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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.)
Monica: I did.
Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.
(Phone rings; Monica gets it)
Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome.
Monica: Hey dad, what's up? (Listens) Oh God. Ross, it's Nana.
[Scene: The Hospital, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian. Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses.)
Monica: How-how are you, Mom?
Monica: What?
Monica: Nothing.
(Monica strides over to Ross, who is making coffee, and talks to him aside.)
Monica: She is unbelievable, our mother is...
Monica: Oh God!
Monica: The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.
(Everyone stands up. Cut to Ross and Monica in Nana's room.)
Monica: I know.
Monica: G'bye, Nana. (She kisses her on the forehead.)
(He goes to kiss her but she moves. Monica screams. Ross shouts and stares in disbelief. Monica runs out of the room.)
Monica: Ross!
(Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room.)
(Nana passes for the second time and the nurse pulls the blanket over her. Ross and Monica go to tell the family)
(Monica and Ross enter.)
Monica: We checked. A lot.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to her father.]
Monica: Dad!
Monica: You what?
Monica: Define fun.
Monica: ...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun.
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral.]
Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Monica: Are these the shoes?
Monica: It was a really beautiful service.
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
Monica: Wow, those pills really worked, huh?
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
Mrs. Geller: (to Monica) Your grandmother would have hated this.
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
Monica: That sounds like Nana.
Monica: ...I can imagine.
Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
Monica: Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?
Monica: Huh.
Monica: Oh, I think so.
Monica: Thank you. They're yours.
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Monica: Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?
Joey: Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!
[Scene: Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area. Monica arrives with her parents.]
Chandler: Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.
Monica: Wait Chandler, what are you doing?!
Monica: Not any more.
Chandler: Let me see this guy. (Phoebe hands him the picture.) W-H-Wow! Dont show this to Monica! And dont tell her about the W-H-Wow!
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are dressing up Ben in the entire rain suit from Rainy Day Bear.]
Monica: Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.
Monica: Chandler has two copies of Annie!
Monica: We have one.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are sitting on the couch, Rachel is on the chair.]
Monica: Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.
Monica: What? It's still going on.
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
Monica: Yes!
Monica: Okay, good! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: What?
Monica: Thank you!
Monica: That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: Okay. (Rolls the dice)
Monica: Pick a number! That is your only job!
Monica: Are you serious?!
Monica: What did you just say?
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: Okay!
Monica: I think so too.
Monica: I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.
Monica: Nobody move! (To Chandler) Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!
Ross: I.....got.....dressed. Really, really quickly. Okay, okay. (Rachel starts to follow Monica into her room, but Ross stops her and sends her back to her room.) There we go, there we go.
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
Monica: You're right. I'm sorry. I should've told you.
Monica: Okay, now we just need something borrowed!
Monica: You look cute in bubbles.
(Paolo enters. Ross, Phoebe, and Monica scatter)
Monica: Why? (in a motherlike tone) Do you have a report due?
Monica: No-no-no! We need something old!
Monica: That'll work!
Monica: That's stealing!
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Phoebe: Well, I've been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice. Okay, I admit it! I love this coat! Okay, Iit's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley! (She starts to leave but stops and says to Monica.) Remember Phil Huntley? He was fine!
Chandler: Monica! This is the Men's room! (Pause) Isn't it?
Chandler and Monica: All right.
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Yep, we wanna get married!
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Monica: No, only because that's the graduation song.
Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?
Monica: You obviously havent screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all look at her) Which we all appreciate.
Monica: Whoa!
Monica: Man, I feel like Im coming down with something.
(Chandler and Monica are stunned again.)
Monica: Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: This is insane!
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Monica: No! To take more pictures of all of us together. I mean I really think it's the best resolution because everyone will enjoy the pictures.
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
(Monica motions that it went right over Rachel's head.)
Monica: Nothing. Im gonna take a shower.
Monica: Hey.
[Scene: Barry and Mindy's wedding, Monica and Richard are standing in the lobby]
Monica: I wish all guys could be like him.
Monica: Yes I do!
Monica: What are you guys gonna do?
Monica: Ready?
Rachel: Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monicas and she and Chandler had a big fight and theyre not moving in.
Monica: So, what do you think we should do?
(Monica rolls the dice.)
Monica: (sarcastic) Come on eight.
Monica: Well, you could actually go to the gym.
Chip: (on machine) Hey Monica, its Chip.
Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Monica: Well, were trying to find someone to perform our wedding and theyre all either boring or annoying or yknow, cant stop staring at the ladies. (Points to her chest.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning to find Ross is there waiting for them.]
Monica: Have you lost your mind? Chandler, this isn't about me! This is about you and all your weird relationship commitment crap!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from her interview attempt.]
Chandler: (examining the coffee table) Scotch on the rocks, with a twist, on a coaster? Ha-ha, Monica! Monica!
Monica: Okay! Oh God, yknow what? Its really bad.
Monica: He took my snack!
MONICA: Hey, you know I got a question for ya. Just a little thing, no pressure.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?
Monica: That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.
Monica: I like that. (Joey starts laughing) What?
Monica: Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.
Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries shes done it in.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Monica: All right, let's go say good-bye.
Monica: We got out pictures back from London. (Shows her one.) Here's all of us at the Tower of London.
Monica: Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Monica: All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one.
Monica: No, dont say it! Dont even think it!
Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.
Monica: YES!!!!!!!!
Monica: Ready!
Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.
Monica: Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait!
Monica: I love you!