words in movies
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Monica: No, you messed it up. Youre stupid.
Joey: No, not really. They give you all the information, its uh, its like memorizing a script. (Making like a tour guide) "And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period.
Phoebe: Ewww! And "Oh no!" Itsthey just want me to be the surrogate. Its her-its her egg and her sperm, and Im-Im just the oven, its totally their bun.
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Ross: That is really nice lying! No way is that the reason!
Chandler: No, hes right, Im totally lying.
Chandler: No, Im afraid I wont be able to make love as well as him.
Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.
Phoebe Sr: No, I was working on my pottery.
Phoebe: Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Dont-dont hurt the puppy.
Joey: Its no big deal. Hey, yknow, you do what you gotta do. Right?
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Phoebe: Ooh, I cant do this. My mom was right. If I cant-if I cant give him up, then theres no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ema kidney!
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.
Monica: No.
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Rachel: No, I was waiting for you!
Ross: Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!
Ross: No, I mean its okay, I mean, theyre-theyre my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.
Monica: Oh, okay. No problem.
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Monica: No, it doesnt say where it came from. Where would we return it?
Phoebe: Ooh, oh no! I have to go! I have a massage appointment.
Monica: No. Ooohh
Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
Ross: No IMona!
Ross: No really, you tell me whats up.
Monica: Oh no! You werent supposed to see this!
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Joey: No, Im not sleeping with your friend Jane again.
Rachel: Oh.. yeah? Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, <shakes head no> not the same thing.
ROSS: No, no, I don't wanna put it off, I just, God I just, I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now I'm actually happy. You know, I mean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, ya know.
Mona: Oh no.
Monica: Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!
Joey: No.
Ross: I have no idea!
Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
Chandler: No, the babys out! Look, look!
Joey: No!
Joey: No. I dont think so.
Rachel: Oh, no problem. Im so glad I could help. Happy for you. (She playfully punches him.)
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Monica: No!
Ross: No.
Ross: Umm, no.
Joey: (sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. Im so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.
Rachel: No. Not-not for me, but why dont you take off your sweater?
Waiter No. 2: Whats the matter with them?
Waiter No. 2: Is this your table?
Chandler: What?! No! No!
Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
Monica: No, I-I havent seen your pink shirt.
Monica: No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.
Joey: No, no, no I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today.
Monica: Damnit! Yknow this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! (He does it again.)
Joey: And-and theres no danger to her and the baby?
Chandler: Okay, but if you can't no dinner!
Ross: (laughs) No. (Takes the shirt back.)
Chandler: Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred.
Grandma Tribbiani: No, it's Sam Waterston! Crimes and Misdemeanors, Capricorn One.
Mr. Geller: Oh yeah, well who serves steak when theres no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?
Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.
Ross: No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Monica: (pause) I have no idea.
Phoebe: No, thats not necessary.
Phoebe: No, actually I dont eat
Parker: No, they look too weird.
Monica: No reason. I-I keep private things in there.
Ross: Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.
Chandler: Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. (Phoebe walks in.)
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Rachel: Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.
Ross: Whyd you say no?
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Rachel: Yeah, no. Ross has a PhD.
Joey: No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
Rachel: No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
Chandler: Ill take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do you still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her head yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) Im gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring)
Joey: No thanks.
Ross: Uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy.
Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore wed never tell!
Joey: Judge rules, no violation.
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Neither is mine.
Chandler: (simultaneously with Ross) No!
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
Phoebe: No. Its all right; its probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book.
Joey: No! No, fear of the number 13.
Chandler: This game makes no sense!
Monica: We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.
Chandler: Either, it makes no difference.
Woman: No! Its where you put the dirty ones!
Chandler: Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.
Chandler: Yes! (Pause) No! (Pause) Google!
Rachel: No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks.
Hums While He Pees: I know its really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss andOh no! No! No! My God!
Phoebe: No, not a thing.
Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.
All: No!
Phoebe: No, listening! Sit! Yknow, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Phoebe: No, you cant let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!
Chandler: And I love the milk! But, Im not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Phoebe: Umm, no thank you. (She gets up and moves to the couch. They were at a table previously.)
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
Phoebe: (singing) "Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. They haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along. No, don't sing along.
Chandler: No dont I beg of you!
Monica: No leg-chewing for us sir.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Joey: Well, theres gonna be strippers there. He didnt say anything about no strippers.
Chandler: All right buddy, time to roll over. (Rolls him over, and discovers a surprise) (Looking down) No-no! (Covers his eyes) No, no-n-n-n-no!! You are going to a clinic! Youre going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!