words in movies
JOEY: See after the scene, Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says 'good actor, bad kisser'. Can you believe that, me not a good kisser, that's like, like Mother Theresa, not a good mother.
JOEY: Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem, Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday. Man, I gotta figure out what I'm doing wrong. Oh, okay, one of you girls come over here and kiss me.
MR. WINEBURG: Rachel!
RACHEL: Oh hi, Mr. Wineburg, hi Mrs. Wineburg.
MR. WINEBURG: It's so wonderful to see you again, my dear, in fact I hardly expected to see so much.
MR. WINEBURG: I tell ya a lot things!
MR. WINEBURG: Stay well.
Phoebe: Oh please! Just before when you were asleep in the lounge! That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. Oh, that reminds me. That Mr. Hasmeje still has my Gameboy.
Mr. Geller: So, I think youre boxes are over here. (They walk over to them.)
Mr. Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure you were okay.
Mr. Geller: We're looking into it.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Mr. and Mrs. Geller are watching tennis on TV, Monica is sitting at the table]
Mr. Tribbiani: Of course, course one of 'em's Ma. What's the matter with you.
Mr. Zelner: May I help you?
Mr. Douglas: Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire anyone?
Mr. Geller: Eat your fish.
MR. TREEGER: Oh wow, I didn't get you anything. Here's five back.
Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And Im sad. (Exits.)
MR. GELLER: It is off.
Mr. Kaplan: Well, dont think I havent noticed your potential. Well, Ive got a project for you thats a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?
ROSS: Hey, tell me again, what do I do when Mr. Roper calls?
Mr. Tribbiani: Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now
MR. GREENE: ...and the bansai's and the chiuaua...
MR. GREENE: I'm getting my cigarettes out of my jacket.
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
Mr. Waltham: Sorry old boy, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. (Them all walk away. As he leaves he mutters to Jack.) I could kill you with my thumb, you know.
MR. GREENE: ...and her yoga and her Bridges of Madison County...
Mr. Treeger:: Oh yeah, of course you dont!
Monica: Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?
[Scene: The Hospital, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian. Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses.)
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know whats goin on inside a persons head.
Rachels Boss: Now Mr. Kaplan Sr. likes his coffee strong, so your gonna use two bags instead of one, see. Now pay attention, cause this parts tricky, see some people use filters just once.
Rachel: Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger.
Mr. Treeger:: Hey.
Mr. Treeger:: What are you doing?
Mr. Treeger:: And tell him what?
[Cut to later, Joey is returning from talking to Mr. Treeger.]
[Scene: Mr. Treegers apartment, Joey is there to suck up.]
Mr. Treeger:: What?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah!
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, Ive got something you can do.
Joey: (To Mr. Treeger) So you ah, ready for our last practice?
(Suddenly, Phoebes boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)
Mr. Treeger:: Thank you, listen, thanks a lot Tribbiani, (checks watch). Oh my God, look at the time, I gotta catch the bus to the ball.
Mr. Thompson: I think it was valued at 19,000
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah.
Ross: Mr. Morse I need to talk to you about your mid-term exam, Im afraid I-I had to fail you.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, you could dance real good with her, shes the same size as me.
MONICA: Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. You're all going to hell.
MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?
Mr. Treeger:: Ahhhh! Im sorry!
Mr. Treeger:: You have pets!
Receptionist: Welcome to the Chestnut Inn Mr. Bing, so where are you joining from?
Mr. Heckles: I left a Belgian waffle out here, did you take it?
Mr. Treeger:: You want me to kick you guys out instead?
Mr. Simon: Why wasnt I offered that? Id definitely pay more for that.
Phoebe: You know, now you're more like, you know like, "Mr. Caring Boss," "Mr.", you know, "I'm one of you, Boss," "Mr., I wanna be your buddy, Boss Man Bing!"
Mr. Geller: Well, he's doing terrible!
Mr. Heckles: Potassium.
CHANDLER: Why? Wh- wh- why is Mr. Douglas looking for me?
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah. Well maybe you have heard about the Rent Stabilization Act of 1968!
MR. GREENE: I think I need a drink.
MR. GREENE: No no no, no no no, neat, as in no rocks.
MR. GELLER: C'mon Rich, it's my birthday, let me live vicariously.
Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing?
JOEY: Thanks for coming Mrs. Greene. [grabs her and kisses her to distract her. She goes limp in his arms. Mr. Greene leaves.] Well, ok, you take care.
Mr. Treeger:: Hey Duck, is Chick here?
Mr. Geller: I tell you one thing, I wouldn't mind having a piece of this sun-dried tomato business. Five years ago, if somebody had said to me, here's a tomato that looks like a prune, I'd say "get out of my office!"
Mr. Treeger:: Can you be my dancing partner?
Mr. Douglas: Thats unbelievable.
Mr. Geller: And you tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.
Ross: Mr. Dickens gets to pick 'em.
Mr. Waltham: Will you call him?
Mr. Geller: I didnt even have a chance to act as though Im okay with it!
Mr. Treeger:: Huh, I wouldve thought it was the other way around.
Mr. Waltham: Good morning.
Mr. Waltham: Oh, good.
Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
Mr. Waltham: Ohh! Yes of course, thank you, thank you, thank you so very much.
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one had a thing for you, didn't she?
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!! Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey! Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I justy'knowstop it!
Mr. Heckles: I could be Chandlers new roommate.
Ross: I just wanna clarify this: are you outing Mr. Peanut?
Mr. Treeger:: No, I ahh, had another idea.
[Scene: Garbage room: Mr. Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters.]
MR. GREENE: Alright, that sounds like a two person job. [they walk into Rachel's bedroom]
Chandler: Really? Worse than, "More turkey Mr. Chandler?"
Mr. Treeger: Ohhh, man!!
Mr. Treeger: What in the name of hell?
The Housekeeper: More turkey Mr. Chandler? (And he makes eyes at him.)
[Scene: The Bing household, Mr. and Mrs. Bing and Young Chandler are eating Thanksgiving dinner as a housekeeper serves them.]
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Mr. Burgin: Yep, sucks!
JOEY: This company was not built on rough numbers. Am I right Mr. Douglas.
Mr. Burgin: Hi.
MR A: Oh, no, please, I spent most of mid-morning trying to stand up. Now uh, what can I do for you, my dear?
Mr. Waltham: In a moment, please, Im in the middle of a task. And you have a customer.
Mr. Burgin: France sucks!
Phoebe: No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.
MR. HECKLES: You're doing it again.
Mr. Burgin: So We go eat.
Mr. Treeger: (coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that ladys all kinds of naked.
ROSS: Excuse me, I'm seizing. Mr. Treeger, here's another 50, happy Hanukkah. Will uh, will this help with the knob getting?
Mr. Geller: Now I'm depressed! ...(To everyone) Even more than I was.
Mr. Burgin: So, have you kids eaten yet?