words in movies
Phoebe: All right, let's see, call me mrs Hannigan.
Chandler: Mrs Hannigan?
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry, mrs Hannigan.
MRS GREEN: So, what do you think of my daughter in the apron with the big job?
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmothers engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
Mrs. Geller: Ross, drugs? Divorced? Again?
Mrs. Geller: Nothing! It's an expression.
Mrs. Bing: (Reentering) O-kay. Look, it, it was stupid.
Chandler: So, has anyone talked to Dr. and Mrs. Geller yet?
PHOEBE: Yeah, um, she was 82 years old. Her name was um, Mrs. Adelman.
Mrs. Geller: Stupid Jack, the word is stupid.
Mrs. Geller: I actually needed to talk to you before the birth.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it.
Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monicas bedroom.
Phoebe: Well, yeah! But I'm not gonna take anymore crap. Okay? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket!
MRS GREEN: You didn't marry your Barry. I did.
Mrs. Geller: We really do feel bad about this though.
[Scene: The Geller household, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are getting ready for Thanksgiving dinner. The doorbell rings.]
ROSS: Ohh, big smoker. [Packs the cigarettes and flings one on Mrs. Greene in the process. Finally gets one in his mouth and it look really out of place] Big big smoker. In fact I'm gonna go ou into the hallway and fire up this bad boy. [as he walks into the hall, he comes face to face with Mr. Greene]
MRS. GREENE: ...I may have only been in therapy for three weeks now dear but...
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
(Joey walks away and Mr. and Mrs. Geller walk up. Mr. Geller is wearing this ancient velvet tuxedo.)
Mrs. Geller: Speech! Come on Monica!
Mrs. Geller: She's upstairs. Monica! Come down! Everyone's here! Ross, Rachel, and the boy who hates Thanksgiving.
Emily: I wish I could know if youd heard any of that. I suppose Ive either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if youre listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose theres not much chance you did heard that, and theres the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
Mrs. Geller: (whispers to Jack a little loudly) I think hes stoned again.
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
[the guys form a wall between Mrs Geller and Mr Geller and dance across the hall as he walks across]
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
MRS. GELLER: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Mrs. Green: I know, my daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Phoebe: Yeah, youre right. Hows the Mrs.?
Mrs. Bing: Chandler!
MRS. GREENE: I think I saw Rachel out in the hall.
(Mr. and Mrs. Geller start to walk away.)
Mrs. Geller: You could kick anyones ass you want too.
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Bing! (Walks away.)
Mrs. Geller: Jack!
Mrs. Bing: Charles.
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
Mrs. Geller: Yeah, the list thatof people were allowed to sleep
Mrs. Bing: Honey, it isnt good luck.
Frank: (entering with his fianc�e Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc�e, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her)
Monica: Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller.
Chandler: Mrs. Braverman must be out. (They move closer to it.)
Mrs. Geller: (shaking her hand) Its lovely to meet you.
Mrs. Bing: Oh look at you! So handsome!
Mrs. Bing: Well, its a funny story.
Mrs. Green: Plus, what are you planning on doing with the baby while youre trotting out to the garbage ten times a day?
MRS GREEN: If you didn't pour the coffee, no one would have anything to drink.
MRS. GELLER: Ahh, are you hadsome.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Are you close with her?
Mrs. Waltham: Well, if youre on e of Rosss best friends, why arent you here?
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: My mothers still alive.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Its not looking good.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: She didnt pass.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: No, shes hanging in there.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Thats so sweet. (Takes the flowers.) Would you like to come in and say good-bye? Im sure it would mean a lot to her.
Mrs. Geller: (To Monica) And you knew about this?!
Ross: Actually, it kinda is. My wife won't return my calls. I don't know where my wife is. (Laughs) "Hey Ross, where's the Mrs.?" Don't know!
Monica: Well you-you did start that rumor about Ross making out with Mrs. Altman, our 50-year-old librarian.
Mrs. Bing: As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
MRS. WINEBURG: Well it's wonderful to have you up and about, again, dear.
Bandleader: Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing!
Monica: Just a minute! (To Chandler) Thats Mrs. Tribbiani!
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Yes?
Mr. and Mrs. Geller: Hi
Mrs. Geller: Jack?
Mrs. Geller: Thanks for going along with this.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Mrs. Green: Such a sweet woman.
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Mrs. Geller: (crying) Oh Ross
Mrs. Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)
Mrs. Green: Oh, hello Monica.
Mrs. Green: Well all right. Ill see you at four.
[Cut to Rachel and Mrs. Green.]
Mrs. Green: Oh Rachel!
Mrs. Green: No dear, thats what babies do.
Mrs. Green: Oh look.
(Mrs. Green goes into the kitchen and Rachel follows her.)
Mrs. Green: Oh youre gonna do that ten times a day?
Mrs. Green: Of course I am!
Mrs. Green: No. Sweetie, youre gonna be fine. (Starts to get up.)
Mrs. Green: Well Rachel needs help with the baby.
Mrs. Green: Im going to the bathroom.
Mrs. Green: Youre gonna be a great father.
Mrs. Green: With another woman. Have you no control Ross?
Cashier: Do you uh, want these things delivered Mr. and Mrs. Geller?
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Am I interrupting?
Mrs. Geller: (Looking around at the chapel.) Oh my God! Its like a fairyland.
Mrs. Green: Well, I kinda did. Me. Eight weeks of me.
Mrs. Geller: Oh hi dear!
Mrs. Green: Darling, thats a breast pump!
Mrs. Geller: Thank you Monica that was uh, interesting. Wasnt it interesting, Jack?
(Mrs. Geller leaves as Ross re-enters the room.)
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
(Rachel and Mrs. Geller enter.)
Mrs. Geller: Oh I wish youre grandmother had lived to see this.
Monica: So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned Mrs. Green.) I cant feel my legs!
Mrs. Geller: Just hear me out!
[Scene: The Gellers' kitchen. Monica, Mrs. Geller and one of Mrs. Geller's friends are preparing the cake.]