words in movies
Alice: Weve been trying to get pregnant, uh pretty much ever since we got engaged, we thought wed get a jump on things, yknow no ones getting any younger.
Monica: No, you messed it up. Youre stupid.
Joey: No, not really. They give you all the information, its uh, its like memorizing a script. (Making like a tour guide) "And on your left, you have Tyrannosaurus Rex, a carnivore from the Jurassic period.
Phoebe: Ewww! And "Oh no!" Itsthey just want me to be the surrogate. Its her-its her egg and her sperm, and Im-Im just the oven, its totally their bun.
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Ross: That is really nice lying! No way is that the reason!
Chandler: No, hes right, Im totally lying.
Chandler: No, Im afraid I wont be able to make love as well as him.
Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.
Phoebe Sr: No, I was working on my pottery.
Phoebe: Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Dont-dont hurt the puppy.
Joey: Its no big deal. Hey, yknow, you do what you gotta do. Right?
Joey: Look, Ross, really its-its no big deal. Yknow you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we cant be friends at work, then so be it. Yknow, hey I understand. Yknow? Hey, when Im in a play and youre in the audience, I dont talk to you, right? So its yknow, its uh, its cool. Ill see you tomorrow. (Leaves)
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Phoebe: Ooh, I cant do this. My mom was right. If I cant-if I cant give him up, then theres no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ema kidney!
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.
Monica: No.
Ross: No.
Rachel: No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.
Chandler: No, ten o'clock.
Monica: No! No. Theyre umm Theyre just uh ground beef smileys. (Holding up one of the shells.)
Ross: No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example: hair drier, no, no, no, but shampoo and conditioners, yes, yes, yes. (pause) Now, the salt shaker is off-limits, but the salt (he opens the salt shaker and pours the salt into his hand) I wish I'd thought this through.
Joey: No! He blew us off!
Aurora: No.
Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Phoebe: Oh, no! I- I can't drink this now!
Director: No, that was clenching.
MNCA: Yes, I would like something. [looks at Fun Bobby, changes her mind] No, no thank you.
Rachel: Well, you know, no suds, no save.
Aurora: Okay. Oh no, I have to.
Aurora: No, it's-it's Andrew.
Aurora: No, that's not exactly what I was..
Monica: (stands up to hand Emma back) Oh no no no no!
Receptionist: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!
Ross: No? What happened, big guy?
Ross: No I left the diapers at the hospital! Theres some in the bag but Ill run out and get some more.
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Joey: No! You dont want to wreck it, you dont want to go to fast!
All: No way!
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
Ross: Save the breakthroughs for therapy, okay. The clock is ticking. We have no time, and we are losing, we are losing to girls.
Ross: No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.
Ross: Oh, no, it's great. It's great. He is... He is an amazing guy.
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
Phoebe: Well, yeah! But I'm not gonna take anymore crap. Okay? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket!
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Mrs. Green: With another woman. Have you no control Ross?
Waiter No. 2: God, youre gonna be here all night!
Paolo: No.
Jill: No, you've got to whip it.
Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.
Monica: No! No, she doesnt. Uh Phoebe, what she makesthats uhtheyre sock rabbits. They are completely differentOkay! Okay! Okay! I didnt make it! Im sorry! I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that were supposed to make the presents!
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
Rachel: Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!
Ross: No.
Joey: No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
Ross: No, they're not.
Monica: No, I just talked to them.
Aunt Lillian: No.
Phoebe: No, no maybe cause its harder to raise them, and the added expense, and
Joey: No you dont, I just saw you go in there with Monica!
ROSS: [on the phone] Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display. No. No. No, n, homo-habilus was erect, australopithicus was never fully erect.
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Rachel: No, no, no, you said, "got the keys".
Monica: No I don't.
Carol: No, no that was the first.
Ross: No! No, no, no, no, okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault and kind of that (point to the kid that kicked him) kids fault. Who is still laughing. Nice.
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Lydia: Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Monica: No, just a Friday night.
Chandler: Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.
Chandler: Hey! (He quickly tries to hide the book by throwing it under the couch, only the couch has no back and it slides into the kitchen.)
Phoebe: No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, could I just?
RACHEL: No, was he any good in it?
MONICA: No, I just, I fell down.
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
Max: No. No, that's- that's okay.
Joey: Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!
Ross: No.
Katie: No, you make them funny. You're the funny one! (She punches him again and he retreats to the arm of the couch.)
Phoebe: Oh no no.
Monica: No youre fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?
Chandler: No, I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment.
Janice: Oh, no. Oh, no.
Joey: No you cant do that, where would the chick and the duck live?
Monica: No!
Monica: No!
Rachel: No way, forget it.
Monica: So wait, Rosss stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!
Joey: No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint.
Sandy: Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.
Jill: Me go out with Ross?! No! God no! What would make you think that?
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!
Chip: No, I think its cute. (kisses her)
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.
Joey: Right. No big deal.
Rachel: (interrupting) And thats Im so glad theres no problem.
Monica: No, you?
Phoebe: No, you?
Monica: No, a guy would be saying, "Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Oh my God! Im never gonna get to sleep with anyone else! Ive been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that Id be giving up! I mean, I Im never gonna have a first kiss again.
Chandler: Yeah. No. No...
Chandler: No. I mean I believe that uh, certain people are more suited for each other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I dont think they exist.
Chandler: No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.
Joey: Looks like that no date pact thing worked out.
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
Monica: How about, youre moving!! (Grabs a bunch of clothes and throws them into a box. What follows is a brief sequence of Rachel unpacking and Monica packing the same stuff over and over again as Rachel chants "No." and Monica chants "Yes.")
Chandler: What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!
Phoebe: Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
Rachel: No! No! It's just that all the people in the entire world that I want to talk to are right here.
Chandler: Oh no problem, maybe Ill play with my left hand.
Mark: No. And I dont think Im gonna want to.