words in movies
Mrs. Geller: Hello everybody!
Mrs. Geller: (less than pleased) Oh yes of course, hello Chandler.
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
[Time lapse. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is serving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink.]
Mrs. Geller: Oh, thank you Chandler! I just bought it.
Mrs. Geller: (whispers to Jack a little loudly) I think hes stoned again.
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Mr. and Mrs. Geller: What?!
Mr. and Mrs. Geller: Yes. (They look at Chandler angrily.)
Mrs. Geller: It was you?
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Mrs. Geller: Ross, drugs? Divorced? Again?
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Mrs. Geller: (pointing to herself and Jack) Well we left ours in Monicas bedroom.
Mrs. Geller: Here comes the bride.
Mrs. Bing: Now Chandler dear, just because your father and I are getting a divorce it doesn't mean we don't love you. It just means he would rather sleep with the house-boy than me.
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. (She starts to bite her nails)
[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
Mrs. Geller: ...No. I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it's nicer when people just get along.
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
MRS GREEN: [laughing] You have some life here, sweetie.
Mrs. Geller: Were sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 youd pay for it yourself.
Mrs. Geller: We might still have some money, if your father didnt think it was a good idea to sell ice over the Internet.
Mrs. Lynch: I didnt realize that she was so close.
Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joeys chest.) Joey theres a girl on the phone for you.
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, is it all our fault? Were we bad parents?
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
MRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didn't tell me your boyfriend smoked.
MRS. GREENE: ...but when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.
Mrs. Geller: I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it. (She holds up an engagement ring.)
Mrs. Geller: Is everything all right, dear?
Mrs. Geller: Oh thats all right, Im coming back later with your father.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
Mrs. Geller: (interrupting) A bitch?
Joey: Hey Mr. and Mrs. Geller! Let me help you with that.
MRS. GELLER: Hi, darling. Where's my grandson, you didn't bring him?
Mrs. Bing: Alright, well, be good, I love you. (Kisses him and goes to leave)
Mrs. Burkart: (singing) ...emblem of the land I love. The home of....
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
Mrs. Green: Thats true. You do have another child.
Mrs. Tribbiani: I know you did, cookie. Oh, I know you did. So tell me. Did you see her?
Mrs. Green: (entering from bathroom) Hi Ross!
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
Mrs. Bing: Oh, Ross, listen to me. I have sold a hundred million copies of my books, and y'know why?
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, thats what your Grandmothers hands looked like when we found her.
Mrs. Geller: What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.
Mrs. Geller: They all had a thing for him.
Mrs. Geller: What's different?
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Well, everyone seems to be enjoying your dish.
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Mrs. Geller: What?
Mrs. Geller: What is going on?!
Mrs. Geller: That's really a day shoe.
Mrs. Geller: Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!
Mrs. Geller: Actually they were Nana's.
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
Mrs. Geller: More wine, dear?
Mrs. Geller: Tell her what?
Mrs. Bing: Oh, you watched the show! What'd you think?
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
Mrs. Bing: Who's doing shots?
MRS BUFFAY: Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Mrs. Geller: You're right. We'll go with the burgundy.
Mrs. Bing: What is with you tonight?
[Cut to Mrs. Bing on the telephone.]
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy...
Mrs. Bing: Mr. Geller.
Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
MRS. GREENE: Did you know my husband has glasses just like that?
MRS. GREENE: You work and you work and you work at a marriage but all he cares about is his stupid boat.
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
Chandler: Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a very flattering sleeve length on you.
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.
Mrs. Bing: Yeah, any messages for room 226?
Mrs. Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?
Mrs. Bing: You okay, kiddo?
Mrs. Potter: Oh really? Well, then youd better tell his other wife, cause she called three times asking where he is.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Mr. and Mrs. Geller enter looking particularly refreshed. Monica follows looking rather pale.]
Mrs. Geller: (to Monica) Your grandmother would have hated this.
Mrs. Bing: Alright. (Kisses him)
Mrs. Geller: Not that old crow, my mother. (They stop and she kisses Monica on the cheek.) Congratulations darling.
Mrs. Geller: (To Mr. Geller) This is worse than when he married the lesbian.
Mrs. Geller: (incredulous) You dont know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
Mrs. Geller: Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say?
MRS GREEN: Well, not just for you.
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
MRS GREEN: Oh hello, Ross.
MRS GREEN: Yes.
MRS GREEN: Look at this.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, hi Rachel.
MRS GREEN: No.
MRS GREEN: No.
Mrs. Geller: I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
MRS. GELLER: Hi darling.
Mrs. Green: Look at that face! Just like when you were in high school! If I didnt know better Id say you were a cheerleader in trouble. Come on, lets get some tea.
Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms.
MRS. GELLER: Why?
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] In my day, divorce was not an option.
MRS. GELLER: Well, you kids thank Dr. Burke for the ride?
MRS. GELLER: Really.
MRS. GELLER: Oh?
Mrs. Bing: You okay there, slugger?
MRS. GELLER: [they start kissing] Oh Jack stop.
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?