words in movies
Rachel: Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!
Rachel: Mindy, my maid of. Oh!
Ross: Well, I think it's perfect. Y'know, it's just gonna be the two of us, she spent all day taking care of my monkey...
Chandler: I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.
Monica: Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
Monica: He- he pooped in my shoe.
Rachel: Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna kill me!
Monica: Okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone. Spray Lysol in my shoe, and wait for Ross to kill you.
Ross: No, y'know what, I guess it's partially my fault. Y'know, I shouldn't've, uh, asked you to start off with a monkey. I should've started you off with like a pen or a pencil.
Ross: My uncle Marcel.
Phoebe: Oh my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
Luisa: Oh my God, you are! And you're Rachel Green!
Rachel: Luisa? Oh my God! Monica! It's Luisa!
Phoebe: Something just brushed up against my right leg!
Phoebe: Oh, it's okay, it was just my left leg.
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.
Ross: Gimme back my monkey.
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey. That's Patti, Patti the monkey.
Ross: Okay, gimme my monkey back.
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey.
Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.
Ross: Alright, I want my monkey.
Rachel: Alright. In high school I was the prom queen and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! But if you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! Take it!
Rachel: Alright. Well then how about I call your supervisor, and I tell her that you shot my friend in the ass with a dart?
Rachel: Oh, Ross, c'mon. It's my fault, I almost lost your...
Monica: Well, high school was not my favourite time.
Phoebe: Oh. Oooh! Ooh! Ooh! (She stands up and starts to dance around) Ooh! My butt cheek is waking up! Oooh! Ooh!
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Ross: (To Chandler) You dont think its a little crazy that you get all my points just cause you
Frank Sr.: All right. Well, y'know in my defense I was a lousy father.
Joey: Oh my God! Youre pregnant!
Chandler: Wow that was my scariest voice! Youre very brave.
Rachel: Oh my God! You really are freakishly strong!
Mrs. Geller: (Looking around at the chapel.) Oh my God! Its like a fairyland.
Ross: Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.
Phoebe: All right, well, I just can't think about that right now. I just wanna say good-bye to my Grandma.
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
Joey: Oh! Wait-wait! (Reaches inside the shower.) Is it my bologna sandwich?
Chandler: Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.
ESTL: Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
Joey: What if I smack my head on the concrete?
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.
Phoebe: My roommate.
Rachel: Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!
Ross: Oh my God! Of course, of course. (To the class.) Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment? Umm, do you know each others hometowns? Why dont you (Motions that they should learn everyones hometown.) (To Phoebe) Wh-whats going on?
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Chandler: Oh Im sorry, youre kicking me out of my own living room?
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
Joey: I just have to call my agent and tell her I cant do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)
Ross: (in his British accent) Im sorry, Ive got plans with my sister.
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
MONICA: I'm gonna set them to my time.
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
Phoebe: Oh, okay! (reading) "Would I go back to Allesandros? Sure, but Id have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head." (to Monica) Wow! You really laid into this place.
Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Casting Director #1: Oh my God!!
Phoebe: Listen to this! My reading was wrong, Im not going die!
Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
Joey: All right, my New Year's resolution is to learn how to play the guitar.
Ross: No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?
Monica: Thats okay, this is more important than fruit (pause) (angrily) on my ceiling! You broke up?!
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
Joey: Really? Thats great! You and my sister, sittin in a tree.
Doug: Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!
Joey: No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
Phoebe: No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.
Phoebe: All right I I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.
Phoebe: Maybe you could be my roommate!
Phoebe: Well, if you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you.
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
Rachel: Yeah, no, I don't-I don't put things in my eye.
The Porsche Owner: Hey! Thats my car.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Rachel: Its not funny, this is actually my job.
Joey: Yeah, but its my wax.
Phoebe: Yeah, she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly. Shes avoiding me, she doesnt want to tell me where my Father is. She knows, and she wont tell me.
Chandler: I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair?
Monica: Oh my God.
Monica: But my apartment!
Joey: Well, I'm doing this telethon thing on TV and my agent got me a job as co-host!
Monica: This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is.
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Phoebe: Oh yknow whats sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.
Judge: You need to get out of my chambers.
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
Phoebe: And also, my birthday.
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Monica: Okay! (To Rachel) Oh my God, thank you!!
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom) Okay. Heres a question you never have to ask. My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces.
Ross: Well, Id love to! Here, you wait right here and Ill go get the projector and my notes!
JOEY: Well, you know that guy that's on my show that's in a coma? He's havin' a brunch.
Monica: "Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"
Joey: Nah, not my game.
Danny: Oh, damn! I got it on my pants.
Monica: Well, maybe youre rightShe made fun of my phone pen!
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
Chandler: Okay, bye! (To the gang.) Oh my God!!
Monica: Kinda. (She hugs Phoebe and looks out the window. She moves closer to it to get a better look.) Oh my God!
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
PHOEBE: Happy Christmas Eve Eve. [sees Ross's picture frame] Oh my God, where did you get this?
Phoebe: Its mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know... Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it... later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "yeah, right, well what else is new?"
Monica: Okay, all right, how's this? 27. Italian-American guy. He's an actor, born in Queens. Wow, big family, seven sisters, and he's the only....boy. (they all turn and look at Joey) Oh my God, under personal comments: 'New York Knicks, rule!'
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Chandler: I got a good one, I got a good one! I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.
Chandler: Well, Joeys my best friend.
Mr. Geller: What? Dr. Wilson's an artist! He removed my mole cluster. Wanna see? (He starts to show her as the doorbell rings.)
Joey: Oh my God, Im sorry, Im being so rude. (Turns to Rachel.) Rachel, would like a soda or something? Because Chandler would run right out and get it.
Monica: (To Chandler) You are going to make a joke about my special present! Why would you do that?!
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
Chandler: Interesting, cause in my dreams, I'm allways surprisingly inadequate. (Monica pats him on his lap)
Joey: My Giant? I love that movie!
MONICA: Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand? All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard. Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard! Oh, Ross! Let go of my hand!
Ross: Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!
Chandler: (pretending) Oh my God! You-almost-gave-me-a-heart-attack.
Phoebe: Okay, well I think that they're in my purse. Why don't you go get dressed and I'll look for them.
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Joey: You may not kiss the bride. So, I guess by the powers vested in my by the state of New York and the Internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh wait! Do you take each other?