words in movies
Joey: Look, were not throwing it out! I built this thing with my own hands!
Chip: (on machine) Good runnin into you at the bank today, so ah, heres my number, 555-9323. Give me a call. Later.
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
Rachel: (on phone) Chip! Hi, its Rachel. (listens) Rachel Green. Yeah, umm, you left me a message. (listens) Yes you did, my roommate wrote it down. (listens) Monica Geller. (listens) Ohh.
Phoebe: Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?
Phoebe: Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you! (goes over and picks up the cat) Come on. Crazy. (looks into the cats eyes) Oh my God.
Phoebe: I just, I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my Mother.
Phoebe: No, no-no, she was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself.
Phoebe: No Dr. Skeptismo! Im sure. First of all, okay, theres the feeling. (Chandler shrugs) Okay, and for another, how about the fact that she went into my guitar case which is lined with orange felt. (Rachel nods her head in unsure agreement) My Mothers favourite fish is Orange Roughy... (Joey thinks he understands, but then nods that he has no clue.) Cats....like....fish! (Ross and Rachel are totally lost) (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. (Rachel covers her mouth, in an Oh my God. gesture) Oh, I havent seen this smile in 17 years!
Rachel: (stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!
Chandler: Youll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.
Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. (hold up the other hand) Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat. (gets up) Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.
Phoebe: So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.
Joey: This is the unit for you my friend. Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments, some big enough to fit a grown man.
Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldnt, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.
Monica: Oh my God! You still have the Chipper!
Chandler: OH MY GOD!!!
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! What happened?
Phoebe: Okay, then you dont know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother. Even if Im wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friends mother.
Phoebe: I know, it's tough. You know what the first thing I did after my mother's funeral was?
Ross: Oh my God.
Joey: What are you talkin about? I never left you! Youve always been my agent!
Rachel: Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?
Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.
Rachel: What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
Phoebe: Okay, my turn. My turn. (Joey hands her to Phoebe.) Oh! Youre so cute! Oh, I could squeeze your little head! (Pause) I wont.
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
Monica: Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.
Joey: What!? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda!
Chandler: (banging on the bottle again) Okay, okay, a little announcement, I just want everyone to know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, (to the stripper) so is the position of the bride.
Charlie: Oh my God, this is so cool!
Phoebe: Oh that's my grandma. (Joey holds the box away from him.) And thanks Joey she's having a really great time. (Joey is happy now.)
Phoebe: I dont know. I dont know. I cant lie to him again. Oh no Ino! Im just gonna press my breasts up against him.
Joey: Ah. All right. But my French was good?
Chandler: Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin out the Chan-Chan man!
Monica: You were my Midnight Mystery Kisser?
Rachel: Oh my God! That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else.
(Rachel mimes and mouths to mr Campbell "That is my boss", pointing to mr Zellner)
(Rachel now silently whispers "That's my boss".)
Clerk: Get out of my line.
Joey: Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! (Checks his pants.) Yeah, my pants are a little loose!
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Mackenzie: (sighs) I hate my parents.
Mackenzie: My parents say I'm gonna make new friends.
Joey: What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends.
Man: You still don't know my name, do you?
Amy: Oh! He's ok. Do you remember my old boyfriend Mark?
Rachel: (very excited) Oh my God!
Ross: This is the single greatest day of my professional career. Gunther, six glasses!
Joey: What? I get my own room?
Mike: Why don't you tell her my name?
Joey: No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!
Phoebe: Oh, my friend Sarah had a great time last night.
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh yeah. There is a plan! Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now?
Chandler: It's seven years ago. (he looks surprised) My time machine works!
Joey: Oh, yeah, sure, easy for you, you're young. Me, I'm set in my ways.
Monica: Hey, did you get the turkey bast-Oh my God! Oh my God! (She sees someone is stuck in the turkey.) Who is that?
MR. GREENE: I'm getting my cigarettes out of my jacket.
