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Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Ross: But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know.
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
All: No!
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Rachel: No! Im not! I-I-I just think its wrong! Its-its that ImHere I am about to pop and hes out picking up some shop girl at Sluts R Us!
The Cooking Teacher: Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce? (No one can.)
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Monica: Yknow, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. (Hands it to her.)
Chandler: No dont I beg of you!
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Rachel: No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.
Rachel: No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Rachel: No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!
(No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly.)
Phoebe: No you didnt.
Ross: No why?
Ross: Oh no.
Rachel: Oh no, I know I couldnt see it either at first, but its right umm (Starts to cry) Ross, I lost it again.
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay. (to Rachel) There is no Route 27. (listens) (to Rachel) Okay, either 93 or 76?
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Chandler: No.
Rachel: Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay? I mean you can as involved as you want. (Ross nods.)
Joey: One! (Pause.) No ten! You said ten! You cant take that back!
Phoebe: Oh no.
Phoebe: No (tucks it in her pants)
Ross: No, because thats the right thing to do.
Rachel: No, I dont see it!
Monica: No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too!
Phoebe: No, its New York magazine. Its an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?
Ross: (glaring at him) Yeah, thanks. (Joey nods no problem.)
Joey: No you wont. Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, hes sorry. But, (to Chandler) youve got one more apology to make, all right, youve got to apologize to Mary-Angela.
Aunt Iris: No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one. (walks into kitchen) Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. (to Phoebe): Nice earrings.
Monica: No, to get a table! Places like are always shakin you down. Everybody wants to be paid off.
Ross: No! No, I dont dont want to.
Joey: No! No! No Ross! Im not hot! Are you hot?
Ross: Joey! No!
Ross: Thank you. (Joey mouths to Ross, "Youll show me right?") No!
Chandler: Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out.
Phoebe: No! Not the sex part, just the stuff leading up to it.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe calm down, theres no need to place blame. Okay? (To the fireman) I warned her about those candles.
Rachel: I know. I know. Oh God. (Looking around) Theres no tissue! Can you grab me some toilet paper?
Ross: No!
Ross: Oh no!
Ross: No!!
Ross: No!!!
Ross: Oh no!!
EDDIE: Wha-, n-, no. I mean it's just a bunch of pretty people runnin' around on the beach, ya know.
Phoebe: Well, its no pesto.
Joey: No, couldnt care less.
Joey: I said no.
Joey: Guess I don't know. My experience: if a girl says yes to being taped... She doesn't say no to much else, I tell ya...
Joey: No. No. But Ill go see a normal person movie with ya.
Rachel: Oh no, I cant. I got a date.
Joey: No
Joey: Its no Ukrainian film.
Kathy: (on phone) Hey. (listens) Oh no its fine, dont worry about it. (listens) Yeah-no, stop apologizing, its okay. (listens) Yeah! Ill talk to you tomorrow. (hangs up) (to Chandler) I should uh, probably go.
Phoebe: Oh-oh no she doesnt! I know what that is. You can stay.
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Ross: No, its not what I want either. I mean I-I cant force myself to fall in love with her again now.
Joey: No, I said fun!
Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Richard: No, we still have food in the basement! I saw potatoes and some dry pasta!
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Phoebe: (looks down) No. But thanks. (Walks away.)
Phoebe: No, its me. Phoebe!
Jamie: No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... (shuddering at the memory) ..bringing swordfish. (Indicating the ladies bathroom) are you gonna go to the, um?
Phoebe: No wonder your pregnant.
Monica: No!! You have been screwing us all day!
Monica: No, space doody!
Ross: No, I-Im not doody.
Phoebe: (laughs) No I-I meant your costume.
Phoebe: No they ran out of "Its a girl" but I can fix this one, (She writes "not" in between its and a) See?
Phoebe: No Im not! You are!
Chandler: Theres no question.
Monica: well no offense honey, but your taste is a little feminine for me.
Joey: No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, well be supportive like crazy.
Chandler: Fine. (He lets Ross win.) Oh no!
Phoebe: No. Youre not, youre not stupid.
Ross: No, its okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I dont
Chandler: No, it wasnt you.
Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?
Rachel: No Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it it has to work out.
Phoebe: No! Wait! I was just saying that so youd think I was a good person. Fight for me.
Joey: Yeah! (Chandler makes a noise) No?
Ross: No but ahh! How much easier would it be if it were?
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Ross: Yeah. No. No youre right.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: No, shes hanging in there.
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Phoebe: No dont tear out your eyes!!
RACHEL: No! They didn't even talk to each other. God, how was I supposed to know they were having problems?
[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]
Chandler: No no! I just love the way you look, I am warm, for your form.
Monica: Alright, Cincinnati, no blinds, everybody ante. (deals cards)
Mr. Geller: No. Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about?
Joey: (Looking up at the waiter)Thats not food...No, I dont, no...(Taps Chandler on the shoulder.) Everything's different here...I want to go home. I...I miss my family. I miss the coffee house. I cant even remember what Phoebe looks like.
Chandler: Heres another plan No!
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Eric: (simultaneously as Phoebe) Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! No! No! No!
Monica: No I didnt!
Phoebe: (interrupting) No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.
Monica: Oh no! Did you take my bra too?!
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Ross: No! No! Of course it didnt mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, yknow, because-because it was you
Rachel: Oh no, no, Ill be there too.
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Phoebe: No look, weve apologized twice! I cant do anymore than that. I know you hate it when people are mad at you but you just have to be okay with it.
Rachel: Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah.
Monica: No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.
Mike: No, no, no, you're doing fine, really... Why don't you go talk to my dad?