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Monica: (entering) Oh good youre all here. Thanksgiving tomorrow, four oclock. (To Rachel) Oh, guess who I invited. Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Monica: He was in Rosss class marching band kinda overweight? Well, really overweight. I mean I was his thin friend.
Monica: No that was Jarred! Wow! I havent thought about him in a long time (Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm Wills, Wills here on business and he didnt have a place to go so I invited him here.
Monica: Oh, and by the way, hes lost a bunch of weight. I mean he looks goo-ood! Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still love Chandler.
Monica: All right okay, just so you know, Im not gonna make a turkey this year.
Monica: Well Phoebe doesnt eat turkey
Monica: All right! Okay, its just Phoebe. Wills still on a diet, Chandler doesnt eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachels having her aversion to poultry.
Monica: Anyway, it just doesnt seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? Its a lot of work.
Monica: All right fine! If it means that much to you! But justtheres gonna be a ton left over.
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and its actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this years), as Monica is getting everything ready.]
Monica: Hey, isnt weird to think about how next year at this time theyll be a little baby at the table? (Chandler turns around in horror.) (Seeing him) Rachels! But good to know where youre at!
Monica: Hey!
Monica: You too!
Monica: Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but hes really into the game so I dont want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)
Monica: Im gonna go across the hall to check on the yams.
Monica: No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! Were not at a barn dance. Youve gottayou wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?
Phoebe: Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. (Monica exits.) (To Chandler) So hows the game?
Phoebe: I dont believe you! That is brilliant! And Monica has no idea?
(Monica enters and Chandler screams stuff at the TV.)
Monica: Is your team winning hon?
Monica: Oh, I didnt know you liked football.
Monica: You like Green Bay?
(Phoebe joins Chandler on the couch as there is a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Aww thanks! God Will Im so glad that you came! You look great! You mustve lost like
Monica: A pie! (Will brought a pie.)
Monica: You wanna meet some people? This is uh; this is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will.
Monica: This is Phoebe.
Monica: (to Will) Wanna give me a hand?
Will: Sure! Monica, I cant get over how great you look! You look stunning!
Monica: Well you look incredible too! Youre justyoure so fit!
Monica: Oh umm, I meant to tell you, Ross is coming.
Monica: Good. And Rachel Green too. (Will stops suddenly.)
Monica: Is there a problem?
Monica: What?
Monica: Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room, youve got almost an entire turkey to eat.
Monica: All right.
Joey: (To Monica) Who the hell is this guy?
Monica: Will! From high school.
Monica: (to Will) Joey.
Monica: Hey sweetie. Oh good. (Takes the baking dish from her.)
Rachel: (sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?
Monica: Thats Will from high school!
Monica: Okay, dinners ready!
Monica: Oh, so who won?
Monica: What?
Monica: (breaking it up) Uh Rachel? Rachel, why dont you sit here? (Next to Joey) And Will you sit way over there. (The other side of the table.)
(Monica sets something on the table and removes the cover. It kinda looks like turkey.)
Monica: (laughs) This is Chandlers chicken. This is the turkey. (Sets down a huge turkey.)
Monica: About nineteen pounds.
Joey: (To Monica) Seriously, who is this guy?
Monica: (To Rachel) Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.
Monica: Oh Will. But you-youve worked so hard
Monica: Okay. (Chandler grabs the dish from Monica and hands it to Will who starts dishing out a large helping.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier.]
Rachel: Okay Monica, did you know about this?!
Monica: I swear I didnt. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
Monica: Hmm, a little relieved, I gotta say.
Monica: You started that?!
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Monica: I thought it might be true. And I was afraid that you were gonna cry and then show it to me.
Monica: Joey, you dont have to finish that.
Monica: Oh! Me too!
Monica: Thats not totally true.
Monica: Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.
Monica: Its true?!!
Monica: Didnt she walk with a cane?
Monica: All right, listen youre just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor you were one of the most popular girls in school and everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll!
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
Monica: Hey! Mrs. Altman was the kind of woman you could tell she used to be pretty.
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey.]
Monica: Well Joey, were all were all very proud of you.
(Joey notices Monica has gotten a pie.)
Monica: Yeah, you want some?