Chandler: Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this... I'm very very aware of my tongue...
Joey: (in agony) aaw-ahhh-aaahhh STOP! STOP! I'm worried about damaging my head.
Ross: Okay, hey, that's okay with me. Two down and I have exactly twelve minutes.... Wha, my watch stopped. My watch. (shows Chandler) Okay, see, the, the dinosaur tail isn't going around any more. (grabs Chandler's watch) What time is it? It's 7:33, I have seven minutes. I have seven minutes!!
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe! I mean Im justWait a minute. If Im your maid of honor that means you are Monicas.
Janice: Oh my God!
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Janice: Oh... my...
Phoebe: Thanks a lot! I just got that jerk out of my mind!
Joey: Well, with Dr. Drake they always tell me what to say. And with Joey, I pretty much have to make it up on my own.
Monica: Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these (she holds the furry handcuffs) on my pillow.
Ross: Are you kidding? Oh my God...
Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?! WhatWhy wouldnt you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?! (Frannies husband walks up.) Stuart!
Eric: Cause the sweats getting in my eyes and its burning.
Rachel: No, come on, I'm totally ok. (hugging him) I don't need you to come! I can totally handle this on my own.
Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.
Monica: Oh my God!
Chandler: Oh my God!
Chandler: You obviously haven't tasted my Palmolive potatoes!
Monica: Oh my God!
Mischa: (to Monica) And the vet said it was time. And so from half a world away, while my Mother held the phone to his ear, I said good bye to my dog,. In seven languages.
Chandler: Oh my God!
Rachel: Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!
Ross: Oh my God!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Im sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Yknow, she did try to use sex as a weapon! Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Max: Tell her, David. 'I don't wanna go to Minsk and work with Lifson and Yamaguchi and Flench, on nonononononono. I wanna stay here and make out with my girlfriend!!' (Storms out)
Dana: Apparently Howies editing now. Yeah, he-he-he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. Can you believe that?! Yknow I-I-I havent spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor!
Joey: Oh my God. You and Rachel?
Rachel: Wha... My resumé? I wouldn't... I wouldn't call my online dating profile a resumé.
Monica: (angrily) That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!! (Rachel looks over at Phoebe in resignation.) Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses!
Monica: (To Erica) Oh my God, he's beautiful. Thank you so much.
Erica: Twins actually run in my family.
Joey: Oh my God! What did you say?
Rachel: Hi! So I just dropped Emma off at my mom's.
Ross: Oh my God!
Erica: Oh my God, that's just like my name!
Monica: Oh my God Rach. Bean bag chairs.
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Ross: Oh my God! You did that yourself?
Rachel: Oh my God!
Ross: Oh my God!
Ross: Oh my God!
Rachel: Hi! Oh my gosh!
Ross: Oh my God.
Rachel: Oh my gosh. Wow, so beautiful.
Phoebe: Oh yeah? Well, tell me which one, and I'll try slip it in my coat.
Ross: My coat...
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, Im going to take her to an amazing Valentines dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks Im the best boyfriend in the world, then Im going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.
Ross: Oh my God, Phoebe, slow down!
Joey: You stepped on my egg roll?
Joey: Oh my God!
Rachel: Im sorry, as I was saying the store number is wrong, and Im sorry but thats... (notices a fire that Rosss candle has started) Oh my God!!
Joey: Look, Rach, Rach! I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the way Ross felt about you.
Ross: Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
Chandler: It still wouldnt be clean. (Rachel makes an Eww, disgusting! face) All I want is my freedom.
Monica: Alright. My job here is done.
Rachel: Oh my God.
Rachel: Oh my God... What.. What are you guys doing here?
Monica: Mm-mh. I printed them out on my computer.
Chandler: That sounds like my first bike. (They all turn and look at him.) My dad gave me his old one.
Ross: Oh my God!
Ross: No! No! Oh my God. Did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?