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Phoebe: Okay, dime! (Donates that.) You guys should probably keep talking; this could take a while. (Finds something else.) Oh no, wait! Look it! Whoa! (Looks at it.) Oh my God, this is a police badge!
Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)
Joey: (To Monica) Hey. That uh, that my sweatshirt?
The Smoking Woman: I won't! (Turns away) Until I have my next cigarette.
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Chandler: Oh yeah, it's actually in my bedroom.
Cop: (following her) Hey by the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good. (Phoebe's stunned) And where did you find my badge?
Joey: is because they were friends first. Y'know? So I asked myself, "Who are my friends?" You and Phoebe, and I saw you first. So
Ross: No! That's-that's my arm!
Ross: Y'know what? Just-just follow my lead.
Joey: Well because you didn't give me advice! No! You gave me a pickup line! As soon as I told her I wanted to y'know, build a foundation and be friends first. I suddenly, through no fault of my own, became irresistible to her! (Pause) And her roommate!
Phoebe and Joey: Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe, are you gonna go to jail?!
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Phoebe: Yep! As long as you understand that I'm going to call my lawyer and once he puts you on the stand he'll make you look like a fool. A fool!
Cop: Yeah. Ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you. You're the prettiest, fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
Gary: Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
Monica: Oh my God! You cleaned! (Gasps) Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!
Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Monica: I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: My mothers still alive.
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Monica: Fine. Im just glad I didnt give her my secret ingredient.
Rachel: Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane.
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Ross: Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency.
Ross: Now, I know you wanted to bond with my dad, but did you really have to bond to that part?
Jen: I forgot my paper. (Ross quickly hides the card in his mouth.)
Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.
Monica: Theyre my pants!
Monica: I know youre planning my surprise bridal shower.
Phoebe: (interrupting) No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.
Monica: Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Ross: Yeah, a lot of my students do that.
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Mike: No, no, no, you're doing fine, really... Why don't you go talk to my dad?
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
CHAN: My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.
Monica: My husband.
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Rachel: (she looks at the cake) Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a bunny. How did you do that?
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Ross: You know what? I know Chandler longer, so I always think of him as my best friend, but now... I may have to rethink some stuff...
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
MR A: Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Joey: Hey, so where are my parents gonna be?
Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
Rachel: (sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
Joey: You are my Everest.
Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!!
Joey: Man, this is bad! And Ive had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one though. (Quoting) "Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was abysmal."
Joey: Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants!
Phoebe: Joey! Those are my maternity pants!
Joey: No just, nobody press on my stomach.
Chandler: Oh my God!
Phoebe: (louder) My chest hurts! Oh, and now I-I cant breathe.
Rachel: Really?! Oh my God! Im successful!
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Joey: My little sister Dina!
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, well I-I was kinda hoping that I would just be alone yknow to think about my mom and her suicide.
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Rachel: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Mon? Im gonna check my messages.
Rachel: Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)
Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, youre not married to anymore of us are ya?
Trudie Styler: Oh no, I know that wouldnt work. My husbands in concert.
Phoebe: Oh good! Then youre in luck! Bens not my son!
Joey: It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.
Rachel: Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
Joey: (entering, with his grandmother) Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Dina: Oh my God! Bobby!
Ross: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!
Ross: (covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
Rachel: Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I cant! I cant! I cant! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just cant. Its just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I cant do it! I cant do it.
Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!
Phoebe: Oh my God.
Joey: (running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger.
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Joey: Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room too.
Joey: Youre my friend!
Monica: Oh my God!
Chandler: Bravo Dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so.
CHANDLER: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Rachel: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Joey: You went through my personal property?
Chandler: That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!
Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!!
Rachel: Yeah, actually thats my roommates.
Rachel: Ohh, Lilies. Joey, theyre my favorite. Thank you.
Rachel: Oh my God. And that works?!
Joey: Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.
Rachel: No one! They are my friends, I wouldnt punch any of them.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Joey: Morning! Hey, hows my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)
Joey: Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
Monica: Oh my God Phoebe, youre on fire!
Chandler: I hear ya. (Pause) But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!
Chandler: Oh my God, whats up?!
Joey: Oh my God!
Chandler: Oh my God.
Joey: Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my arm.