words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, the next morning. Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
(Chandler is talking to Monica and notices a beautiful woman.)
Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Monica: Phoebe! You're sick, you shouldn't play. You should just go home, get in bed, and stay there.
Monica: Just be yourself. But, not too much.
Monica: That cold makes you sound so great.
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are there.]
Monica: Oh umm, how about your mom dying, or having to live on the streets when you were 14?
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Rachel's not here.
Monica: How's it going with her?
Monica: Hi, Josh.
Monica: So, did you play in college? (She points to his NYU Soccer (football for the rest of the world) sweatshirt he's wearing.)
Monica: Very!
Ross: Monica knows.
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother.
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is telling Monica about his new baby sitting job.]
Monica: Oh come on! You're making it sound worse than it actually was.
Ross: Her date tipped me ten dollars. (Monica laughs)
Monica: Phoebe, you'll catch pneumonia.
Monica: (sneezes) Oh gosh, Phoebe, I think I caught your cold.
Phoebe: You mean you stole it! (Monica sneezes again) Don't cover your mouth when you do that!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
Monica: (lying on the couch suffering from her cold) Ross isn't here.
Rachel: Yeah! (Monica gives a sarcastic thumbs up) (Josh leaves) I am soo gonna marry that guy. (looking in her wallet) Ohhh!
Monica: What?
Monica: Why?
Phoebe: (to Monica) Here, now I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup. And there's no chicken in the broth either, so it's really just... noodle water.
Monica: Thank you so much Phoebe.
Monica: What are you doing with those?!
Monica: Sorry, Phoebe.
Monica: Umm. (nodding her head, "Good.")
(Monica sets the soup down and Phoebe picks it up and licks the rim.)
Monica: Ohhhh!! Gross!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
Monica: No, sorry.
Monica: Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?
Monica: Ross, cough drops, please?
Monica: (interrupting) You have nothing! You're not even going out! You're her baby sitter! You have a 12-year-old girl's job!
Monica: And what are you laughing at, Miss `My-keg-sucking-boyfriend-is-stealing-from-me!'
Monica: That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, with a blanket draped over her shoulders, opens the door to a similarly clad Chandler.]
(Monica nods `Yes.' And they both walk to the couch looking all depressed.)
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: I don't know, clean places?
Monica: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Monica: Oh, well dont take it to the same place you took the stereo, cause theyve had that thing for over a week.
Monica: This is disgusting!
[Scene: Ross and Emilys planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]
Monica: We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.
Rachel: No, yknow what? Its gonna be okay. I mean you dont have to have this rustic Italian feast. Yknow? And-and you dont need, you dont need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Monica: Would it really have been that easy?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.]
Monica: Still, I was quick as a cat.
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Can you just hold on for one minute?
Joey: Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.
Girls: Yes, you're having a boy! (Monica runs over and hugs Ross)
Monica: Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less.
Monica: All right fine! If it means that much to you! But justtheres gonna be a ton left over.
Monica: Hi, nice to meet you!
Rachel: What? Oh, well then yknow what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
Monica: What was that?
Monica: All right, check me out.
Monica: That noise you just made?
Monica: Really? Your work laugh?
Monica: Really?
Monica: Hey, I thought you already had one.
Rachel: (To Monica) Hey!
Monica: Hi!
Monica: Okay, what's going on with you?
Monica: Okay. Umm
Monica: Yes, I'm sure! Rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?
Monica: Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!
Monica: Game!
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Monica: I got it!!
Monica: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Monica: (puling him up) Hey. Whaddya doing?
Monica: I was frustrated.
Chandler: Long! (Gives Monica the Work Laugh.)
Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.
Chandler: (to Monica) (in a funny voice) Hi there. (Monica turns her head away in disgust)
Monica: I was frustrated with you!
Monica: What?!
Monica: My turn? What-what are you talking about?
(She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.)
Monica: Me and Chandler?! (Does her fake laugh.)
Monica: Isn’t it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
Monica: Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship! (She goes to kiss him.)
Monica: Wait. Rachel, no, hes married. Married! If you dont realize that, I cant help you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
Monica: Please... honey, leave the details to me. Now I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. Now, ok, I was thinking that the harpist should wear white.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there.]
Monica: I thought you could use the help.
Monica: (entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!
Monica: Okay great!
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: I'll get back to my new job.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing the dishes.]
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Monica: Yes you are! That's the only way to explain all this stuff!
Monica: That was a half an hour?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.]
Monica: Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these (she holds the furry handcuffs) on my pillow.
Monica: I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
Monica: Ohh my God, I'm so sorry.
Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs dont you think hes a little young to get married?
Rachel: Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler.
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
Monica: (in a sexy voice) Come on. (Coughs loudly.)
Monica: You used to have carpet.
Monica: What?! What honey?
Monica: Say good-bye to sore muscles!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the funeral, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too.]
Monica: Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.
Monica: What?!
Monica: No he's not!
Monica: No.
Monica: (starting to cry) See? It's no big deal.
[Scene; Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch. Ross walks in.]
Monica: Oh my God. Richard? (turns around) Hi!
Monica: Okay. I suck!
Monica: Well, at least you scared someone.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel at counter, Phoebe, Chandler, and Fun Bobby at the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order.]
Monica: Look Julio, someone left their book here.
Monica: What's wrong with PBS?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]
Monica: Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.
Phoebe: CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!
Monica: It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.
[later in the bathroom Monica is looking in the drawer, Rachel runs up]
Phoebe: (screaming) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]