: (sarcastic) Oh.
MONICA: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
Monica: I hate men! I hate men!
Monica: Hey! I didn't know either.
Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.
MONICA: All right, get your coat, we're going to the hospital.
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Gotcha. When do we tell them about this?
Monica: Pete's breaking up with me.
Monica: I just checked my messages, and he said that when he gets back from Atlanta, we need to talk.
Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. (Ross starts to leave) Ross! Ross! Im kidding!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there.]
Monica: Yeah. Which one do you like more?
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Monica: I know.
Monica: I guess that's how.
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.