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[This starts a series of flashbacks starting with Monica and Chandler forcing Joey to keep his new found knowledge of their secret relationship in Monicas bedroom in The One With All the Kips.]
Chandler: (on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
[Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Joey are reading Chandlers new vows.]
Ross: Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, cause thats not where you want to skimp.
Mr. Treeger: Anyway uh, Ill get moving on that new door.
Chandler: What else is new?
Phoebe: No, its New York magazine. Its an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?
Dedicated to the People of New York City
Monica: I'll get back to my new job.
Phoebe: Wait a second! So, whats new with you?
Ross: No. I... I wanted to be with you. I dont know, I feel like lately, I feel like youre slipping away from me, y'know. With this new job, and all these new people, and youve got this whole other life going on. I-I-I know its dumb, but I hate that Im not a part of it.
Chandler: You need new clothes.
(Ross angrily throws the kit into one of Monicas new boxes.)
Phoebe: Please, dont play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!
Chandler: I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the "new thing you do that day!" (Ross looks at him.) And it starts right now!
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Ross: I dont think charging new clothes too your dad qualifies as making it on your own.
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Student: Yeah, its the new building on Avenue A.
Joey: Yeah, I figure they'll love it at the new house, you know? It has that big backyard. And then, when they get old, they can go to that special farm that Chandler took the other chick and duck to.
DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.
Rachel: Hey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!
Joey: (sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. Im so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.
Chandler: Well, wait there's, there's more. See the contact paper is to go into your brand new drawer. (gives her a drawer) See, the drawer actually goes in my dresser.
Rachel: Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. (Rachel dials her phone and Phoebes bag starts to ring.) Oh, it does work! (Rachel grabs the phone and takes it out of Phoebes handbag.)
Phoebe: Yeah well, she certainly knew what she was doing New Years Eve 1997.
Monica: Uh Tim? This is Phoebe. Phoebe this is Tim, my new sous chef.
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their new purchases.]
Chandler: We have to leave for New York in an hour.
Phoebe: I have new respect for Chandler. All right everybody! Its time to open the presents!
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Rachel: New people.
Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
[Scene: Ross's new apartment, he is showing his boss, Dr. Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life.]
Monica: Ooh! But the band and the photographer are coming all the way in from New Jersey!
Chandler: And you're thinking of taking it? (Pause) So before you said being me with me was more important than any job, but I guess now it's old job, (Raises his hand) me, (Raises his hand) new job.
Mr. Heckles: I could be Chandlers new roommate.
Rachel: You need to learn some new slang.
CHANDLER: No, see, I'm trying this new screening thing. You know, I figure if I'm always answering the phone, people'll think I don't have a life. My god, Rodrigo never gets pinned.
Chandler: Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.) Congratulations on your wedding. (He grabs her, kisses her, Ross takes the picture, and they both run out.)
Joey: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
Sandy: That's great! (He gets emotional again and waves his hand in front of his face in a feminine way, like trying to dry his tears) I'm sorry. It's just... such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...
Casting Director #1: Hold it. Im sorry, the surprise is a new swing set, if you could play it a little less intense?
Chandler: Thanks. (they kiss) I'll see you New Year's Day.
Rachel: Or Ill give them to my new boyfriend, Joshua.
Chandler: Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.
Ken: I�m sorry, but isn�t your wife back in New York?
Phoebe: Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.
Mr. Treeger: Well Im gonna have to put on a new lock, theyll find out anyway.
Mike: Better think of a new name for him.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying on a pair of new boots as Chandler enters.]
Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
Michelle: This is your daughter? I can be your new mummy!
Rachel: (waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!
Rachel: Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.
Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. Im paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) Im going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.
Phoebe: No it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya!
Joey: No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.
Phoebe: (singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down)
Joey: Well, Id like to think there was something for everyone. Look, I know youre casting for this new show
Joey: (to the new Hugsy) You're not the same!
Chandler: New York.
Ross: There's something new in the bowl.
[Scene: Back in New York, Monica and Chandler in Central Perk on the couch]
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Chandler: Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! (Picks up a blue sweater.) Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.
Rachel: Oh! See just Im right back where I started! Aww, this sucks! Being alone, sucks! (She sits down heavily in one of the new chairs)
[Scene: The New York City Children's fund ]
Monica: Tell them I'm a chef in a big New York restaurant!
Phoebe: Umm, Wethering Heights. I'm taking a literature class at the New School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow.
Ross: Yes, she is this new professor of my department that I did not kiss.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Year's?
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group.]
Ross: Hey! I just spoke to your dad, and you know what? He seems to think well be able to find a new place for the wedding.
Chandler: Well, our names really are Monica and Chandler. We're from New York.
Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)
[Scene: The New York City Children's Fund building. Phoebe and Mike are entering.]
Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
Joey: Yeah, yeah, okay. Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown Im trying to win her over, so I was wondering if..
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
Joey: Oh well listen, anyway shes directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!
Chandler: (on phone) Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname? (Rachel is absolutely stunned, she opens her mouth in absolute amazement.)
ROSS: I'm gonna get a new band-aid. Hey, how 'bout the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?
Phoebe: Oh, okay. Hi new dad. (Chandler waves)
Mike: So, what's new?
Monica: I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.
Ross: Have you seen this? It's a new alumni website for college! It's cool! You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to.
Joey: (thinking) All right. Its a new day, and its just a crush, thats all! Just a little crush! All that worrying I was doing, that was crazy. Crazy! Like my friend here the bird would say, "it was cuckoo!" Everythings going to be fine. Its just a crush.
Charity guy: On behalf of the Children of New York, I reject your money.
Ross: That's great! So you're staying in New York!
Ross: Finally, factoring the profusion of new species recently discovered: Gigantosaurus, Argentinasaurus...
Rachel: And a crappy New Year.
Rachel: It really was. You've learned some new moves!
Dana: Apparently Howies editing now. Yeah, he-he-he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie. Can you believe that?! Yknow I-I-I havent spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor!
Monica: Uh oh yeah, she did. Uh, he did. (To Chandler) She? (To the waiter) Im-Im sorry Im new. I dont
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
[Scene: New York City Department of Correction, Monica is visiting Fake Monica.]
Phoebe: A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and thats what they gave me? (Looks up) When I get up there Im going to kick some ass.
JOEY: (emerging) Bedroom is clear, although you might need some new pillows.
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!