words in movies
Monica: I know...God. I haven't seen my savings take a hit like this since I was a kid and they came up with double-stuffed Oreos. What happened to all our money?
Monica: Ok worse case scenario is...we borrow some money from my parents.
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Mike: No, no! What I mean is, I hate going back to my apartment now... and partly because I live above a known crack den but... mostly because when I'm there, It's just, I really miss you. So.. do you want to move in together?
Joey: I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about it myself. Chandler is my best friend, it would be wrong. Good...(He winks)...But wrong.
Monica: Well you know it's just like living with a girl. Only they don't steal your makeup. Unless they're playing "This is what my sister would look like" (Looks at Chandler)
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
Phoebe: I know! I guess I am! Oh my god! Load up the Volvo I want to be a soccer mom!
Mike: It's just my first marriage was, you know such a disaster. I kind of lost faith in the whole idea.
Chandler: Hey Rach! There she is...My perfectly proportioned wife.
Monica: Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
Ross: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!
Ross: If you have to call me name, I prefer "Ross the Divorcer". It's just cooler. Look, I know my marriage isn't exactly work out. But I love to be that committed to another person. And Carol had some good times before she became a lesbian... and once afterward. I'm sorry.
Monica: Well, my breasts are going to get bigger weather you like it or not! And you know what? It's not just my breasts. My ass is going to get bigger too.
Rachel: Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?
Phoebe: I haven't exactly had a normal life and I never really felt I was missing out on anything but it just feels that now it's my turn some of the regular stuff.
Mike: I can't believe this is gonna end. I guess I'll have my stuff packed up.
Phoebe: Well, what am I gonna do? I really need my guitar!
Mike: Uhm... Did you just hit my dad?
Phoebe: I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.
Monica: Grab my ass!
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Rachel: And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns.
ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.
Monica: Oh my God! Oranges!
Joanna: No, no, that was my boss. I have to go.
Ross: With my child.
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Phoebe: Now if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Frank: (entering with his fianc�e Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc�e, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her)
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Rachel: Okay Ross thats fine, but can you please stand near my head?
Rachel: (on phone) Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you! (Hangs up) That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!
Steve: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!
Dennis Phillips: Oh my God, that was for my benefit?
Ross: Oh my God.
Rachel/actress: But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister in a dungeon!
Rachel: I do need you! I need you to stand near my head!
Anxious Wedding Guest: (rushing up) Thats my car!
Mike: But, I mean, you have met... humans before, right? Look, why don't you go talk to my mom?
Monica: I-I-I wanna thank you all for coming. My family and my friends
Ursula: Yea-huh! Thats what is says on my birth certificate.
Ross: No, I mean its okay, I mean, theyre-theyre my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.
Rachel: Yeah! Yeah. Theyre theyre-theyre my friends, uh, Monica Stephanopolus and uh, and Chandler Acidofolus.
Bitsy: That's... my boy. (Bitsy walks away)
Rachel: And do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?!
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Ross: Something couldve happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.
Monica: What about my questions?
Joey: (entering) Okay, I'm in my sweat pants. Bring on the food! (Sees that Chandler has a worried look on his face) What's the matter?
Rachel: Oh my God! Did you get to see anything good?
Mr. Geller: Its the key to my Porsche. Well, the key to your Porsche.
Ross: Oh my God. Oh my God! And youre-youre youre not freaking out?
Chandler: Yeah, he thinks thats my name.
Rachel: I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!
Joey: (to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.
Joey: This is my friend Rachel. Rachel, Kash, Kash, Rachel.
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Phoebe: Well, I just got off the phone with my lover, James Brolin
Joey: Guess I don't know. My experience: if a girl says yes to being taped... She doesn't say no to much else, I tell ya...
Bob: Hey! Hows my pal Toby doing today?
Joey: I set her up with this actor on my show.
Ross: Okay lets put aside that you (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) "accidentally" picked up my grandmothers ring and you (Does it again) "accidentally" proposed to Rachel.
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left boob?
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl.
Joey: I have an audition for this play and for some of it I have to speak French. Which, according to my résumé, I'm fluent in.
Rachel: Oh my God. (Laughs)
Rachel: (looking through her wallet.) Ohh, I just dont think I have enough left on my credit card.
Monica: I'll get back to my new job.
Monica: Oh my God! Ohh! Look at this one! Its so beautiful!
Chandler: Good save! We're back on track, and I'm... (grimacing) ..chewing someone else's gum. This is not my gum. Oh my God! Oh my God! And now you're choking.
Chandler: (To Ross) Why to save your dignity my man.
Ursula: Sure! Why not? You could be my sister for the day.
Rachel: Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought.
Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.
Phoebe: Ah! Oh my God! You r-r-rotten boys!
Emily: Well, you have to understand how humiliating it was for me up on that altar in front of my entire family, all my friends.
Phoebe: My mother killed herself.
Eric: Oh my God, youre the sister!
Chandler: Thats not true! I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Dont say that I dont have goals!
Monica: Oh my God, Phoebe!
Chandler: (choking up) Oh my God thats it, thats the ring! How much is it?
Joey: Oh well, theyre killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body.
MONICA: What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then?
Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God! You have to go!
Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just dont know if Im good enough.
Monica: Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, Ill wear the boots. In fact, Ill go into my room right now and yknow try the outfit on.
Mona: (clapping) Yay! My hero!
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Ross: He is my girlfriends father, okay? Its-its, its weird!
Monica: Oh my God! You cleaned! (Gasps) Look at these floors! You did the windows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! And nagging works!
Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: My mothers still alive.
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Monica: Fine. Im just glad I didnt give her my secret ingredient.
Rachel: Oh, you guys, I can't believe this. But I'll leave now, or I'm gonna miss my plane.
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Ross: Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency.
Ross: Now, I know you wanted to bond with my dad, but did you really have to bond to that part?
Jen: I forgot my paper. (Ross quickly hides the card in his mouth.)
Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.
Monica: Theyre my pants!
Monica: I know youre planning my surprise bridal shower.
Phoebe: (interrupting) No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.
Monica: Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Ross: Yeah, a lot of my students do that.
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Mike: No, no, no, you're doing fine, really... Why don't you go talk to my dad?
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?