words in movies
JOEY: There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.
MRS. WALLACE: Is she gonna be all right?
PHOEBE: Yeah, um, she was 82 years old. Her name was um, Mrs. Adelman.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Talk about crap. Try listening to Stella Niedman tell the story of her and Rod Steiger for the hundredth time.
PHOEBE: I don't know. I mean, she obviously has some kind of unfinished business. [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Sit up!
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
MRS GREEN: Monica! You look gorgeous! Last time I saw you, it was eat or be eaten.
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
ROSS: Hi, Mrs. Green. [He gets up to shake her hand, but she ignores him.]
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
MRS GREEN: This is just so exciting. You know, I never worked. I went straight from my father's house to the sorority house to my husband's house. I am just so proud of you.
MRS GREEN: Yes.
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] In my day, divorce was not an option.
MRS GREEN: Look at this.
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
PHOEBE: Yeah. I guess she hasn't seen everything yet. I'll be right back, she has to go to the bathroom again. [Takes Mrs. Green's chin in her hand and says, in Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh, such a pretty face.
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: I guess I just figured of all people you would understand this.
MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Butterscotch? No one? All right, you'll be sorry later.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
MRS GREEN: Oh, am I! I just danced with a wonderfully large woman. And three other girls made eyes at me over the buffet. Oh, I'm not saying it's something I wanna pursue, but it's nice to know I have options.
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, well we cut the trip short.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, say no more!
Mrs. Bing: Oooh, c'mon, shut up, it's fun. Gimme a hug. (They both sit down) Well, I think we're ready for some tequila.
MRS. GREENE: Sweetheart, you obviously have a problem. You've chosen a boyfriend exactly like your father.
Mrs. Bing: (To phone) Okay, thank you. (To Ross) It's the Italian Hand-Licker, isn't it.
MRS. GELLER: Thank you Richard, I appreciate the support.
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, hi, darling!
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, are you hadsome.
Rachel: And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!
Monica: But it didnt. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.
Mrs. Geller: Monica! I think Rachel's here!
Mrs. Geller: Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...
Monica: Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
Mrs. Geller: I'm so glad you could come Chandler, we've got plenty of food so I hope you're hungry.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, thats what they call the subway.
Mrs. Waltham: Where?
Mrs. Burgin: Maybe in L.A?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well, I'm so glad you brought him here then.
Mrs. Burgin: Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.
Mrs. Geller: You too sweethart!
Mrs. Waltham: Hello, Waltham Interiors.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh, am I on the radio?
Mrs. Geller: I just hope...
Mrs. Waltham: I know, its horrible isnt it?
Mrs. Waltham: (Throws her head back in disgust.) Why?!
Mrs. Waltham: Who is this?
Mrs. Waltham: Who?
Mrs. Waltham: Yes, Waltham interiors.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh my God, Phoebe.
(Mrs. Waltham hangs up on her.)
Mrs. Waltham: (Answering the phone.) Hello, Waltham Interiors.
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
Mrs. Waltham: Oh yes, there you are.
Mrs. Waltham: (Looking evilly at her husband) Sorry, what?
Mrs. Waltham: (As she walks pass Ross, she pats his but.) Call me.
Mrs. Waltham: Lovely to meet you.
MRS. GELLER: No, Richard Burke gave them a ride.
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Mrs. Geller: (holding two pies) Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room left in the fridge.
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
MRS. GELLER: A real doctor?
Mrs. Geller: Jack.
Mrs. Geller: I'll get it.
MRS. GELLER: We just know she's got the IQ of a napkin.
Mrs. Geller: Theres nothing to discuss. Were not paying for your wine cellar.
[Scene: Nana's house, Ross, Mrs. Geller and Aunt Lillian are going through clothes.]
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
MRS. GELLER: Dance with him.
Mrs. Geller: (to Ross on the stairs) I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Chandler: Wow! You look just like your son Mrs. Tribbiani!
[Scene: Rachels Room, Joey moves Rosss coat to get the tissues Rachel wants and the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was inside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that its an engagement ring.]
Mrs. Geller: Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your like, freaking me out here.
Mrs. Geller: Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.
(Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller.)
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Rachel: Okay. (Mrs. Green helps her up and they walk over and get some tea.)
Mrs. Geller: Mmmm!
Mrs. Geller: Oh my God! There's a toe in my kitchen.
Mrs. Waltham: No, Im bored with you now. Im going to cut you off. (She hangs up.)
Mrs. Burkart: Dear?
Mrs. Green: Did I say garage? I meant garbage.
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
(Suddenly, Phoebes boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)
Mrs. Bing: I am famished. What do I want... (Looks at Chandler's menu)
Mrs. Lynch: Well, she was leaving work and she was hit by a cab.
Phoebe: Excuse me. Excuse me! (Mrs. Bukart stops singing) Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very, very hard time for you. Um, but, um, we provided a service, and we deserve to be paid because you ate that service, and, um, we are not leaving here until we're paid every penny. 'Cause you know what, lady? We're part time caterers, and we have no place else to go.
Ross: Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)
Ross: Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)
Chandler: No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna send away for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate, (Reading the label) Mommas Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible, Im a horrible, horrible, horrible person.
Rachel: And Mrs.?!
Mrs. Lynch: (starting to cry) No, Im sorry. I have to go. (She leaves as Sophie arrives.)
Mrs. Waltham: Were very sad that it didnt work out between you and Emily, monkey. But, I think youre absolutely delicious.
Phoebe: Yeah, Professor and Mrs.
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
Mrs. Geller: How could it be so much? The receptions at their house.
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
Mrs. Geller: It was you?
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.
Mrs. Geller: Hello everybody!
Mr. and Mrs. Geller: Yes. (They look at Chandler angrily.)
Mr. and Mrs. Geller: What?!
Mrs. Geller: Ross, drugs? Divorced? Again?
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmothers engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
Mrs. Bing: (Reentering) O-kay. Look, it, it was stupid.
Mrs. Geller: Nothing! It's an expression.
Chandler: So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?
Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monicas bedroom.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it.
Phoebe: Well, yeah! But I'm not gonna take anymore crap. Okay? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket!
Mrs. Geller: We really do feel bad about this though.
[Scene: The Geller household, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner. The doorbell rings.]
Mrs. Geller: I actually needed to talk to you before the birth.
Mrs. Geller: Stupid Jack, the word is stupid.