words in movies
Chandler: Well, its because I trust you, youre one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Rachel: My God, Im sorry! Im sorry! I didnt mean to do that! I wouldnt do that!
Chandler: (choking up) Oh my God thats it, thats the ring! How much is it?
Chandler: Uh, credit card. (Reaches for it then realizes) Oh no! No-no, but I left my credit card with Joey. (To Phoebe) Okay, Ill go get it. You guard the ring.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God!!
Rachel: Like a little girl. I know. I know. I know. This is all my fault; I wanted him to open up. But God, I didnt know that I was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, moist monster!
Phoebe: Okay. Then, take the tiara back and let me hold the musket again. (He hands it to her and Phoebe poses in front of one of those small mirrors.) Somethings missing. Its not Okay oh, let me see the ring my friend picked out.
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)
Paul: No! No! Its just that, my dad never did. I miss my dad.
Chandler: Well, you can see my dad in Vegas kissing other dads.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Chandler: Do you have my credit card?
Joey: Yes, its in my In in my pocket. (Paul hasnt dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!
Phoebe: Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. Its over!
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
Customer: Do you know who at my office?
Chandler: No-no! This is my fiancee (Phoebe) and her heart was set on that ring. You dont want to break her heart now do you?
Phoebe: Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring. See, if Im not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity
Joey: Oh my God!!
Chandler: Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait til uh, it was official yknow? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because youre my best friends.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh Chandler!! (Hugs him.) You guys are gonna be so happy!
Ross: Hey, you wet my pants!
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
Rachel: (softly) Oh my God.
Janice: Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.
Gary: Yeah, you can't eat that in my car.
Monica: Uh-huh, but I'm sure you can handle this. I mean, I have won awards for my organizational skills, but, uh, I'm sure you'll do fine.
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?
The Lurker: I won! That was my quarter!
Gary: This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.
Monica: Oh my God! I love that!
Chandler: Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!
Chandler: Oh my God!
Phoebe: I cant. I cant. She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was Okay, bye Pheebs gone. Y'know what the saddest part is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun Ive ever had in like all my lives.
Phoebe: Oh my God! May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands! They're identical! Now, I've never seen anything like that in the business world.
Chandler and Phoebe: ...in you, my endless (Phoebe goes high pitched, Chandler goes low pitched) love. (they both look at each other.) My endless love. (once again they dont match tones, and they just look at each other)
Phoebe: Oh my God!Eh! Well
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Monica: Boy, I love carrots! Oh! (She picks up a bunch of them and holds them between her fingers.) Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you. (She is rubbing her hip with the carrots.) Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife (She picks up a knife without putting the box down. She's holding the box between her cheek and shoulder) and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, (Pause) my body. (She doesn't have any exposed skin within reach of the knife, so while holding the carrots in one hand and the box between her face and shoulder, she rubs the knife on her stomach.)
Monica: Shes my favorite character on DOOL.
Phoebe: What about my cab?
Monica: Which we are, and-and we already paid for it. Its My Giant!
Rachel: Oh my God.
Monica: Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?
Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)
Ross: You dont know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!
Rachel: Uh well, y'know what? I don't think if I feel comfortable stealing on my very first day
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
Monica: He took my snack!
Ross: Are you saying your kid eats soup better than my kid?
Phoebe: Well, I mean, Im not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.
Phoebe: Richard Simmons?! Oh my God!
Joey: (he goes out calling her) Don't move! Don't go! I need you! My audition is tomorrow! Shah blue blah! Me lah peeh! Ombrah! (he gives up). Pooh.
Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?
Rachel: (going through the mail) Oh look! A letter from my mom.
Rachel: All right, would-would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, its justAnd I know hes my assistant and I cant date himbut it just bothers me, all right?!
Ross: (To Chandler) You dont think its a little crazy that you get all my points just cause you
Frank Sr.: All right. Well, y'know in my defense I was a lousy father.
Joey: Oh my God! Youre pregnant!
Chandler: Wow that was my scariest voice! Youre very brave.
Rachel: Oh my God! You really are freakishly strong!
Mrs. Geller: (Looking around at the chapel.) Oh my God! Its like a fairyland.
Ross: Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.
Phoebe: All right, well, I just can't think about that right now. I just wanna say good-bye to my Grandma.
Monica: All right, Ill take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and thats it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross) Remember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all?
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
Joey: Oh! Wait-wait! (Reaches inside the shower.) Is it my bologna sandwich?
Chandler: Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.
ESTL: Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
Joey: What if I smack my head on the concrete?
Rachel: (turns around) Mark? Oh my God! (puts the box on the chair and they hug each other)
"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.
Phoebe: My roommate.
Rachel: Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!
Ross: Oh my God! Of course, of course. (To the class.) Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment? Umm, do you know each others hometowns? Why dont you (Motions that they should learn everyones hometown.) (To Phoebe) Wh-whats going on?
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Chandler: Oh Im sorry, youre kicking me out of my own living room?
Frannie: Oh, I hate you, I'm pushing my Aunt Roz through Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! So? Who?
Chandler: Because we don't do that. We are Bings! And if there's one thing my father taught me was... well to always knock before going into the pool house... but the other thing was never borrow money.
Phoebe: (to her date) Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music. (points to the stage)
Joey: I just have to call my agent and tell her I cant do the part. (Gets up for the phone.)
Ross: (in his British accent) Im sorry, Ive got plans with my sister.
Ross: Actually that-thats not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No. 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Yknow, ugh, nevermind, my girlfriends a lesbian. (Leaves.)
Kathy: Oh, wow. I cant believe youre throwing that in my face.
MONICA: I'm gonna set them to my time.
Joshua: Yeah, it was my first date since the uh, since the divorce.
Phoebe: Oh, okay! (reading) "Would I go back to Allesandros? Sure, but Id have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head." (to Monica) Wow! You really laid into this place.
Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Casting Director #1: Oh my God!!
Phoebe: Listen to this! My reading was wrong, Im not going die!
Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
Joey: All right, my New Year's resolution is to learn how to play the guitar.
Ross: No, I can't. I have back-to-back classes. Did Molly say what she had? Because my throat's been hurting?
Monica: Thats okay, this is more important than fruit (pause) (angrily) on my ceiling! You broke up?!
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
Joey: Uhh, my stunt double. Yeah, and y'know, he's getting a little too familiar for my tastes.
Joey: Really? Thats great! You and my sister, sittin in a tree.
Doug: Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!
Joey: No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
Phoebe: No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back.
Phoebe: All right I I gotta call my mom and ask her a left handed cooking question.
Phoebe: Maybe you could be my roommate!
Phoebe: Well, if you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you.
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
Rachel: Yeah, no, I don't-I don't put things in my eye.
The Porsche Owner: Hey! Thats my car.
Chandler: Oh-aw my God! Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We're too good! We owe it, to sex!
Rachel: Its not funny, this is actually my job.
Joey: Yeah, but its my wax.
Phoebe: Yeah, she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly. Shes avoiding me, she doesnt want to tell me where my Father is. She knows, and she wont tell me.
Chandler: I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair?
Monica: Oh my God.
Monica: But my apartment!
Joey: Well, I'm doing this telethon thing on TV and my agent got me a job as co-host!
Monica: This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is.
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Phoebe: Oh yknow whats sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.
Judge: You need to get out of my chambers.