words in movies
Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Ross: But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know.
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
All: No!
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Rachel: No! Im not! I-I-I just think its wrong! Its-its that ImHere I am about to pop and hes out picking up some shop girl at Sluts R Us!
The Cooking Teacher: Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce? (No one can.)
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Monica: Yknow, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. (Hands it to her.)
Chandler: No dont I beg of you!
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Rachel: No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.
Rachel: No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Rachel: No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!
(No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly.)
Phoebe: Monica and Chandler said that you were having so much fun here. And apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.
Kid: No.
Kid: No! No! (They start to fight over it.)
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Joey: No plans, huh?
Ross: (sheepish) No.
Joey: No, but he's...
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Rachel: Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! (Motions for him to follow her lead, but he angrily shakes his head no. So she pokes him.)
Monica: (on the phone) Hi, who's this? (Listens) Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. (Listens) Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. (Listens) Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, ok? (Listens) No, I don't care what Steve thinks. (Listens) Hi, Steve.
Marjorie: No, please.
Chandler: Yeah! (Monica falls asleep) No! No! No! Dont fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. (Monica doesnt move as he gets out of bed and as hes heading for the door.) And I probably wont spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Phoebe: No, no, no, oh no-no-no, its has to be 800. (picks up the instruction manual to check the phone number) Cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. (Finds the number) Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.
Ross: No.
Rachel: No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.
Chandler: No, ten o'clock.
Monica: No! No. Theyre umm Theyre just uh ground beef smileys. (Holding up one of the shells.)
Ross: No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example: hair drier, no, no, no, but shampoo and conditioners, yes, yes, yes. (pause) Now, the salt shaker is off-limits, but the salt (he opens the salt shaker and pours the salt into his hand) I wish I'd thought this through.
Joey: No! He blew us off!
Aurora: No.
Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Phoebe: Oh, no! I- I can't drink this now!
Director: No, that was clenching.
MNCA: Yes, I would like something. [looks at Fun Bobby, changes her mind] No, no thank you.
Rachel: Well, you know, no suds, no save.
Aurora: Okay. Oh no, I have to.
Aurora: No, it's-it's Andrew.
Aurora: No, that's not exactly what I was..
Monica: (stands up to hand Emma back) Oh no no no no!
Receptionist: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!
Ross: No? What happened, big guy?
Ross: No I left the diapers at the hospital! Theres some in the bag but Ill run out and get some more.
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
MONICA: No honey. You have to sleep on this side of the bed because I have to sleep on this side of the bed.
Joey: No! You dont want to wreck it, you dont want to go to fast!
All: No way!
Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us.
Ross: Save the breakthroughs for therapy, okay. The clock is ticking. We have no time, and we are losing, we are losing to girls.
Ross: No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.
Ross: Oh, no, it's great. It's great. He is... He is an amazing guy.
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
Phoebe: Well, yeah! But I'm not gonna take anymore crap. Okay? No more Mrs. Nice Bucket!
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Mrs. Green: With another woman. Have you no control Ross?
Waiter No. 2: God, youre gonna be here all night!
Paolo: No.
Jill: No, you've got to whip it.
Phoebe: Oh no, don't hate, you don't want to put that out into the universe.
Monica: No! No, she doesnt. Uh Phoebe, what she makesthats uhtheyre sock rabbits. They are completely differentOkay! Okay! Okay! I didnt make it! Im sorry! I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that were supposed to make the presents!
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
[Scene: Monica's eye doctor's office, Monica and Rachel are waiting in an exam room and looking at this big white thing used to check eyes. I have no idea what it is, and if an ophthalmologist happens to know what that is, let me know.]
Rachel: Oh no! My new Paolo shoes!
Ross: No.
Joey: No, it's the pre-game. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
Ross: No, they're not.
Monica: No, I just talked to them.
Aunt Lillian: No.
Phoebe: No, no maybe cause its harder to raise them, and the added expense, and
Joey: No you dont, I just saw you go in there with Monica!
ROSS: [on the phone] Woah, woah, woah australopithicus isn't supposed to be in that display. No. No. No, n, homo-habilus was erect, australopithicus was never fully erect.
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Rachel: No, no, no, you said, "got the keys".
Monica: No I don't.
Carol: No, no that was the first.
Ross: No! No, no, no, no, okay, it wasn't the swing's fault. It was my fault and kind of that (point to the kid that kicked him) kids fault. Who is still laughing. Nice.
Rachel: No! No! Seriously, whats wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?
Lydia: Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Monica: No, just a Friday night.
Chandler: Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.
Chandler: Hey! (He quickly tries to hide the book by throwing it under the couch, only the couch has no back and it slides into the kitchen.)
Phoebe: No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, could I just?
RACHEL: No, was he any good in it?
MONICA: No, I just, I fell down.
Joey: Its no big deal, okay? Phoebe and I talked about it. Its just a crush! Its going to go away! (Looks down) Dude, you gotta rearrange your bubbles! Oh!
Max: No. No, that's- that's okay.
Joey: Ooh ooh ooh ooh, there's no room for milk!
Ross: No.
Katie: No, you make them funny. You're the funny one! (She punches him again and he retreats to the arm of the couch.)
Phoebe: Oh no no.
Monica: No youre fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?
Chandler: No, I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment.
Janice: Oh, no. Oh, no.
Joey: No you cant do that, where would the chick and the duck live?
Monica: No!
Monica: No!
Rachel: No way, forget it.
Monica: So wait, Rosss stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!
Joey: No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint.
Sandy: Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.
Jill: Me go out with Ross?! No! God no! What would make you think that?
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts. (All of the women in the room turn and glare at him.) Keep going! Keep going!
Chip: No, I think its cute. (kisses her)
Mrs. Bing: No, it's you!
Ross: No, Im serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this.