words in movies
Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Ross: But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know.
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
All: No!
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Rachel: No! Im not! I-I-I just think its wrong! Its-its that ImHere I am about to pop and hes out picking up some shop girl at Sluts R Us!
The Cooking Teacher: Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce? (No one can.)
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Monica: Yknow, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. (Hands it to her.)
Chandler: No dont I beg of you!
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Rachel: No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.
Rachel: No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Rachel: No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!
(No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly.)
Woman On Train: Oh, no. But its just a two hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia.
Rachel: No its not!
Fireman No. 2: Oh, sure, Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.
Phoebe: Oh my God! No! Shoo! Kitty! No! No-no-no! Shoo! Come on, you! (goes over and picks up the cat) Come on. Crazy. (looks into the cats eyes) Oh my God.
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Phoebe: I-I cant find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! Im telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cakeooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.
Phoebe: But ifno look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!
Mr. Geller: And you tell him no one takes advantage of the Gellers.
Chandler: No, I have a great idea for a present for her.
Phoebe: Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Dont-dont hurt the puppy.
Chandler: Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense!
Ross: No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Ross: No.
Joey: No. Y'know how were always saying we need a place for the mail.
Rachel: No, no, no, I admire a man who can cry.
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
(Rachel laughs hysterically for no reason.)
Rachel: No. Have you?
Phoebe: No, sorry.
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.
PHOE: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something.
Chandler: You're kidding, no!
Ross: oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset.
Rachel: No! Nothing!
Joey: No! All right, who-who makes up the questions?
Ross: It was no big deal. We-we said that the rumor was that umm you had both male and female reproductive parts.
Joey: Oh my God, you guys have no idea.
Ross: No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
EDDIE: No he, he moved out and I moved in.
Rachel: No! Help me!
ROSS: Um, no, I uh, I have done it before.
Joey: No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy!
Rachel: No! Wait! Wait-wait! Ross, please!
Ross: No.
Rachel: Oh well, no I
PHOEBE: No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice.
Chandler: Oh come on, it was so obvious! There was no chemistry between you two!
Chandler: (laughs) No you cant.
Joey: Oh no! How can she do that when she's never shown any interest in you?!?
Rachel: No, I dont.
Rachel: No! Not at all!
Phoebe: No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.
Mindy: Oh no, it isn't! No! I think Barry is seeing someone in the city.
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Chandler: No! No! Not, Paris.
Janice: Oh no! Where to? (Gasps) Too Paris?
Phoebe: Dead. (everyone is a bit upset) Oh, it's OK, no, he was old, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave at Omaha Beach.
Monica: No!! Why didnt you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?!!
JOEY: (listens at the door.)� No.� (pause) All right, I'm going in.
Rachel: Ok, well this is like that...in no way. I had a...I had a dream last night that I wanted to kiss Joey.
Joey: No.
Phoebe: Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.
Mr. Treeger:: No, I ahh, had another idea.
Ross: What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Monica: No! No you should! A lot of major actors do nude scenes! I mean the chance to star in a movie? Come on!
Monica: No-no-no, no!
Chandler: No, Im afraid I wont be able to make love as well as him.
Ross: No, no, Im serious. Thank you.
Chandler: No!
Emily: Dont you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere thats half-decent wouldve be booked months ago, Ross dont you understand? This is our wedding Im talking about.
PHOEBE: No, now I feel bad. You wanna go to the concert.
Joshua: Oh, no thanks.
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Ross: Uh, no... no. I couldn't find him. I'm just gonna talk to him on the plane.
Ross: Oh God, no.
Ross: Yeah well, if ah, if thats the rule this weekend... (She gets up) No!
Phoebe: (sits down next to her and hugs her) Oh no.
Rachel: Honey, no one thinks youre a pansy, but we do think you need a tissue. (She notices something hanging from Monicas nose, as does Joey.)
Janice: No! No! I wanna see you take-off.
Joey: Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!
Kate: No, thats not it. So, youre a soap actor? Well this must be pretty exciting for you to be in a real play, hmm?
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
CHAN: No, no, Phoebs. You know why? Cause he's dead.
Phoebe: No, back to happy. Back to happy!
Chandler: And no one touches the air around the TV!
Alice: No, Frank.
Phoebe: No you cant quit college! No! Youre in college? Really?
Ross: Thats no problem.
RACHEL: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?
Phoebe: No!
Phoebe: No!
Ross: No.
Ross: ...I'll go. Let's start with the way he kept picking at- no, I'm sorry, I can't do this, can't do this. We loved him.
Margha: Im now thinking I would like to change my answer to, no one.
Lizzie: No, no, I ha-I have to give you something.
Joey: (pause) Nothing. No, nothing.
Joanna: Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you cant stay my assistant forever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons.
Phoebe: Well, I would love to but the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects. (Ross just happens to have his hand on a sheet that is covering something that suspiciously looks like a bike.)
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
Joey: No, but Im gonna!