words in movies
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
RACHEL: No, no, I mean, no, c'mon you guys, I mean, c'mon look it's only eleven thirty. Let's just talk, we never just hang out and talk anymore.
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Phoebe: Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason. (she leaves)
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Rachel: Well thatyknow its just uh, Ive never done that before. Me and him alone.
Rachel: I know, isn't he great? It's so nice to finally be in a fun relationship, y'know? There's nothing boring about him, and ah, I bet he's never set foot in a museum.
Ross: yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Joey: This conversation never happened!
Chandler: I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
Rachel: You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and youre-youre-youre rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybodys watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.
Phoebe: Never mind. But it was going to be really good.
Ross: (on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know. (Carol and Susan laugh)
Joey: Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Rachel: Oh, its so sad they never had a chance to meet.
Joey: I don't know whether it's just 'cause we're breakin' up or... what, but you have never looked so beautiful.
Monica: Okay, well, we have to get past this! Why dont we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed?
Rachel: I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore wed never tell!
Joey: No! No... and, for the record, I've also never given her a frosting from a can!
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
Rachel: God. (Sits down.) I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Joey: Dont worry, Tribbianis never get full.
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Chandler: So youre never actually going to pay me back?
Phoebe: I never had a bike of my own.
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Rachel: Well IThats never gonna happen with Ross.
Phoebe: Oh no, Rach, no no, you know youre never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
Rachel: Youre never leaving the apartment!
Joey: Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
Phoebe: you know maybe this is a wake up call, about your whole dating attitude. Your in your thirty's and you've never had a serious relationship and you have never been in a long term relationship, here you go from woman to woman, meaningless experience to meaningless experience never even worrying that it doesn't tern into anything serious.
Rachel: No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasnt working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.
Chandler: People whove never ever been to Paris.
Rachel: what, how do we know, we never slept with you.
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Chandler: So you never had sex with a Kennedy, have you?
Rachel: So you know, I I handed in that marketing report and I never got to hear what you thought.
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Joey: (mumbling) Never hit a woman. Never hit a woman.
Chandler: I would never lie to get someone into bed.
Phoebe: Ive never been more convinced of your love for her.
Joey: I'm sorry! (He stands up) This never happened to me before! I'm an expert at taking off bras! I can do it with one hand! I can do it with my eyes closed! One time I just looked at one, and it popped open! I blame your bra!
Joey: Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross.
Chandler: Yeah but they're right. I mean, I'm not a strong father figure and I never will be.
Mike: It's never gonna happen again right?
Rachel: Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before.
Phoebe: Right! Never! Never! I swear! (They kiss... The door opens and David comes in again.)
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Chandler: I never want to leave you again!
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say.
Ross: Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.
Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.
Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.
Ross: I never gave it to you.
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)
Monica: Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.
Mike: Trust me, I will never...
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
Phoebe: Never.
Rachel: (touched) You would do that? I never get picked!
Rachel: Don't look at me I never get his jokes.
Ross: Never?
Joey: (proud) I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?
Monica: (depressed) Thats right. Im no longer a bride. Ill never be a bride again. Now, Im just someones wife!
Joey: So...I've never played that!
Actress/Olivia: That kiss never happened.
Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Joey: That... never happens...
Ross: You've never said that in your life, have you?
Assistant: You've never turned?
Ross: (Excited) You're never going to guess who I just saw downstairs!
The A.D: Yeah, we loves em. Ive never seen him with(He gets a whiff of Joey and starts smelling around.)
Joey: How does it feel knowing youre never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing youre gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death.
Phoebe: Alice would never go for it, right?
Ross: Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.
Rachel: Oh no. I mean it. After what just happened, I�m never leaving her again.
Rachel: Phoebe, you were right. I should've never gone to London, and from now on you make all of my decisions for me.
Rachel: Yeah, and if doesn't work, then we'll be just one of those couples that never have sex.
Rachel: Ive never lived like this before.
Ross: Oh wow! I mean, wow! I mean, I-I-I think shes cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her, never!
Joey: What? You never said anything about an audition!
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
Phoebe: Ive never driven it! Okay? Not once! Okay once. Okay, I drive it all the time.
Phoebe: What? What are you just gonna walk up to her at the gate? Have you never chased anyone through the airport before?
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
CHANDLER:Well the package says you have to uh, constantly keep it moving. Stir and drink, stir and drink, never let it settle.
Monica: Rachel! Im never gonna think its okay for you to cheat on your husband!