words in movies
[The gang is walking to a newsstand late at night. Joey is anxiously in the lead.]
FBOB: I needed to buy a hammer the other night, and I'm out walkin' around the neighborhood but apparently there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.
MNCA: See? They're as different as night and... later that night.
Doug: Oh well, give it time. So the divorce, the marriage, weve got a lot to celebrate. How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)
Jamie: No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... (shuddering at the memory) ..bringing swordfish. (Indicating the ladies bathroom) are you gonna go to the, um?
Ross: Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.
Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'
Monica: Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.
Chandler: Monica and I almost got married last night.
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Danny: Okay, (To Monica) hope I see you tomorrow night.
Judge: Would you like to spend the night in jail?
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Chandler: But then later that night
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night.]
Rachel: Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
Phoebe: Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?
Joey: Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now were like totally crazy about each other!
Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement Im going to announce that Im pregnant!
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Phoebe: Yeah, its totally meant to be. (To Monica) Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
CHANDLER: Well, we haven't exactly met, we just stayed up all night talking on the internet.
Chandler: Yeah all right. (They part.) Okay, good night guys.
Phoebe: What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.
Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.
Mike: I've missed you so much! No, I'm not gonna ask you to get back together because I know we want different things, but just to be with you one more night.
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
Joey: Oh well then, good night!
Ross: Im giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night, I think you should come.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its the middle of the night. Joey is walking into the living room, and runs into the entertainment centre.]
Ross: I mean after tomorrow night.
Monica: Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I feel in love with!
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Ross: (points) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Ross: Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Phoebe: Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. (Joey doesnt answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)
Rachel: I dont know. I know I dont work late tomorrow night.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Joey: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.
Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, Ill love you like I do in that black thing that you like.
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Chandler: Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!
Joey: Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)
Chandler: Okay, well tonights the big night.
Joey: Its the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!
Ross: Uh no-no, she-shes out for the night.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, night. Chandler and Joey are sharing the sofabed in the living room. Joey is restless.]
Richard: Well, it was great seeing you the other night.
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
Monica: No, just a Friday night.
Monica: Wait a minute. That wasnt a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Ross: Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!
Ross: Yknow of-officer I uh I had the weirdest dream last night
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Monica: Good, so do it Saturday night because were going to dinner with her and Clark.
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
Rachel: You cant just say, Nice to meet you, good night?
Monica: Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Ross: Cousin Frannies wedding, its tomorrow night.
Monica: Oh my God, shes not gonna like the chicken that night either is she?!
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Monica: Oh thanks. (Reading the bill) Champagne, strawberries Oh my God! I cant believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Kate: Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. Gnight.
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Phoebe: Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?
Chandler: The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
Ross: (imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry (He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Chandler: (sighs) Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Joey: Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!
Rachel: It was an amazing night.
Ross: It was. It was an amazing night.
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Rachel: Good night.
Ross: Right. Good night.
Phoebe: Please, dont play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!
Joey: Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...
Joey: Good night. (They both enter their rooms.)