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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money.]
Monica: (entering from her room) Hey!
Monica: (thinks) Okay.
Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Monica: Rachel, you are packed though right, I mean please tell me that youre packed.
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Monicas just gonna kill you.
Monica: (entering) Rachel, I need to borrowYoure not packed!!!! Youre not packed even a little bit!
Monica: What?
Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?
Monica: Youre plans were with us.
Monica: All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!
Monica: Okay! (To Rachel) Oh my God, thank you!!
Phoebe: Hurry! Monicas gonna make you pack! Shes got jobs for everyone! Now, its too late for me, but save your selves! (The guys scramble for the door.)
Monica: (entering and interrupting the guys escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, were gonna start with
Monica: I thought you said you were going to do nothing.
Monica: Okay fine, now Ross
Monica: Why not?
Monica: Its almost 8 oclock, its almost past his bedtime. Where-where is he?
Monica: Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!
Monica: All right, sorry. (Goes back to Rachels room.)
Monica: (starting to cry) Oh God!
Monica: No.
Monica: Im gonna miss you so much.
Monica: I dont think theres anything.
Monica: Nope, shes perfect.
Rachel: Uh well, I guess Im not gonna miss the fact that youre never allowed to move the phone pen. (Laughs. Monica lags behind the laugh a little bit.)
Phoebe: Good thats a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Yknow? Does Rachel move the phone pen?
Monica: Aw, sometimes. Always, actually.
Monica: Not just the phone pen. I never get my messages.
Monica: Yeah, well I dont think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you fall asleep on the couch.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Ross! (To Rachel) See? Other people call me!
Monica: (on phone) Whats up?
Monica: Oh, put him on!
Ross: Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. (He holds the phone to the fake Ben he has created out of a pumpkin.) Oh, I guess he doesnt feel like talking right now. Hes smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, Rachel is entering carrying two glasses of wine. She gives one to Phoebe, keeps one, and completely ignores Monica.]
Rachel: You know what else Im not gonna miss? "Im Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"
Monica: "Hi Im Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, Id better wash it and shrink it!"
Rachel: "Im Monica, I dont get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"
Monica: "Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"
(Monica picks up one of those boxes of hair curling things, dumps it in a box, and storms out.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel.]
Monica: Im not talking to her!
Monica: Well, maybe youre rightShe made fun of my phone pen!
(Monica goes into Rachels room.)
Monica: Listen Rachel, I feel really bad aboutWhat are you doing? (She sees that Rachel is unpacking.)
Monica: What?!
Monica: It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!
Monica: Because its my apartment!
Monica: How about, youre moving!! (Grabs a bunch of clothes and throws them into a box. What follows is a brief sequence of Rachel unpacking and Monica packing the same stuff over and over again as Rachel chants "No." and Monica chants "Yes.")
Rachel: Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! (She knocks over Monica, grabs a box, and runs into the kitchen.)
Rachel: Great! Monicas moving!
Monica: (entering) I am not!
Rachel: Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?! (Monica starts chasing Rachel around the table.)
Monica: No Phoebe I am mad!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica carries a box out of Rachels room.]
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but yknow Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate.
Rachel: Oh really? Like what Monica?
Monica: Yknow she has 147,000 pairs of boots
Monica: She lets you borrow them.
Monica: Do you wanna live outside?! Because its gettin cold! (To Phoebe) She gets tons of catalogs and umm, shell fold down the pages of the things she thinks that Id like.
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me little notes on the mirror.
Monica: When I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me over with a blanket.
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Monica: Kinda. (She hugs Phoebe and looks out the window. She moves closer to it to get a better look.) Oh my God!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, (And thats the last time for that line, no more Chandler and Joeys or Monica and Rachels, ever!) Joey and Ross are carrying the last table of Rachels. Rachel follows slowly, but is stopped by Monica.]
Monica: Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?
Monica: Im really gonna miss you.
Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)
Monica: Thanks.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Bye.
(Monica closes the door and slowly walks into Rachels old and now empty room.)
Monica: She really left.
Monica: Thank you.
Monica: Can I ask you a question?
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
(And with that, an era ends as Chandler moves in with Monica as Rachel moves in with Phoebe. It tis a sad and happy time for Friends.)
Monica: Oops.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Umm, youve got some on your pants.
Monica: No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.
Chandler: No-o-o! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) No-o-o! Look Joey, heres the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, Im gonna be moving out man.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to Richard on the phone.]
[Cut back to Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Monica: Oh.
Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together.
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, shes in bed with Richard.]
Monica: No! (pushes him) No!
Monica: Gotta keep squishing.
