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(Monica enters.)
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
Monica: Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them.
Monica: I am not wrong.
Monica: No, I just talked to them.
Monica: Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those "healthy, healthy, healthy guys"?
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.
Monica: You know, they're not actually supposed to have... (Ross looks at her sheepishly) I'll work on the lumps. Joey, you're going home, right?
Monica: And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.
Monica: Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?
Monica: So you're free Thursday, then.
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.]
Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money?
Monica: Rach, here's your mail.
Monica: (insistently) No, here's your mail.
Monica: (gives her an envelope) Would you just open it?
Monica: We all chipped in.
Joey: (to Monica) We did?
Monica: (to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.
Monica: (hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities.]
Monica: Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. (notices Ross is depressed) What?
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.
Monica: That's not a question.
Monica: All right, fine. Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, and in the form of tots.
(Ross grabs for some food, Monica slaps his hand away.)
Monica: Ah!
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!
Monica: Why would we do that?
Monica: Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up.
Monica: Got the keys? or Got the keys!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the group is coming back from the roof.]
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?
Monica: No I don't.
Monica: No I didn't. I asked, "got the ke-eys?"
Monica: (panicked) The oven is on.
Monica: Well then get it, get it!
Monica: (angry) Joey!
Monica: Can you go any faster with that?
Monica: Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
Monica: I swear you said you had the keys.
Monica: Why would I have the keys?
Monica: But I didn't.
Monica: Why?
Monica: Why?
Monica: Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no! (starting to cry) Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned, and, and I... I...
Chandler: Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.
Monica: Well, the turkey's burnt. (checking pots) Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined.
Monica: No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross? (picks up the pan of badly burnt potatoes) Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.
Monica: Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?
Monica: Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Monica: Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!
Monica: (holding sandwich) Does anybody wanna split this with me?
Monica: Make a wish?
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are helping Monica learn how to roller skate by rolling her between themselves.]
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: I don't know, clean places?
Monica: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Monica: Oh, well dont take it to the same place you took the stereo, cause theyve had that thing for over a week.
Monica: This is disgusting!
[Scene: Ross and Emilys planned wedding place, Monica is dragging Emily in.]
Monica: We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.
Rachel: No, yknow what? Its gonna be okay. I mean you dont have to have this rustic Italian feast. Yknow? And-and you dont need, you dont need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Monica: Would it really have been that easy?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase.]
Monica: Still, I was quick as a cat.
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
Monica: Can you just hold on for one minute?
Joey: Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.
Girls: Yes, you're having a boy! (Monica runs over and hugs Ross)
Monica: Hey Rach, maybe your resolution should be to umm, gossip less.
Monica: All right fine! If it means that much to you! But justtheres gonna be a ton left over.
Monica: Hi, nice to meet you!
Rachel: What? Oh, well then yknow what? I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.
Monica: What was that?
Monica: All right, check me out.
Monica: That noise you just made?
Monica: Really? Your work laugh?
Monica: Really?
Monica: Hey, I thought you already had one.
Rachel: (To Monica) Hey!
Monica: Hi!
Monica: Okay, what's going on with you?
Monica: Okay. Umm
Monica: Yes, I'm sure! Rachel is there something that you want to talk me about?
Monica: Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!
Monica: Game!
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Monica: I got it!!
Monica: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Monica: (puling him up) Hey. Whaddya doing?
Monica: I was frustrated.
Chandler: Long! (Gives Monica the Work Laugh.)
Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.
Chandler: (to Monica) (in a funny voice) Hi there. (Monica turns her head away in disgust)
Monica: I was frustrated with you!
Monica: What?!
Monica: My turn? What-what are you talking about?
(She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.)
Monica: Me and Chandler?! (Does her fake laugh.)
Monica: Isn’t it? Then what about the amazing wainscotting and the crown molding and the dormer windows in the attic?
Monica: Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship! (She goes to kiss him.)
Monica: Wait. Rachel, no, hes married. Married! If you dont realize that, I cant help you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
Monica: Please... honey, leave the details to me. Now I wanna make this day as special for you as I can. Now, ok, I was thinking that the harpist should wear white.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel and Fake Monica are there.]
Monica: I thought you could use the help.
Monica: (entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel!
Monica: Okay great!
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: I'll get back to my new job.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is doing the dishes.]
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Monica: Yes you are! That's the only way to explain all this stuff!
Monica: That was a half an hour?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are watching Three's Company.]
Monica: Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these (she holds the furry handcuffs) on my pillow.
Monica: I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
MONICA: Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Why is he still crying?
Monica: Ohh my God, I'm so sorry.
Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs dont you think hes a little young to get married?
Rachel: Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler.
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
Monica: (in a sexy voice) Come on. (Coughs loudly.)
Monica: You used to have carpet.
Monica: What?! What honey?
Monica: Say good-bye to sore muscles!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the funeral, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is telling Monica what the casting director was trying to get too.]
Monica: Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.
Monica: What?!
Monica: No he's not!
Monica: No.
Monica: (starting to cry) See? It's no big deal.
[Scene; Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch. Ross walks in.]
Monica: Oh my God. Richard? (turns around) Hi!
Monica: Okay. I suck!
Monica: Well, at least you scared someone.
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel at counter, Phoebe, Chandler, and Fun Bobby at the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are still watching Law & Order.]
Monica: Look Julio, someone left their book here.
Monica: What's wrong with PBS?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]
Monica: Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.
Phoebe: CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!
Monica: It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.
[later in the bathroom Monica is looking in the drawer, Rachel runs up]
Phoebe: (screaming) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel and Phoebe move a box into the living room.]