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Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Ross: (in his head) Wow! I have never had such a healthy break-up! She was such a grown-up about it! She didnt seem too immature for me! Did I just make a huge mistake?
Joey: Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. (They both squint at each other.) I never noticed that before.
Richard: Okay thats fine, Ill walk away. And Ill never bother you again, but only if you tell me Chandlers willing to give you everything I am.
Monica: Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?
Chandler: Well, never say never but yknow probably uh yeah, never.
Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
Phoebe: (checks) I never get calls!! (Answers the phone) Hello?
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Rachel: Well thatyknow its just uh, Ive never done that before. Me and him alone.
Rachel: I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
Ross: yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Joey: This conversation never happened!
Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
Phoebe: Never mind. But it was going to be really good.
Rachel: You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
Ross: (on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know. (Carol and Susan laugh)
Joey: Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Rachel: Oh, its so sad they never had a chance to meet.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Rachel: I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Monica: Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why dont we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?
Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore wed never tell!
Joey: No! No... and, for the record, I've also never given her a frosting from a can!
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Joey: Dont worry, Tribbianis never get full.
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Rachel: God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Rachel: No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasnt working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
Rachel: Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Phoebe: you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious.
Phoebe: Oh no, Rach, no no, you know youre never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
Chandler: So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Chandler: I would never lie to get someone into bed.
Chandler: People whove never ever been to Paris.
Phoebe: I never had a bike of my own.
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Rachel: So you know, I I handed in that marketing report and I never got to hear what you thought.
Joey: (mumbling) Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.
Joey: I'm sorry! (He stands up) This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my eyes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!
Joey: Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross.
Chandler: Yeah but they're right. I mean, I'm not a strong father figure and I never will be.
Phoebe: Ive never been more convinced of your love for her.
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
Mike: It's never gonna happen again right?
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say.
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Rachel: Don't look at me I never get his jokes.
Ross: Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.
Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.
Ross: I never gave it to you.
Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.
Mike: Trust me, I will never...
Ross: Never?
Chandler: I never want to leave you again!
Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)
Monica: Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.
Phoebe: Never.
Joey: (proud) I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
Rachel: (touched) You would do that? I never get picked!
Ross: (Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
Joey: So...I've never played that!
Monica: (depressed) Thats right. Im no longer a bride. Ill never be a bride again. Now, Im just someones wife!
Actress/Olivia: That kiss never happened.
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Joey: That... never happens...
The A.D: Yeah, we loves em. Ive never seen him with(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)
Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Ross: Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.
Joey: How does it feel knowing youre never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing youre gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death.
Ross: You've never said that in your life, have you?
Phoebe: Alice would never go for it, right?
Assistant: You've never turned?
Rachel: Oh no. I mean it. After what just happened, I�m never leaving her again.
Rachel: Yeah, and if doesn't work, then we'll be just one of those couples that never have sex.
Rachel: Ive never lived like this before.
Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.
ROSS: (pauses, then crunches up the note and stuffs it in his pocket.)� Never mind.
Phoebe: What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Monica: Rachel! Im never gonna think its okay for you to cheat on your husband!