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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.)
Monica: I did.
Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.
(Phone rings; Monica gets it)
Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome.
Monica: Hey dad, what's up? (Listens) Oh God. Ross, it's Nana.
[Scene: The Hospital, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian. Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses.)
Monica: How-how are you, Mom?
Monica: What?
Monica: Nothing.
(Monica strides over to Ross, who is making coffee, and talks to him aside.)
Monica: She is unbelievable, our mother is...
Monica: Oh God!
Monica: The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.
(Everyone stands up. Cut to Ross and Monica in Nana's room.)
Monica: I know.
Monica: G'bye, Nana. (She kisses her on the forehead.)
(He goes to kiss her but she moves. Monica screams. Ross shouts and stares in disbelief. Monica runs out of the room.)
Monica: Ross!
(Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room.)
(Nana passes for the second time and the nurse pulls the blanket over her. Ross and Monica go to tell the family)
(Monica and Ross enter.)
Monica: We checked. A lot.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is talking to her father.]
Monica: Dad!
Monica: You what?
Monica: Define fun.
Monica: ...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun.
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral.]
Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Monica: Are these the shoes?
Monica: It was a really beautiful service.
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
Monica: Wow, those pills really worked, huh?
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
Mrs. Geller: (to Monica) Your grandmother would have hated this.
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
Monica: That sounds like Nana.
Monica: ...I can imagine.
Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
Monica: Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?
Monica: Huh.
Monica: Oh, I think so.
Monica: Thank you. They're yours.
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
Rachel: Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?
Monica: Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?
Joey: Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!
Rachel: Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
(Monica enters.)
Fake Monica: That I was not expecting.
Monica: I am not wrong.
Monica: I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.
Monica: Just uh, do the right thing. (Uses some breath spray)
Monica: No, I just talked to them.
Monica: Okay. (Starting to go through them) Oh! A coloring book! (Holding it up.)
Monica: Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters.]
Monica: So you're free Thursday, then.
Monica: Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldnt look so bright.
Rachel: (as Monica) Aahh, I'm a... chef at a restaurant uptown.
Fake Monica: Oh. Thanks.
Joey: (to Monica) We did?
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
Monica: Rach, here's your mail.
Monica: (to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.
Monica: Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it for anyway?
(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)
Joey: No you dont, I just saw you go in there with Monica!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly.]
Monica: I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video. The italics are portions of the prom video.]
Monica: That's not a question.
Monica: Why would we do that?
Monica: Ah!
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!
Monica: You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was
Monica: No. Not after what happened with Steve.
Monica: Got the keys? or Got the keys!
Monica: (panicked) The oven is on.
Monica: No I don't.
Monica: (angry) Joey!
Monica: Well then get it, get it!
Monica: Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up.
MONICA: Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Monica: But I didn't.
Monica: Why?
Monica: I swear you said you had the keys.
Monica: Why?
Monica: (notices his head) Oh, I'm sorry.
Monica: Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Monica: Well, not... worried, just... wondering.
Monica: (in her Monica-excited-way... TOO LOUD!) Oh my God, I love how thin these walls are!
Monica: I wanna wake up early and go get it for you!
Monica: Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Monica: W-wait. What is that?
Monica: No, no, I don't.
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Monica: So, how'd it go?
Monica: So what are you gonna be?
[Inside Monica and Chandlers. Joey is almost done explaining the situation to everyone.]
Chandler: Thank you for that! (To Monica) I was not flirting.
(We see through the big window from the outside and see that Monica and Rachel have pictures of their faces pasted onto cardboard cutouts of Pamela Anderson and Yasmine Bleeth wearing their Baywatch swimsuits.)
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?
Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.
Monica: I think it's romantic.
Monica: What?!
(Monica and Rachel look at Phoebe strangely.)
Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...
Monica: Come on! So she comes to the wedding! I mean it wont be so bad.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Okay. So you, me and London. Looking at people differently. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone.
Fake Monica: Really? Then why are you like that?
Monica: What's the matter?
MONICA: Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, "You can't go to the game.� You have to spend time with me."� So, if you could just realize it on your own . . .
Monica: Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Monica: Hi.
Monica: Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.
Monica: In. (She joins in the dancing. She still flounders)
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Monica: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
MONICA: Alright, you wanna feel better?
Monica: Im in love too! But in an orderly fashion.
Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?
Monica: Why?
Monica: Alright (shrugs). I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse.]
Monica: Oh, no! I mean, obviously we want to see you take your clothes off! You big piece of eye candy!
Monica: No!
Monica: No!
Monica: He's coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool.
Monica: We are not going to whistle.
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Monica: Again. Yknow what? I think we all did.
Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)
Monica:: Honey why don't you just let it go and ask her out again.
Fake Monica: Well, actually, you only got to sing 'Memo-'.
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: (singing) I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find, is the wonders I've found ever since...
Monica: Last night.