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Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Monica: He was in Rosss class marching band kinda overweight? Well, really overweight. I mean I was his thin friend.
Monica: No that was Jarred! Wow! I havent thought about him in a long time (Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm Wills, Wills here on business and he didnt have a place to go so I invited him here.
Monica: Oh, and by the way, hes lost a bunch of weight. I mean he looks goo-ood! Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still love Chandler.
Monica: All right okay, just so you know, Im not gonna make a turkey this year.
Monica: Well Phoebe doesnt eat turkey
Monica: All right! Okay, its just Phoebe. Wills still on a diet, Chandler doesnt eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachels having her aversion to poultry.
Monica: Anyway, it just doesnt seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? Its a lot of work.
Monica: All right fine! If it means that much to you! But justtheres gonna be a ton left over.
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and its actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this years), as Monica is getting everything ready.]
Monica: Hey, isnt weird to think about how next year at this time theyll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachels! But good to know where youre at!
Monica: Hey!
Monica: You too!
Monica: Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but hes really into the game so I dont want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)
Monica: Im gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.
Monica: No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! Were not at a barn dance. Youve gottayou wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?
Phoebe: Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. (Monica exits.) (To Chandler) So hows the game?
Phoebe: I dont believe you! That is brilliant! And Monica has no idea?
(Monica enters and Chandler screams stuff at the TV.)
Monica: Is your team winning hon?
Monica: Oh, I didnt know you liked football.
Monica: You like Green Bay?
(Phoebe joins Chandler on the couch as there is a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Aww thanks! God Will Im so glad that you came! You look great! You mustve lost like
Monica: A pie! (Will brought a pie.)
Monica: You wanna meet some people? This is uh; this is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will.
Monica: This is Phoebe.
Monica: (to Will) Wanna give me a hand?
Will: Sure! Monica, I cant get over how great you look! You look stunning!
Monica: Well you look incredible too! Youre justyoure so fit!
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Monica: Good. And Rachel Green too. (Will stops suddenly.)
Monica: Is there a problem?
Monica: What?
Monica: Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room, youve got almost an entire turkey to eat.
Monica: All right.
Joey: (To Monica) Who the hell is this guy?
Monica: Will! From high school.
Monica: (to Will) Joey.
Monica: Hey sweetie. Oh good. (Takes the baking dish from her.)
Rachel: (sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?
Monica: Thats Will from high school!
Monica: Okay, dinners ready!
Monica: Oh, so who won?
Monica: What?
Monica: (breaking it up) Uh Rachel? Rachel, why dont you sit here? (Next to Joey) And Will you sit way over there. (The other side of the table.)
(Monica sets something on the table and removes the cover. It kinda looks like turkey.)
Monica: (laughs) This is Chandlers chicken. This is the turkey. (Sets down a huge turkey.)
Monica: About nineteen pounds.
Joey: (To Monica) Seriously, who is this guy?
Monica: (To Rachel) Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.
Monica: Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard
Monica: Okay. (Chandler grabs the dish from Monica and hands it to Will who starts dishing out a large helping.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier.]
Rachel: Okay Monica, did you know about this?!
Monica: I swear I didnt. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
Monica: Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say.
Monica: You started that?!
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Monica: I thought it might be true. And I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.
Monica: Joey, you dont have to finish that.
Monica: Oh! Me too!
Monica: Thats not totally true.
Monica: Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.
Monica: Its true?!!
Monica: Didnt she walk with a cane?
Monica: All right, listen youre just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
Monica: Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey.]
Monica: Well Joey, were all were all very proud of you.
(Joey notices Monica has gotten a pie.)
Monica: Yeah, you want some?
Joey: Ah, just cut me a little sliver. (Monica prepares to cut a little sliver.) A little bigger. (Monica prepares to cut a bigger piece.) Little bigger. (Monica moves the knife again.) What?! Are you afraid youre gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!
Monica: Thank you!(she looks at the 3rd customer waiting for a compliment) You haven't said anything...
Monica: Oh thats right, thats what Id sound like if I exploded.
Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?!
MONICA: Dad, dad this is a good thing for me. Ya know, and you even said yourself, you've never seen Richard happier.
Monica: I know what you mean. You're like a sister to me too.
(He goes to kiss her but she moves. Monica screams. Ross shouts and stares in disbelief. Monica runs out of the room.)
Monica: What did they do to you?
Monica: We're with you. We got it.
Monica: Uh-huh.
Monica: Nope. Schhorry.
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
Monica: That's the nicest anyone has ever said to me!
CHANDLER: (thinks, then turns to Monica) I climb down the fire escape and you can't put that in the closet?
Monica: Do you all promise?
Monica: C'mon!
Monica: Hi. Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan.
Monica: Really!
[Outside in the hallway, Chandler, Joey, and Monica exit]
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?
Monica: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?
Monica: (wiping her nose) I have not been sick in over three years! (Sneezes.)
Fake Monica: Well, you're Pennsylvania Dutch, right?
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
Monica: Oh, why is it unfair?
(Rachel tackles Monica onto the couch.)
(Monica laughs and snorts.)
Monica: Curry.
Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Monica: Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
Monica: Wait a minute! We're talking about someone that I'm going out with?
Monica:: Is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast forward to something a little toothier.
Monica: Please, guys, we have to talk.
Monica: (turns off the TV) Okay..
Monica: Alright, we have to talk.
Monica: Are you guys gonna be okay?
Monica: I'm sorry..
Monica: (entering) Hi.
Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
Monica: (dubious) I understand.
Monica: Relieved?
Monica: I'm, I'm really sorry.
Monica: Oh, y'know..
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Monica: Alright. Phoebe?
Monica: ..Excuse me?
Monica: How does she do that?
Monica: What's going on with you?
Monica: Anyway, how did it go with Kate?
Monica: What does he think? Does he think Im just gonna wait around for nothing?
Monica: This doesnt mean anything, does it?
Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?
Monica: Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
Monica: Yeah, yeah.
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
MONICA: No. Um, I know you like this, and I want you to have it. I think it'll look good in our apartment.
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.
Monica: Oh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great!
Monica: Michelle! Of course, it was Michelle! Did it sound like Michelle?
Monica: (pauses then on the phone) Uh- Rachel has left the building, can you call back?
Monica: Honey I cant even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I dont want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that youre still his friend.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, they're all hanging out in the living room.]
Monica: Ah, the other Jack.
Monica: ...Pheebs?
Monica: Wow, come in, have a seat. You must be exhausted coming all the way from Texas.
[Chandler and Monica exchange worried looks.]
Monica: Then, Id steer clear of Phoebe.
Monica: (lying down on the bed) Okay mister! Fertilize me!
Monica: Chandler, I dont even wanna see the musical Oklahoma!
Monica: Oh my God! Kyle Lowder!
Monica: Phoebe?
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Monica: Do you have a plan?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the slumber party continues.]
Monica: I see pizza!
Monica: Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?
Monica: Oh, no...
Monica: Wow! I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch!
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all out on the balcony.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunch of shopping bags.]
Photographer: Why dont we have Monica step away and well get Chandler and the bridemaids.
Monica and Phoebe: Shut up!
Monica: Light still out?
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Monica: Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?
Monica: Oh, that's nice!
Monica: What?! You slept with Jason?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the couch. Ross is sitting at the table and answers the phone.]
Monica: Where?
Monica: Excuse me?!
Monica: What are you talking about? She just invited him to the biggest party of the millennium!
Monica: Edward Nevski?
Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.
Monica: (on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold on. (To Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Monica: Sorry, lets go back! Cause youve got more to say.
MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.
Monica: Wait! Oh my God! I cant get out!