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Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Ross: But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know.
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
All: No!
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Rachel: No! Im not! I-I-I just think its wrong! Its-its that ImHere I am about to pop and hes out picking up some shop girl at Sluts R Us!
The Cooking Teacher: Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce? (No one can.)
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Monica: Yknow, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. (Hands it to her.)
Chandler: No dont I beg of you!
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Rachel: No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.
Rachel: No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Rachel: No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!
(No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly.)
Monica: (gets up) No, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!
Chandler: No, it's suicide. The man's got an egg.
Rachel: No, I was ten. I just developed early.
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.
Phoebe: (sees Ross) Oh Ross no. Be careful, that is very old! Okay? Early Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that.
Ross: No, no, they will. I just... uh...
Ross: No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.
Monica: No, he didn't! He pretended to be a Quaker to get out of Korea.
CHANDLER: No.
Chandler: No way!
Joey: Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are. (Chandler and Ross look at each other.)
Rachel: Then, no.
Chloe: Oh no. I feel it isnt really anybodys business, y'know.
Phoebe: Ohh! No.
Monica: No you're not.
Monica: No, although now that's what I'm thinking.
Phoebe: Oh no, Rach, no no, you know youre never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
Ross: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y...
Phoebe: I'm still on "no."
Ross: No, not a problem.
Monica: How are we gonna do that? Theres no way.
Phoebe: No, no, it's not your fault. You know it's partly my fault, 'cause I made you quit cold turkey. Sorry, no. Okay, well, I mean, I can't date you anymore, 'cause your, you know (in a high pitched voice) Wow! But um, but I will definitely, definitely help you get over my sister. Okay, stalk me for a while. Huh? Yeah, and, and, and, I'll be like an Ursula patch.
Phoebe: Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get yknow, real (lifts up the towel) nice and tight. So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.
Benjamin: Well, yes, and now. Yes I did say it, and no, I didn't not say it.
Rachel: No. No-no-no-no.
Rachel: No, I think that was the whole all.
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
All: No thanks.
Guy: No thanks.
Monica and Rachel: (Wistfully, shaking their heads) No.
Ross: No!
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Rachel: No! Shoot, Dr. Schiff what kind of question is that?!
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Chandler: Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go.. (He kisses her and pulls her back down.)
Fireman No. 3: I'll even let you ring the bell.
Ross: No. No, I didnt. I didnt want to be that guy.
Dr. Franzblau: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me.
Joey: Thats it?! Even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem. At least give me a challenge!
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.
ROSS: [smells Ben's butt] No no, you're fine, you're fine.
Ross: What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.
MONICA: No.
Chandler: And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others.
Chandler: (Pause) No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!
Monica: No, you were right. I don't have a plan. (There's a knock on the door.)
RACHEL: She's right. She's right. You are no different than the rest of them.
Chandler: No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.
Rachel: I have absolutely no idea.
ROSS: Technically, huh, no.
RACHEL: No, no no no, don't need to know the details.
ROSS: No kidding?
ROSS: Ooh, I, I'm so sick of missing stuff. Ya know, I want him for more than, than a day, I want him for a whole weekend. No listen , I mean, I feel like-
Paula: No.
Rachel: No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.
ROSS: Oh, no no, I am.
Ross: No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before.
ROSS: Y-ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message? Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, bye-bye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?
Chandler: Uh, let's see... Alvin... Simon... Theodore.... no.
Lydia: No, this is a loaner.
Chandler and Joey: No, no, no!
Dr. Franzblau: No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do.
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
PHOEBE: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Monica: (insistently) No, here's your mail.
Ross: No, come on, he doesnt know this stuff. If he knew how you felt.
PHOEBE: Ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lighning bearer to take your wind? I would have to say no.
CHANDLER: No.
Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...
RACHEL: Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?
Rachel: Uh-huh! Nice try, but you dont get that chair anymore! All right? That is my chair now! You can sit on my lap! (Joey starts to get up.) No I take that back!
CHANDLER: No, I got him.
JOEY: No, seriously.
Phoebe: No! No! Its-its uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!
Mike: No, no Mike, just Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag.
STEPHANIE: No.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Chandler: No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up.
Phoebe: (excited) No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?
Rachel: Okay (desperately hands the receiver over) no, you do it.
JOEY: No problem. Hey Chandler
Joey: No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.
Carol: Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it. (Holding out a bottle.)
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Ross: No but but still you cant possibly do this alone.
Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.
Mike: No. well look can I think your weird and also cool for telling me the truth and also wanna kiss you.
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Monica: Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Years... but obviously someone forgot.
Chandler: Well, I have a girlfriend, Im-Im happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy.
Rachel: No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win!!
Phoebe: (thinking to herself) Chandlers knees. Chandlers ankles. Chandlers ankle hair. (notices the clock) Oh no. (to Rick) Okay, youre all set.
Monica: No! Rachel is meeting us here.
Rachel: No! Joey please! Please dont! Please dont leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! (Starts to cry.)
Rachel: Are you, are you, are you sure its ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, Ive always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child.
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
MNCA: No, I'm sorry.