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Monica: Well, instead of being sad that tonight is my last night together with Rachel we thought wed go out to dinner and celebrate the fact that Rachel is moving in with Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
Rachel: No, no dont get mad because lookthis is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!
Chandler: Say, Joe, I had a strange idea of what we could do for our last night. What do you say we play a little uh, foosball for money?
Joey: This sucks man! The last night youre here and I lose the two most important things in my life, the foosball table and $500.
Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Monica: No, just a Friday night.
Ross: Yknow of-officer I uh I had the weirdest dream last night
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Ross: Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
Monica: Good, so do it Saturday night because were going to dinner with her and Clark.
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Monica: Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.
Rachel: You cant just say, Nice to meet you, good night?
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Ross: Cousin Frannies wedding, its tomorrow night.
Monica: Oh my God, shes not gonna like the chicken that night either is she?!
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
Kate: Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. Gnight.
Monica: Oh thanks. (Reading the bill) Champagne, strawberries Oh my God! I cant believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Phoebe: Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?
Chandler: The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Ross: (imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry (He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
Joey: Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!
Chandler: (sighs) Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Rachel: It was an amazing night.
Ross: It was. It was an amazing night.
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Rachel: Good night.
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Ross: Right. Good night.
Joey: Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...
Joey: Good night. (They both enter their rooms.)
Joey: Im up all night!
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Rachel: Its gonna be up all night!
Joey: Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night.
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Will: That was such a fun night!
Phoebe: Please, dont play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!
Chandler: Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. Im buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Melissa: Listen, we-we have to have dinner. What-what are you doing tomorrow night?
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Rachel: Okay, good night!
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Joey: Good night!
Joey: I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Whitney: Well, I went over to Kyles last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.
Joey: Yeah me too, all night.
Rachel: Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.
Stu: So, tonights the night of the big bachelor party?
Phoebe: Well last night, I met Monicas.
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Waiter No. 2: God, youre gonna be here all night!
Monica: So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. And Phoebe, he really wants you to be here, which will be great for me because then you can 'ooh' and 'ahh' and make yummy noises.
Rachel: It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay! (Goes to the door.)
Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, Im justIll never be able to get through this."
Phoebe: I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can you do it tomorrow night though?
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
Ross: (on tape) I know. Hey remember remember the night they got engaged? How uh, you and I almost
Rachel: Come on, its not a big deal! We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet! Oh, I cant wait to get sous-neath him.
Chandler: So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?
Mike: Phoebe writes lots of great songs. Wha... What was that one you sang the other night that everybody just loved?
Chandler: Mm! Night Gar! (Monica closes the door.)
Joey: Good night!
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Joey: Ok! All right, well... I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll... I'll see you later!
Chandler: Okay, this is good, this is good. All right listen, I have one. Janice likes to cuddle, at night, which, you know I'm all for. But, uh, you know when you want to go to sleep, you want some space. So, uh, how do I tell her that without, you know, accidentally calling her fat or something.
Phoebe: Oh.Okay, then it gets worse, 'cause then I told him that I would see him tomorrow night.
Chandler: Alright. Once I got on the subway, right, and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it.
Monica: I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!
PHOEBE: (spotting Rachel's dress) Oooh.� Girl's night out indeed.
Ross: Yeah! Yeah! OK! Sure! Look! Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night?
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Chandler: So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!
Rachel: No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]
Chandler: Okay, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and took my tomatoes.
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Gavin: So I had fun last night
Monica: (yelling after them) I cant believe youre gonna have sex on my engagement night!!
Rachel: All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve.
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
Rachel: (on answering machine) Hi, its me. Ive been trying to reach you all night. I feel awful. Please, Ross, you gotta know there is nothing between me and Mark. This whole break-up thing is just stupid.
Cailin: I dont know. Could be because I dont feel like standing around all night waiting for some guy who may or may not scream.