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(Monica enters.)
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
Monica: Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them.
Monica: I am not wrong.
Monica: No, I just talked to them.
Monica: Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those "healthy, healthy, healthy guys"?
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.
Monica: You know, they're not actually supposed to have... (Ross looks at her sheepishly) I'll work on the lumps. Joey, you're going home, right?
Monica: And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.
Monica: Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?
Monica: So you're free Thursday, then.
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.]
Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money?
Monica: Rach, here's your mail.
Monica: (insistently) No, here's your mail.
Monica: (gives her an envelope) Would you just open it?
Monica: We all chipped in.
Joey: (to Monica) We did?
Monica: (to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.
Monica: (hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities.]
Monica: Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. (notices Ross is depressed) What?
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.
Monica: That's not a question.
Monica: All right, fine. Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, and in the form of tots.
(Ross grabs for some food, Monica slaps his hand away.)
Monica: Ah!
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!
Monica: Why would we do that?
Monica: Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up.
Monica: Got the keys? or Got the keys!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the group is coming back from the roof.]
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?
Monica: No I don't.
Monica: No I didn't. I asked, "got the ke-eys?"
Monica: (panicked) The oven is on.
Monica: Well then get it, get it!
Monica: (angry) Joey!
Monica: Can you go any faster with that?
Monica: Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
Monica: I swear you said you had the keys.
Monica: Why would I have the keys?
Monica: But I didn't.
Monica: Why?
Monica: Why?
Monica: Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no! (starting to cry) Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I...
Chandler: Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.
Monica: Well, the turkey's burnt. (checking pots) Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined.
Monica: No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross? (picks up the pan of badly burnt potatoes) Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.
Monica: Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?
Monica: Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Monica: Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!
Monica: (holding sandwich) Does anybody wanna split this with me?
Monica: Make a wish?
Monica: Honey?
Monica: Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.
Monica: Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once.
Monica: It's kind of a package deal!
Monica: I'm going to get bigger!
Monica: About that? Erm...I'm going to change.
Monica: I thought I was something that we both wanted!
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Monica: All right, I know youre hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but dont say that again.
Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but yknow Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate.
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Joey are reading Chandlers new vows.]
Monica: We're all sorry... (They have a group hug)
Monica: Im Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when youre too big for it.
[Scene: A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic, Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed.]
Monica: Ok, you got it!
Monica: Really? If that's what you want...
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
Monica: Phoebe, where's your purse?
Monica: No, no! Give it to me!
Monica: Give it to me!
Monica: Oh, baths are so relaxing!
Monica: And now your cell.
Monica: This is your cellphone?
Monica: What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
Monica: Phoebe come here
Monica: Haha!
Monica: I'll go in there.
Monica: This is your current cellphone?
Monica: Haha!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Enter Monica]
Monica: (To Mike) What are you doing here?
Monica: Phoebe!
Monica: Who's that? (goes to open door)
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Monica: Base Unit! Think Monica! Think!
Monica: I've been pretty good!
Monica: (starting to cry) Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)
Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. Yknow, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, theyre getting ready.]
Joey: It's Monica, ok?
Rachel: That's not Monica!
Monica: Huh, and no cuddling.
Ross: (He opens the door while faking a laugh.) Hey! Oh, we-we can't keep eating like this. (Monica turns her head in shame.)
(Monica is getting up from the couch)
Monica: Excuse me?
Monica: Great. So the ball is in his court?
Monica: You didn't hear the speech!
Monica: Hi, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe!
Monica: You're... weird!
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas bathroom. Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
Monica: Damn it!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Monica: And I blame you too.
Monica: That I was going to eat him.
(Chandler and Monica go open the door)
Monica: So, did you know Ross well?
Monica: I look like a man??
Monica: You are married though.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it.]
Monica: Ok.
Monica: And what else is it not?
Monica: But ehm...what is it not?
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Ross: (yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen]
Monica: (smiling)That was a good day!
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Monica: (to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?
Rachel: (to Monica)What's going on?
Ross: (to Monica)Think he washed his hands?
Monica: Alright, who wants to do it?
Monica: Oh! I hate that guy! I mean come on kid! Pull up your pants!
Monica: Ok, hey Rach?
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Monica: Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?
Rachel, Chandler and Monica: Please, just do it!
Monica: I understand, but you're wishing for what we think you're wishing for, aren't you?
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
Monica: You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.
Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)
(He throws it back to Ross, but it's intercepted by Monica and the guys both scream in horror.)
Monica: All right okay, just so you know, Im not gonna make a turkey this year.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Chandler, sense the tone!!
Monica: I'm sorry, idea time is over.
Rachel: Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?
Monica: When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!
Monica: Ok, fine!! I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Chandler.
Monica: Ahhh! (shocked)
Monica: Hey, you just got in 5 minutes ago!
Monica: There's the man I married!!
Monica: Heyyy!! You got the door open!! (Giggles.)
Joey: Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea! (takes the bowl from Monica)
Monica: Come on, lottery!! (everybody cheers)