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Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Monica: He was in Rosss class marching band kinda overweight? Well, really overweight. I mean I was his thin friend.
Monica: No that was Jarred! Wow! I havent thought about him in a long time (Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm Wills, Wills here on business and he didnt have a place to go so I invited him here.
Monica: Oh, and by the way, hes lost a bunch of weight. I mean he looks goo-ood! Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still love Chandler.
Monica: All right okay, just so you know, Im not gonna make a turkey this year.
Monica: Well Phoebe doesnt eat turkey
Monica: All right! Okay, its just Phoebe. Wills still on a diet, Chandler doesnt eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachels having her aversion to poultry.
Monica: Anyway, it just doesnt seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? Its a lot of work.
Monica: All right fine! If it means that much to you! But justtheres gonna be a ton left over.
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and its actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this years), as Monica is getting everything ready.]
Monica: Hey, isnt weird to think about how next year at this time theyll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachels! But good to know where youre at!
Monica: Hey!
Monica: You too!
Monica: Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but hes really into the game so I dont want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)
Monica: Im gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.
Monica: No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! Were not at a barn dance. Youve gottayou wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?
Phoebe: Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. (Monica exits.) (To Chandler) So hows the game?
Phoebe: I dont believe you! That is brilliant! And Monica has no idea?
(Monica enters and Chandler screams stuff at the TV.)
Monica: Is your team winning hon?
Monica: Oh, I didnt know you liked football.
Monica: You like Green Bay?
(Phoebe joins Chandler on the couch as there is a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Aww thanks! God Will Im so glad that you came! You look great! You mustve lost like
Monica: A pie! (Will brought a pie.)
Monica: You wanna meet some people? This is uh; this is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will.
Monica: This is Phoebe.
Monica: (to Will) Wanna give me a hand?
Will: Sure! Monica, I cant get over how great you look! You look stunning!
Monica: Well you look incredible too! Youre justyoure so fit!
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Monica: Good. And Rachel Green too. (Will stops suddenly.)
Monica: Is there a problem?
Monica: What?
Monica: Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room, youve got almost an entire turkey to eat.
Monica: All right.
Joey: (To Monica) Who the hell is this guy?
Monica: Will! From high school.
Monica: (to Will) Joey.
Monica: Hey sweetie. Oh good. (Takes the baking dish from her.)
Rachel: (sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?
Monica: Thats Will from high school!
Monica: Okay, dinners ready!
Monica: Oh, so who won?
Monica: What?
Monica: (breaking it up) Uh Rachel? Rachel, why dont you sit here? (Next to Joey) And Will you sit way over there. (The other side of the table.)
(Monica sets something on the table and removes the cover. It kinda looks like turkey.)
Monica: (laughs) This is Chandlers chicken. This is the turkey. (Sets down a huge turkey.)
Monica: About nineteen pounds.
Joey: (To Monica) Seriously, who is this guy?
Monica: (To Rachel) Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.
Monica: Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard
Monica: Okay. (Chandler grabs the dish from Monica and hands it to Will who starts dishing out a large helping.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier.]
Rachel: Okay Monica, did you know about this?!
Monica: I swear I didnt. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
Monica: Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say.
Monica: You started that?!
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Monica: I thought it might be true. And I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.
Monica: Joey, you dont have to finish that.
Monica: Oh! Me too!
Monica: Thats not totally true.
Monica: Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.
Monica: Its true?!!
Monica: Didnt she walk with a cane?
Monica: All right, listen youre just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
Monica: Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey.]
Monica: Well Joey, were all were all very proud of you.
(Joey notices Monica has gotten a pie.)
Monica: Yeah, you want some?
Joey: Ah, just cut me a little sliver. (Monica prepares to cut a little sliver.) A little bigger. (Monica prepares to cut a bigger piece.) Little bigger. (Monica moves the knife again.) What?! Are you afraid youre gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Monica: Nope, shes perfect.
Monica: Come on, we can't let them win!
Monica: I dont think theres anything.
Monica: Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.
Monica: (on phone) Whats up?
Monica: Oh, put him on!
Monica: Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him youre moving out?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are there. Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Was he falsely accused of something? (They look hopeful)
Monica: Joey, why dont you put them in the lost and found?
Monica: "Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Monica: Im not talking to her!
Monica:: Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?
Monica: What?!
Monica: I would love too, but I cant! I mean I just cant, you know that Im not good at confrontation.
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
MONICA: No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
Monica: It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
Monica: So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind the couch and puts his foot on him. Monica looks at Chandler)
Monica: Because its my apartment!
Rachel: Great! Monicas moving!
Monica: Wouldnt you be?
Monica: No Phoebe I am mad!
Monica: (entering) I am not!
Monica: Heres your key (Gets him one.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is eating some Chinese food.]
Monica: Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at this! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Monica: Really?
Rachel: Oh really? Like what Monica?
Monica: She lets you borrow them.
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Rachel (as Monica): You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you, um... Well, listen, why don't you two sit down and, and we'll get you some glasses... okay... (They don't know what to do with their coats and Monica points to the living room) STAT!
Monica: (entering with Chandler) Who? (She looks out the window at Rosss apartment) Is that your sister?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes. Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group.]
Monica: Thanks.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Bye.
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Monica: Thank you.
Monica: She really left.
Monica: Well, not anymore.
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
[Scene: The hallway, Chandler is helping Monica to the door.]
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
Monica: (sits down) Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency.
Monica: He cannot play at our wedding! I mean everyone will leave! I mean come on, that is just noise! Its not even a song!
Monica: Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Ross and Chandler are there.]
Monica: Oh, So you can move them!
[Monica enters]
Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!
Monica: Oh, so you like her too Chandler?
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing. Joey is not amused.
MONICA: It's gonna be ok. Ryan's been under water. He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnicles on your butt.
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Monica: So, Phoebe runs weird huh?
Rachel: You know what else Im not gonna miss? "Im Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"
Monica: Good. What made you change your mind?
Monica: We'll see.
Monica:: Im very, very drunk right now.
Monica: Okay!
Monica: (trying to be seductive) Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.
Ross: Whoa, hello, did you just meet Monica?
Monica: Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Monica: Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?
MONICA: Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Rachel: Monica, betting the apartment, I dont know about this.
Monica: I dont know sweetie.
Monica: Oh my God Stu! I-I cant believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure shes a hooker?
Monica: Anyway, I picked up this outfit that I want to wear and the, and the boots dont really go with it.
Monica: This doesnt feel weird!
Monica: What?!
Monica: Why is Ross naked?
[Monica tries to come in]
Monica: Naked?
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler and Ross are there. Monica enters]
Monica: (Looks at her nails) Oh my God. Wait a minute, I had them put (realises) Oh my God! Its in the quiche! Oh My God!
Monica: That's so gross!
Monica: Of course!
Monica: Why is everything different?
Monica: Nah, while you're at Ross's if you see any lying around
MONICA: Wait, what about the time I hit you in the face with the Silvian's pumpkin?
Monica: It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Monica: You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Rachel: No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!
[Scene, Central Perk: Rachel, Ross and Monica are there]
Monica: It's nice to meet you. Janine...?
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
Monica: Hey guys.