words in movies
Monica: (obviously attracted to him) Is-is-is there a-a Mrs. Stevens?
[Scene: Camera fades to one of the band members playing guitar at the wedding. The chapel is full of guest. A groomsmen escorts a bridesmaid down the isle. Joey is waiting with Mrs. Waltham to escort he down the isle. A cellular phone rings.]
Rachel: Oh, hi Mrs. Lynch! Is Joanna in already?
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
Mrs. Geller: Here comes the bride.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. (She starts to bite her nails)
[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
Mrs. Geller: ...No. I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it's nicer when people just get along.
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joeys chest.) Joey theres a girl on the phone for you.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Mrs. Geller: Is everything all right, dear?
MRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didn't tell me your boyfriend smoked.
MRS. GREENE: ...but when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.
Mrs. Geller: I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it. (She holds up an engagement ring.)
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave)
MRS. GELLER: Hi, darling. Where's my grandson, you didn't bring him?
Joey: Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.
Mrs. Burkart: (singing) ...emblem of the land I love. The home of....
Mrs. Geller: (interrupting) A bitch?
Mrs. Green: Thats true. You do have another child.
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
Mrs. Green: (entering from bathroom) Hi Ross!
Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?
Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.
Mrs. Geller: What's different?
Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Well, everyone seems to be enjoying your dish.
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Mrs. Geller: What?
Mrs. Geller: What is going on?!
Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think?
Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
Mrs. Geller: Actually they were Nana's.
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Mrs. Geller: That's really a day shoe.
Mrs. Geller: More wine, dear?
Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy...
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
Mrs. Bing: Who's doing shots?
Mrs. Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?
[Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone.]
Mrs. Bing: Mr. Geller.
Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
MRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.
MRS. GREENE: Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.
Mrs. Bing: You okay, kiddo?
Mrs. Potter: Oh really? Well, then youd better tell his other wife, cause she called three times asking where he is.
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
Mrs. Geller: (to Monica) Your grandmother would have hated this.
Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?
Mrs. Geller: Not that old crow, my mother. (They stop and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.
Mrs. Bing: Alright. (Kisses him)
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian.
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
MRS GREEN: Yes.
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
MRS GREEN: Look at this.
Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS. GELLER: Really.
MRS. GELLER: Hi darling.
MRS. GELLER: Why?
Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms.
MRS. GELLER: Well, you kids thank Dr. Burke for the ride?
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, hi Rachel.