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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting.]
(She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.)
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: (entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Monica: (inspecting his leg) Wow! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough spot.
Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.
Monica: We are! Help us!
Joey: All right! But, (To Monica) you do it with me once.
Monica: Joey!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]
Monica: Hey, Phoebe!
Monica: Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.)
Monica: Phoebe, you are a bad ass!
Monica: Phoebe?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class.]
Monica: Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller.
(He goes to open the door to his apartment, but finds it locked. As he's getting out his keys, Chandler and Monica quickly jump up from making out in the living room and run to Chandler's bedroom. The apartment has about 20 candles burning all over the place. Joey opens the door and ushers Cynthia in.)
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier. Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica.]
Monica: We're so sorry.
Monica: Okay, just wait, please. I promise we'll come up with something. Just give us a little more time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him.]
Monica: Hey. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview. (Hands him a Polaroid.)
Monica: I know.
(Ross walks in, eating cotton candy. Monica nudges Chandler who hides the picture in his magazine. Ross sits down on the chair, he seems kinda out of it.)
Ross: (in a stupor) Hey Chandler. (Sees Monica.) Monica!
Monica: Ross, are you okay?
Monica: Why?!
Monica: A pill?
Monica: Wait a minute, they're making you take time off work?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class.]
[Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.]
Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! I know! I know!
The Teacher: Monica, you asked the question.
Rachel: (sees the picture) Oh my God! That's Monica!!
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
Rachel: Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica! He takes naked pictures of us! And then he eats chicken and looks at them!
Monica: (grabbing the picture) Give me that!
Monica: It's okay! It's good! It's good. It's a disease!
Monica: Yes you are! That's the only way to explain all this stuff!
Joey: (thinking) I slept with Monica.
Monica: Oh no!
Rachel: Monica, is this true?
Monica: Yes it's true.
Joey: Ahhoy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica?
Monica: I guess I wanted to keep it (Pause) as a souvenir.
Ross: My God Monica!!
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Monica: I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.
Monica: I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]
A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?
Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!
Monica: Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! (Running out) We should have essay questions!!
Monica: Rach, theres something uh, important I have to tell you.
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Monica: I made them!
Rachel: Sure? (Monica hands her one.) Thanks.
Rachel: Monica, where did you get these?!
Monica: Maybe, do you need a tissue?
Monica: Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?
Monica: (entering) Hi.
Monica: Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
Monica: Love is the best medicine.
Monica: Why do you do it?
Monica: Something to remember me by!
Monica: But still, its a big change. The end of an era, you might say!
Monica: No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax.
MONICA: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.
Monica: What is the matter with you?!! Why arent you more upset?! Arent you gonna be sad that were not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean arent you gonna miss me at all?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Ross: Okay! All right! Now, Chandler you-you wanna live with Monica, right?
Monica: Yeah, sweetie.
Monica: Whats hard to believe?
Monica: No.
Monica: I know!
Monica: Yes.
Monica: You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations.]
Monica: Why don't you just get a roommate?
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's continued from before the commercial break.]
MONICA: Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone.
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
Monica: No.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back. Joey is holding the menorah over the wound.]
Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
Monica: Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Anybody lose this? (Holds up the chip and the woman next to her shakes her head no.)
Monica: Phoebe thats crazy!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]
Monica: How about receiving?
Monica: Yes it has! I made cookies!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]
Monica: Hey!
Rachel: Monica!
Monica: I loved them!
Monica: That youre not funny or sexy?
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Monica: Whos Denise?
Monica: Yeah, but yknow we could sneak in and watch.
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
MONICA: Nighty-nite.
Monica: Gimme them!
Monica: You just wanna each take one?
Monica: Gimme em!
Monica: You stole them from me!
Monica: I think you look fine.
Ross: Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on.]
Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Chandler: No, not us (Motions Joey and him.) Us! (Motions Monica and him.)
Monica: When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?
Monica: Yes!
Monica: Okay, come on, do it one more time!
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Monica: You know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.
Monica: It doesnt say that!
Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? (yelling) Old or new?! Old or new?!
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
Monica: Ross!
Monica: Youre kidding!
Monica: I mean dont you trust her?
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross.]
Monica: There you go!
Danny: Okay, (To Monica) hope I see you tomorrow night.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters.]
Monica: What the hell are you doing?!
Monica: What do you mean?
Monica: And six others.
Monica: Hmhmm. (ties up)
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someones eye out!
Monica: How are you still single?!
Monica: (looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
Monica: Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Rachel: No, its all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachel's.]