words in movies
PHOEBE: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered.
ROSS: I'm sorry, my pie was, was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7. [swats at an imaginary insect by his head, guy leaves promptly]
CHANDLER: That's right my friend. It's time for...
JOEY: I did. I thought it'd be great. I figured I'd have like, time alone with my thoughts but, ya know, it turns out I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.
PHOEBE: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat [back up singers start singing smelly, smelly, smelly, smelly behind her] Oh woah, oh my God. I mean like, who was that?
ROSS: Look, you wanna get off my back?
MONICA: You wanna get out of my face?
ROSS: Wait hold on Tony, hold on. [answers second line] Hello. Hi, yeah no, she's right here. Um hold on. [gets first line] Hi Tony, can I call you back? That's uh, that's my sister's boyfriend.
MONICA: Hi sweetie, look before I forget, did I leave my diaphram at your place? Hi mom. [she starts throwing oranges at Ross who's looking pleased with himself]
CHANDLER: Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.
PHOEBE: Oh my God.
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
JOEY: Morning. I just uh, came by to pick up my mail. [looks for the mail on the table by the door, it's not there] Where's the mail?
EDDIE: Alright, here you go my friend. Eggs a-la Eddie, huh?
MONICA: It's my TV.
RACHEL: Oh my God.
MONICA: Not that, this, US. Oh my God, Ross, you-re, you're, it's jus-, you-, ever sin- you been here.
MONICA: Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kind of way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.
PHOEBE: Well, OK, the record company sent over this piece of paper for me to sign, saying that it's OK for someone else to sing for me. That was my first clue.
PHOEBE: Well I have a video, you have to pay attention. No this, this voice woman, she's so talented but, according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have like the right look or something, ya know. I mean, it's like, she's like one of those an imals at the pound who like nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough or you know. Like, like some old dog who's just kind of like stinky and. Huuuuh, oh my God, she's smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels.
EDDIE: I tell ya, I-, I'm gonna go read in my room for a little while.
Monica: Theyre my pants!
Monica: I know youre planning my surprise bridal shower.
Phoebe: (interrupting) No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.
Monica: Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Ross: Yeah, a lot of my students do that.
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Mike: No, no, no, you're doing fine, really... Why don't you go talk to my dad?
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Dr. Green: Oh? Really? Thats what my daughter means to you? Nothing?
CHAN: My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
Chandler: Oh please, could she be more out of my league? Ross, back me up here.
Monica: My husband.
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Rachel: (she looks at the cake) Oh my God! Look what... you made it into a bunny. How did you do that?
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Ross: You know what? I know Chandler longer, so I always think of him as my best friend, but now... I may have to rethink some stuff...
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
MR A: Oh, that's all right, although you did cut into my busy day of sitting.
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Joey: Hey, so where are my parents gonna be?
Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
Rachel: (sees Will) Oh my God Monica, who is that?
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
Rachel: (shocked) Oh my God!
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
Joey: You are my Everest.
Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!!
Joey: Man, this is bad! And Ive had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one though. (Quoting) "Everything else in this production of Our Town was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was abysmal."
Joey: Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants!
Phoebe: Joey! Those are my maternity pants!
Joey: No just, nobody press on my stomach.
Chandler: Oh my God!
Phoebe: (louder) My chest hurts! Oh, and now I-I cant breathe.
Rachel: Really?! Oh my God! Im successful!
Joey: Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women. And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know? Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...
Joey: My little sister Dina!
Phoebe: Oh. Okay, well I-I was kinda hoping that I would just be alone yknow to think about my mom and her suicide.
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
Rachel: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Mon? Im gonna check my messages.
Rachel: Oh my God, who is it?! (Phoebe rolls her eyes.)
Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, youre not married to anymore of us are ya?
Trudie Styler: Oh no, I know that wouldnt work. My husbands in concert.
Phoebe: Oh good! Then youre in luck! Bens not my son!
Joey: It's my house-warming present for Monica and Chandler.
Rachel: Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
Joey: (entering, with his grandmother) Hey everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother!
Phoebe: Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Dina: Oh my God! Bobby!
Ross: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!
Ross: (covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
Rachel: Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I cant! I cant! I cant! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just cant. Its just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I cant do it! I cant do it.
Monica: (gets up and gasps) Oh my God! Rachel!! (Rachel is stunned to see that her long lost friend is still fat.) (Monica goes over and gives Rachel a big bear hug, which is quite easy for her.) You look terrific!
Phoebe: Oh my God.
Joey: (running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger.
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Ross: A ferry? My baby is going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are?!
Joey: Yeah, I gotta, I gotta go to my room too.
Joey: Youre my friend!
Monica: Oh my God!
Chandler: Bravo Dennis thanks for pleasing my mother so.
CHANDLER: Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Rachel: No, we decided that I would go ahead and set up first, and then my mom would bring Emma to Paris on Sunday.
Joey: You went through my personal property?
Chandler: That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!
Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!!
Rachel: Yeah, actually thats my roommates.
Rachel: Ohh, Lilies. Joey, theyre my favorite. Thank you.
Rachel: Oh my God. And that works?!
Joey: Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.
Rachel: No one! They are my friends, I wouldnt punch any of them.
Rachel: Oh my God!
Joey: Morning! Hey, hows my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?! (Pats C.H.E.E.S.E. on the head.)
Joey: Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!
Monica: It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.
Monica: Oh my God Phoebe, youre on fire!
Chandler: I hear ya. (Pause) But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!
Chandler: Oh my God, whats up?!
Joey: Oh my God!
Chandler: Oh my God.
Joey: Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my arm.
Monica: All right fine. Fine, Ill do it. Ive just got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him pull my finger.
Joey: Oh my God. You do?
Joey: I know. I know. And shes not only my friend; shes my pregnant friend! Shes my pregnant friend whos Ross ex!
Melissa: (Gasps when she notices Rachel) Oh my God! Ray-ray Green?! (Screams)
Phoebe: Well, I left my guitar here again.
Gavin: Well I don't mind, I'll cancel. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. (leaves)
Joey: Oh my, oh my God!
Chandler: Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it?
Ross: (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)
Rachel: I-I forgot my underwear. (Ross lets her go.)
VAN DAMME: Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt.
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Rachel: Hide my rings.
Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that Im not allowed to charge for.