words in movies
Joey: Look, were not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!
Chip: (on machine) Good runnin into you at the bank today, so ah, heres my number, 555-9323. Give me a call. Later.
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, its Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.
Phoebe: Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?
Phoebe: Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you! (goes over and picks up the cat) Come on. Crazy. (looks into the cats eyes) Oh my God.
Phoebe: I just, I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my Mother.
Phoebe: No, no-no, she was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself.
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Rachel: (stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!
Chandler: Youll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.
Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.
Phoebe: So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.
Joey: This is the unit for you my friend. Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments, some big enough to fit a grown man.
Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldnt, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.
Monica: Oh my God! You still have the Chipper!
Chandler: OH MY GOD!!!
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! What happened?
Phoebe: Okay, then you dont know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Im wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Kim: Listen to me. If you think sleeping with Ralph is going to get you my job. You are sadly mistaken.
All: You're kidding. Oh my God.
Monica: They love my candy? Oh man!!! Ive gotta go make more!! (Starts to do so.)
Chandler: Theyre not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being way over protective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw me into a pile of broken glass!
Rachel: Yeah, y'know I-I think I'm just gonna hang out in my room.
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Chandler: Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesnt try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.
Monica: Oh my God! Have you lost your mind?
Chandler: (sarcastically) Oh, I left them on my bulldozer... I don't have tools!
Monica: Okay, I'd like to know how much the room was because I'd like to pay my half.
Rachel: Oh my God! Thats so great! Im so happy for you guys!
Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?
Monica: Oh my God! Kyle Lowder!
Ross: Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?
Ross: It was my first time.
Monica: Oh myThis is so embarrassing. Oh my God, Im never gonna get massaged again!
Ross: Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?
Rachel: Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
Ross: I have to talk to her about this groomsman situation, ok? I'm not gonna watch Chandler up there while I'm sitting in the seats like some chump! (he goes to Rachel's room, knocks the door and enters the room). (very fake gasp) Oh! My God! You're breathtaking!
Chandler: Without my toe?! I need my toe!
Monica: Wait! Oh my God! I cant get out!
Joey: Noo! I can't take any more secrets! (To Rachel) I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!
Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.
Chandler: Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!
Receptionist: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!
MONICA: Yeah. It's my dad's birthday, I decided to give him a stroke.
Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats cant sleep.
Rachel: Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just cant pretend that didnt happen can I?
Ross: Yeah, I'm gonna stay and read my book. I just wanna be alone right now.
Ross: Emily? Emily! Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Emily! (He picks up a lamp and hands it to Chandler, for no reason.) It's Emily everyone! Shush-shush-shhst! (to Emily) Hi!
Ross: Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
Joey: Oh my god.
Ross: (sets out a bunch of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) Im an idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and Id be out and shed, shed see some beautiful woman, and, and shed be Ross y'know look at her, and Id think, God, my wife is cool!
Monica: Oh my god.
Monica: Oh my god, what were you thinking?
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
Ross: Yeah, oh and Sarah... I'd like to introduce you to my colleague, uh, Professor Wheeler, a-and this is Joey Tribbiani.
Chandler: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
Chandler: So what do you think? I want that guys genes for my kid! Those eyes, those cheeckbones!
Rachel: But I haven't used my card in weeks!
Phoebe: Oh, theres a cab! Taxi!! (The cab stops and she opens the door.) Good timing, my God, huh? Here you go. (Pushes Rachel in and closes the door.)
Mr Zelner: This may surprise you, but re-hiring fired employees, is not my main job.
Ross: Oh my God, oh- is today the twentieth, October twentieth?
Ross: Im not proving anything. Okay, Im done listening to you. If I hadnt let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never wouldve put my fist through the wall!
Rachel: I didnt have to, because I was wearing my I heart Ross sandwich board and ringing my bell.
Aurora: My husband.
All: Oh my God! Whoah!
Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God.
Joey: What's it sound like? It's a guy with my identical hands! It was incredible! Chandler, the dealer's hands were exactly like me! It-it was like looking at my hands in a mirror!
David: (annoyed) Ok, would you care for my seat as well?
Monica: (crying) This is my favorite part.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Phoebe: - and there's five hundred extra dollars in my account.
Joey: My mom will.
Rachel: Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door
Rachel: Oh, in my head he's done some pretty "not-gay-stuff"!
Monica: My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?
Ross: That's my sister.
Chandler: Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Chandler: Why are you wearing my apron?
Monica: Oh my God! I love him!
Monica: My surprise party!
Janice: Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.
Monica: Oh my God. Richard? (turns around) Hi!
Richard: Is that my ass? (Hes looking at Joeys.)
Chandler: Shes moving on! Okay, if its not this guy, its gonna be somebody else! And unless youre thinking about subletting my peep hole, you are going to have to get used to the fact that the relationship is over! Okay, man? Its over.
Monica: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't...(Everyone looks at her), but this is about your horrible mistake.
Joshua: Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I got away with two things. This suit and what turned out to be a skirt.
Ross: Here's my retainer!
Ross: Oh my God..
Rachel: Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!
Monica: I'm going into business people. I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard. I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? Jam. (sees Joey trying some jam from the pot) Oh Joey don't! It's way to hot. (Joey realizes this and spits what he had in his mouth back into the pot.)
Chandler: Apparently my sperm have low motility and you have an inhospitable environment.
Rachel: Yeah! Ive been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.
Monica: Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!
Monica: My God! Chandler, we said be 'aloof' not 'a doof'.
Ross: Why? Why? I know it's a little weird, but hey, he's a great doctor, okay? He knows my medical history, and every time I go in there, he makes a big deal. 'Ah look, it's my favorite patient!'
Rachel: (To Joey) I cant believe that you yelled at my boss! Im-Im gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!
Monica: Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.
Chandler: Yknow what the worse part was? I got to see what my life would be like without you. It was like Its a Wonderful Life with lap dances. Please promise that you will never leave me, that we will grow old together, and be with each other for the rest of our lives.
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Rachel: No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop.
Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.
Rachel: Oh my god.
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
Rachel: Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.
Rachel: Oh, yknow I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I(Chandler puts a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God, this is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over to look at the label on the box.)
Dr. Green: So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!
CHAN: Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.
Chandler: Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.
Rachel: Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
Charlie: Actually.. It's stuff you left at my apartment.
Rachel: (voice wavers) Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?
Chandler: (giggles) My friends name is Joey.
Joey: Listen, I know you're new, but it's kinda understood that everything from Young Men's to the escalator is my territory.
Ross: Right, they are scary. (He jumps up, screaming) Ahh, she just ate a treat out of my hand!!!
Ross: Really?! So what would you say Pheebs? Stuff like uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?"