Joey: Ah, just cut me a little sliver. (Monica prepares to cut a little sliver.) A little bigger. (Monica prepares to cut a bigger piece.) Little bigger. (Monica moves the knife again.) What?! Are you afraid youre gonna run out?! Cut me a real piece!
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: (laughs) Are you sure youre okay?
Monica: Ohh thats sweet!
(Monica strides over to Ross, who is making coffee, and talks to him aside.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering.]
Monica: Hey, its good to see you!
Monica: Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.
Monica: Oh my God, Richard. (Yep, Richards back.)
Monica: (interrupting him) Oh my God!
Monica: Oh God, maybe he wont see us. Richard!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot. She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in.]
Monica: Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite. (Its a little pink and white dress for the girl baby.)
Monica: (to Richard) Its good to see you
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray.]
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
Monica: Ohh.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.]
Monica: So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica?
Monica: I thought you were going out with Elizabeth.
Monica: Shes leaving for three months.
Monica: If the school finds out youre fired.
Chandler: (To Monica) You are beautiful.
Monica: Okay well I think thats your answer.
Monica: Chandler, wh-why dont we sit down?
Monica: Yknow I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over
Phoebe: Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Monica: Why do you want to see my hand?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Chandler is putting something away under the sink.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there. Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him.]
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
Monica: What are you up too?
Monica: (entering) Hi guys!
Monica: Okay well thats good to know.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurants kitchen, shes cooking as a waitress sticks her head in.]
Monica: Richard!
Monica: All right, thats it, were going to the emergency room.
Monica: Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Monica: What uhWhat did youWhat?!
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant, continued from earlier.]
Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monicas bedroom.
Monica: What the Yes youre too late! Where was all this three years ago?!
Monica: Yknow youre really not supposed to be back here!
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: Why? Because of the government.
Monica: Yeah, but thats pigs not people!
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you dont really believe that do you?
MONICA: He hates me. My nephew hates me.
Monica: Yknow what?! I gotta go! Ugh!
Monica: So I wouldn't need any, right? Cause I have a straight.
Monica: Im just having one of those days where you realize youre in a dead-end relationship!
Joey: Hey Monica!
Monica: Yeah, its great.
Monica: Dont worry about it Phoebe, well absolutely do it.
Monica: Have you seen Rachel? Or a mirror?
Monica: What?!
Monica: I didnt change!
Monica: And so, were hiding in the bathroom.
Monica: Yeah! Richard!
Monica: Thats right.
Monica: He wanted to tell me hes gonna compete is some ultimate fighting competition thingy.
Joey: Richard told Monica he wants to marry her!
Monica: Hi.
Monica: I dont know.
Monica: Why dont you just weigh out the good stuff about the relationship against the bad stuff. I mean thats what I did when I first (looks at Chandler and pauses) weighing stuff.
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Monica: No thats, thats okay.
Monica: No.
Monica: (suspiciously) Okay. (Exits to carry out Phoebes wishes.)
Monica: All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.
Monica: Fair? Please dont even talk to me about fair! Fair wouldve been you wanting to marry me back then! Or fair wouldve been Chandler wanting to marry me now! Believe me, nothing about this is fair! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
(Monica takes the bear, grabs his hat, and rips off his head.)
Elizabeth: So uh, Monica is Rosss sister.
Chandler: I cant talk to you now, I gotta find Monica!
(Monica gets down on one knee.)
Monica: Yes.
Monica: Oh
Monica: All right.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch.]
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
Ross: Once Monica was sent to her room without dinner, so she ate the macaroni off a jewelry box shed made.
[Cut to Monica out on the balcony.]
[Cut to Monica.]
[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating hes coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Chandler: To Monica!
Monica: Awww, come onwaitstop it. Okay, to Monica.
Monica: Okay everybody, lets go! Lets go!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters.]
Rachel: (To Monica) Yeah, youre on your own.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Thank you Rachel but, look at Monica!
Monica: Yeah, but I dont think we have time.
Monica: (moving over to the couch) Still smoking cigars?
Monica: Phoebe!
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
Monica: Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the truth?
Monica: All right then, when Im done with this place, its gonna be ten times better than that place!
MONICA: Yeah, am I in it?
Monica: (To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!
Monica: Inside of telling us you decided to write in your stupid book!