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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting.]
(She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large spoon. Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.)
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: (entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Monica: (inspecting his leg) Wow! And around the ankles, y'know that is a tough spot.
Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.
Monica: We are! Help us!
Joey: All right! But, (To Monica) you do it with me once.
Monica: Joey!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]
Monica: Hey, Phoebe!
Monica: Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.)
Monica: Phoebe, you are a bad ass!
Monica: Phoebe?
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class.]
Monica: Yeah, the best you got in high school was Wet Pants Geller.
(He goes to open the door to his apartment, but finds it locked. As he's getting out his keys, Chandler and Monica quickly jump up from making out in the living room and run to Chandler's bedroom. The apartment has about 20 candles burning all over the place. Joey opens the door and ushers Cynthia in.)
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier. Joey is closing the door after Rachel leaves and is about to confront Chandler and Monica.]
Monica: We're so sorry.
Monica: Okay, just wait, please. I promise we'll come up with something. Just give us a little more time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him.]
Monica: Hey. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I thought that I would give you just a little preview. (Hands him a Polaroid.)
Monica: I know.
(Ross walks in, eating cotton candy. Monica nudges Chandler who hides the picture in his magazine. Ross sits down on the chair, he seems kinda out of it.)
Ross: (in a stupor) Hey Chandler. (Sees Monica.) Monica!
Monica: Ross, are you okay?
Monica: Why?!
Monica: A pill?
Monica: Wait a minute, they're making you take time off work?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class.]
[Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.]
Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! I know! I know!
The Teacher: Monica, you asked the question.
Rachel: (sees the picture) Oh my God! That's Monica!!
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
Rachel: Yes! He has a naked picture of Monica! He takes naked pictures of us! And then he eats chicken and looks at them!
Monica: (grabbing the picture) Give me that!
Monica: It's okay! It's good! It's good. It's a disease!
Monica: Yes you are! That's the only way to explain all this stuff!
Joey: (thinking) I slept with Monica.
Monica: Oh no!
Rachel: Monica, is this true?
Monica: Yes it's true.
Joey: Ahhoy! That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Right Monica?
Monica: I guess I wanted to keep it (Pause) as a souvenir.
Ross: My God Monica!!
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Joey: Uhh, Monica?
Monica: I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.
Monica: I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]
A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?
Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!
Monica: Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! (Running out) We should have essay questions!!
Monica: Honey?
Monica: Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.
Monica: Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once.
Monica: It's kind of a package deal!
Monica: I'm going to get bigger!
Monica: About that? Erm...I'm going to change.
Monica: I thought I was something that we both wanted!
Monica, Rachel, Chandler: It's over/Joe!
Monica: All right, I know youre hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, but dont say that again.
Monica: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Phoebe you gotta take her! Yknow I-I-I said some really bad stuff about her, but yknow Rachel has some good qualities that make her a good roommate.
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Monica is getting Chandler ready for his half of the plan.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Joey are reading Chandlers new vows.]
Monica: We're all sorry... (They have a group hug)
Monica: Im Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when youre too big for it.
[Scene: A 747 somewhere over the North Atlantic, Monica and Chandler are sitting in first class, depressed.]
Monica: Ok, you got it!
Monica: Really? If that's what you want...
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
Monica: Phoebe, where's your purse?
Monica: No, no! Give it to me!
Monica: Give it to me!
Monica: Oh, baths are so relaxing!
Monica: And now your cell.
Monica: This is your cellphone?
Monica: What are you, animals? It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon!
Monica: Phoebe come here
Monica: Haha!
Monica: I'll go in there.
Monica: This is your current cellphone?
Monica: Haha!
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Enter Monica]
Monica: (To Mike) What are you doing here?
Monica: Phoebe!
Monica: Who's that? (goes to open door)
Monica: You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow?
Monica: Base Unit! Think Monica! Think!
Monica: I've been pretty good!
Monica: (starting to cry) Im sorry I almost made you sleep with Ross. (They hug.)
Richard: So Monica let me ask you a question. Yknow, since we broke up do you ever, think about me?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, theyre getting ready.]
Joey: It's Monica, ok?
Rachel: That's not Monica!
Monica: Huh, and no cuddling.
Ross: (He opens the door while faking a laugh.) Hey! Oh, we-we can't keep eating like this. (Monica turns her head in shame.)
(Monica is getting up from the couch)
Monica: Excuse me?
Monica: Great. So the ball is in his court?
Monica: You didn't hear the speech!
Monica: Hi, that's what I'm doing for Phoebe!
Monica: You're... weird!
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas bathroom. Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
Monica: Damn it!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Monica: And I blame you too.
Monica: That I was going to eat him.
(Chandler and Monica go open the door)
Monica: So, did you know Ross well?
Monica: I look like a man??
Monica: You are married though.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey are there as Monica enters with the local paper that has the engagement picture in it.]
Monica: Ok.
Monica: And what else is it not?
Monica: But ehm...what is it not?
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)
Monica: How do you know she's gonna start talking?
Ross: (yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're towing your car!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica, Chandler, Rachel and Joey are in the kitchen]
Monica: (smiling)That was a good day!
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Monica: (to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big bucks?
Rachel: (to Monica)What's going on?
Ross: (to Monica)Think he washed his hands?
Monica: Alright, who wants to do it?
Monica: Oh! I hate that guy! I mean come on kid! Pull up your pants!
Monica: Ok, hey Rach?
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Monica: Well, it doesn't really matter ... you're both wishing for the same thing, right?
Rachel, Chandler and Monica: Please, just do it!
Monica: I understand, but you're wishing for what we think you're wishing for, aren't you?
Monica: Right! .. but we "know" what you're wishing for!
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
Monica: You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.
Monica: (indignant) I give good massages! (Ross laughs.) I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! (She starts giving Chandler a massage.)
(He throws it back to Ross, but it's intercepted by Monica and the guys both scream in horror.)
Monica: All right okay, just so you know, Im not gonna make a turkey this year.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Chandler, sense the tone!!
Monica: I'm sorry, idea time is over.
Rachel: Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?
Monica: When you were reading the dirty magazines without taking off the plastic!
Monica: Ok, fine!! I bought 20 extra tickets for me and Chandler.
Monica: Ahhh! (shocked)
Monica: Hey, you just got in 5 minutes ago!
Monica: There's the man I married!!
Monica: Heyyy!! You got the door open!! (Giggles.)
Joey: Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea! (takes the bowl from Monica)
Monica: Come on, lottery!! (everybody cheers)