Chandler: With Roger? (Monica shyly looks away.) Not just with Roger?! (Monica shrugs.) Oh my God!
Monica: Well, uh yknow, our guy works with Chandler and hes really nice and smart and hes a great dresser!
Monica: Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?
[Cut to the casino, Monica is walking through it past the craps table when she notices a chip on the floor. She picks it up and heads to the table.]
(Monica starts biting on the eyedropper, spraying the fluid all over. But Rachel keeps turning her head back and forth and Monica keeps missing.)
Monica: Hi.
Monica: Yeah, right.
Monica: I love this friend thing!
Monica: What are you smiling at?
Monica: Yes! Absolutely. Okay? Look, youll know its mine because on the right cup, the lacey part, theres a very noticeable rip.
(Monica and Ross indicate that they mean right now.)
Monica: (No longer touched) you don't have insurance?
Monica: Don't you have to pee?
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God! (She frantically tries to clean up the bedroom as Richard starts the tour.)
Monica: Ow!
Monica: (still hiding under the blankets) So um, who was she?
Monica: (angrily) It wasnt funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didnt you pick me?
(Someone knocks on the door; Monica gets it)
(Monica kisses him.)
Chandler: (To Monica) Turns out he is kinda funny.
MONICA: Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple.
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?
Monica, Ross, and Joey: (joining in) Home is Home Star stew.
Monica: Yeah. Im okay. Im actuallyIm a little cold, can I have your jacket?
Monica: Yeah, sure.
Monica: (Thinks a little more) Okay, Okay, (clapping her hands) All right. What if we got both houses? Huh? We can turn this house into a guest house.
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Monica: Oh, gosh, you got some on your shirt.
Monica: Well actually, I-I didnt eat mine. Its still in the bathroom.
Monica: Wow, she must have hurt you pretty bad, huh?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
Phoebe and Monica: Hey.
Monica: Yeah, Ginger something.
Monica: What are you doing with the lamp?
Monica: I think Ill help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?
Monica: Well, what did you do?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are babysitting Ben.]
(Monica and Phoebe get up and start celebrating in the kitchen, pouring wine and singing. Rachel, shocked, goes to join them.)
Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica thats as good as garbage?
Monica: Okay, well I do know you.
Monica: Well so?
Rachel: Oh my you think Im a pushover. Well wait, watch this, you know what? Youre not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? I think thats pretty strong, thats what I think. Come on, Monica, lets go to lunch. (She leaves)
Monica: Well, dont cha wanna?
Monica: Yeah! I mean it was really funny, I-I just don't think you got it. You see Kara's coffee is-is-is weak tasting, okay? But-but what Doug was-was imply that it was weak physically. You get it now honey?
Monica: Well you did a little bit.
MONICA: And some of us really have to pee.
Monica: Rachel, the cute doctors are here.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Monica: Uh-huh.
Monica: You know, if you just wait another... six and a half minutes...
JOEY: [pulls out a VCR tape] Hey Monica, what's on this video tape?
Monica: What?
Monica: Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.
VAN DAMME: [to Rachel] I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and me, [to Monica] or you and me. Drew was very disappointed.
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
Monica: Y'know, I-I-I don't think that I can. So if you don't mind, maybe this will be it for me on the work things.
Monica: Ow!
MONICA: I'm sorry that I borrowed your gloves [pulls Rachel's gloves out of her purse]
Rachel: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when youre at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!
Chandler: Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV.]
Monica: I-I already told him everything! (Threateningly) You shush!!
Monica: Wed love too.
Monica: Sorry, Pheebs.
(Monica gets up and shuts off the TV.)
Monica: Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because youre the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Monica: Hoyt?
Monica: Wheres that?
Monica: Hold on.
Monica: Oh, no thanks.
Monica: How are we gonna get home? Maybe a piggy-back ride?
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
Ross: Thats right good things, that-that is what I said. (glances at Monica)
MONICA: [She grabs the coffee cup on the table and licks the rim.] There you go, enjoy your coffee.
(Monica runs into the living room, and starts dialing the phone)
Monica: No.
Monica: Wow! Its small.
Monica: So you had fun, huh?
Phoebe and Monica: Hey.
Monica: I highly doubt that. (they both go to the bathroom)
Monica: If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Mr. and Mrs. Geller are watching tennis on TV, Monica is sitting at the table]
Monica: Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?
MONICA: Sorry Joey [runs to the bathroom]
Phoebe: Oh, hi, Mrs. Waltham. I need to speak with ether one of the best men, or Rosss sister Monica.
MONICA: No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.