words in movies
Joey: No-no, I cant! I cant! Not after the other night, its just its too weird, okay? Dont tell her Im here! (Turns to run to the bathroom and his bagel falls off the plate onto the floor.) Dont eat that! (Runs to the bathroom as Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Well, I havent seen him since that night that he told me how he yknow I dont know, I think hes avoiding me. Why is that bagel on the floor?
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
Jim: We have. Maybe well be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow night, say around 8 oclock?
Chandler: No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.
Chandler: (thinks for a second, then waves his arms, exclaiming:) AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT! (and runs out of the apartment)
Chandler: Oh-no, yknow with Gandolf wed be out all night!
Phoebe: Uh-hmm. Okay. Well then, could we reschedule? For say, Friday night perhaps at 8 oclock?
Joey: I dont get it! It was in my room all night! And if she didnt take it, and I didnt take it; and you (Chandler) didnt take it, then who did? (The duck quacks.) Shh! Were trying to think! (Ross and Chandler realise it at the same moment and stare at Joey, who doesnt get it. After a short pause, with the duck still quacking, Joey figures it out and starts pointing at the duck.)
Monica: Hi Amanda! Actually now... it’s... is not a good time. Dinner tomorrow night? (Phoebe mouths 'no') Ok, Phoebe and I will see you then!
Ross: Wait a minute! No! Im the nice one! Im the one who danced with the kids all night! How How small are your feet?! (They all look down.)
Ross: Yeah, I know, so what? I mean, whos-whos to say? Does that me we-we cant do it? Look, huh, I was with Carol for four years before we got married and I wound up divorced from a pregnant lesbian. I mean, this, this makes sense for us. Come on! I mean, on our first date we ended up spending the whole weekend in Vermont! I mean, last night I got my ear pierced! Me! This feels right. Doesnt it?
Mindy: Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's been acting really weird, and then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother.
Monica: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection..."
Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Joey: She's probably exhausted from all that adorable screaming she did last night.
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Monica: I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.
Ross: I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in (The duck quacks.) Actually, thanks!
RACHEL: OK, listen, I'm sorry about last night and I really want to make it up to you.
Chandler: You didnt get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
Joey: HEY! I never have an off night ok although sometimes when I'm a little bloated I don't feel very sexy BUT EVEN THEN I'M BETTER THEN MOST!
Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what Im saying is I shouldve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. Ive ah, Ive recently learned whats it like to be on your side of it, and Im sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and crosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, shes not home huh? (listens) Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.
JOEY: Have you been here all night?
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)
Phoebe: Look, he gave me his night vision goggles and everything.
Phoebe: Save it Red! Unless you wanna spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.
Mr. Geller: Well, it's your mother's bridge night so I thought that I would come into the city for a little Monicuddle. (hugs her) Since when did you start smoking cigars?
Rachel: Big night!
Chandler: Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game! (Pause) Last night!
Rachel: Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, late at night Monica is still examining her bill as Rachel emerges from her room.]
Rachel: What? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night?!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is walking into the living room having just gotten up in the middle of the night.]
Monica: Hello Dan! I'm really looking forward to Saturday night! Really, really!
Monica: So umm, when I was in the shower I was thinking about our first night in London
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Rachel: Thats your new job, day and night, she starts crying I need you here.
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey, you think, you can keep it another night? (She has a really teasing look on her face and keeps twirling Chandler's beard.)
Jamie: No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... (shuddering at the memory) ..bringing swordfish. (Indicating the ladies bathroom) are you gonna go to the, um?
Ross: Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.
Monica: Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.
Doug: Oh well, give it time. So the divorce, the marriage, weve got a lot to celebrate. How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?
Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as Laser Floyd was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! Thats when it occurred to me, the key to my success, the munchies. So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'
Chandler: Monica and I almost got married last night.
Judge: Would you like to spend the night in jail?
Danny: Okay, (To Monica) hope I see you tomorrow night.
Rachel: Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Phoebe: Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?
Chandler: But then later that night
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Ross are there, discussing what happened last night.]
Phoebe: What a beautiful night to be running around the street, looking for tickets. And the wind sure made it fun.
Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement Im going to announce that Im pregnant!
Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Phoebe: Yeah, its totally meant to be. (To Monica) Tell him who you originally wanted to hook up with that night.
CHANDLER: Well, we haven't exactly met, we just stayed up all night talking on the internet.
Joey: Oh, it was great! Yeah, I-I walked her home, and it was amazing how much we connected, y'know? Then ah, then she passed out, but then she woke up. Yeah? And we stayed up all night talking, and now were like totally crazy about each other!
MNCA: See? They're as different as night and... later that night.
[Cut to the roof, where Joey and Mr. Treeger are dancing happily to ^Night and Day^.]
Mike: I've missed you so much! No, I'm not gonna ask you to get back together because I know we want different things, but just to be with you one more night.
Chandler: Yeah all right. (They part.) Okay, good night guys.
Joey: Oh well then, good night!
Monica: Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I feel in love with!
Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
Ross: Im giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night, I think you should come.
Ross: I mean after tomorrow night.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its the middle of the night. Joey is walking into the living room, and runs into the entertainment centre.]
Phoebe: Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Ross: (points) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. (Joey doesnt answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)
Ross: Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Rachel: I dont know. I know I dont work late tomorrow night.
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Joey: Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Chandler: Okay, well tonights the big night.
Joey: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.
Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, Ill love you like I do in that black thing that you like.
Chandler: Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Joey: Its the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!
Richard: Well, it was great seeing you the other night.
Ross: Uh no-no, she-shes out for the night.
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, night. Chandler and Joey are sharing the sofabed in the living room. Joey is restless.]
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Monica: Wait a minute. That wasnt a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.
Monica: No, just a Friday night.
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Ross: Yknow of-officer I uh I had the weirdest dream last night
Ross: Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?