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Phoebe: My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did.
Ross: But hey, its not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together.
Monica: Yknow, I never saw that.
Rachel: Yeah-yeah, we never had that,
Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!
ROSS: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel give him your earrings. Something, now, anything. MONICA: No, I will not cave. RACHEL: Yeah, I'm with Mon. ROSS: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. [approaches Mr. Treeger] Mr. Treeger, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas. [Gives him the cash.]
Joey: Yeah. No-no I-I know I might not win, but its just Ive never even been nominated before! I want it so much.
Phoebe: Well, hes never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars a week!
Joey: Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin ice cream.
Mrs. Bing: Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon therell be lots of little Bings. (He freaks out and loosens the tie again.)
Ross: I always knew I was havin a baby, I just never realised the baby was having me.
Dr. Green: Ill never understand you lesbians. (To Rachel) So baby, tell me what is new with you.
Rachel: Oh umm, y'know I lent it to Joey and I never actually got it back.
Joey: No! Never! Never! (Pause, then Joey wants to shake Rosss hand.) Bye.
Soothing male voice: ..a sound Mom and Dad never forget. For this after all, is the miracle of birth.
Monica: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out!
Monica: I never stop thinking about it.
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Monica: When it's your assistant, I would say never.
Ross: Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."
CHANDLER: What if I never find someone? Or worse, what if I've found her, but I dumped her because she pronounced it "supposably"?
Susan: Oh yeah, Im so excited, Ive never been there.
Tag: Im telling you, you never gave them to me.
Ross: Because! Because, it-it-its Itd be like you having this guitar (Points to hers) and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar wants to be played! And-and this bike wants to be ridden and-and if you dont ride it you-youre-youre killing its spirit! (Pause) The bike is dying.
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, like you never called!
Phoebe: Well, I never knew mine. Do you remember what it is?
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
Ross: Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean Ive been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a studentI mean I notnot it! I mean, I mean I dontWe havent done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, weve-weve-weve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a jokelighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.
Joey: They sent me todays script! They never send the script!
Ross: No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I-I mean I don't know Howard.
Monica: Were never gonna find anybody.
MR. GELLER: I tell you, I've never seen him this happy.
Phoebe: Its so weird, I have never been fired from anything before!
CHANDLER: Hey, no, I've never been lower or wetter. I'll be fine. I'll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin', you know, put the foosball table in there.
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Phoebe: I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.
Chandler: And the world will never know.
Chandler: Because, I-I shouldve called! Yknow if I had just called her after our big, stupid fight, she never wouldve gone out with Nick, and they wouldve ended up in bed together. I threw her at his man nipples!
Rachel: I mean he was possessive, he was jealous, he could never just let the little things go!
Chandler: So I really never get to win anymore?
Mr. Geller: What?! Ive never seen one before!
Rachel: Umm Im never gonna getting married!
Phoebe: What?! Well he never said that to me!
Ross: (running into the hall, in slow motion) You'll never get me, Joe!!! (he then pretends that he gets shot repeatedly and falls back against Joey and Chandler's door, dead.)
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Chandler: Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, hell never be President. Theres never gonna be a President Joey.
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
Mike: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.
Joey: Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.
Ross: Ive never walked down the aisle knowing it cant end in divorce.
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Phoebe: (checks) I never get calls!! (Answers the phone) Hello?
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Rachel: Well thatyknow its just uh, Ive never done that before. Me and him alone.
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
Rachel: I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
Ross: yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.
Joey: This conversation never happened!
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!
Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
Rachel: You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
Joey: Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.
Ross: (on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know. (Carol and Susan laugh)
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Phoebe: Never mind. But it was going to be really good.
Rachel: Oh, its so sad they never had a chance to meet.
Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore wed never tell!
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Rachel: I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.
Monica: Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why dont we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
Joey: No! No... and, for the record, I've also never given her a frosting from a can!
Joey: Dont worry, Tribbianis never get full.
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Phoebe: you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious.
Rachel: God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Rachel: Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.
Chandler: People whove never ever been to Paris.
Rachel: No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasnt working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.
Phoebe: Oh no, Rach, no no, you know youre never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
Phoebe: I never had a bike of my own.
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Joey: (mumbling) Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.
Rachel: So you know, I I handed in that marketing report and I never got to hear what you thought.