words in movies
Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Ross: But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know.
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
All: No!
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Rachel: No! Im not! I-I-I just think its wrong! Its-its that ImHere I am about to pop and hes out picking up some shop girl at Sluts R Us!
The Cooking Teacher: Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce? (No one can.)
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Monica: Yknow, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. (Hands it to her.)
Chandler: No dont I beg of you!
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Rachel: No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.
Rachel: No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Rachel: No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!
(No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly.)
Monica: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.
CHANDLER: No, I can't. No no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, [puts bracelet on Joey] it's about you and me and the fact that we're [reading bracelet] best buds.
Phoebe: Oh no. No-no-no, dont do that! How could I live with myself if I knew I was depriving the world of your music.
Ursula: Umm, no. See I already thought she was dead so I kinda made my peace with it. Plus, I'm going to a concert tomorrow. So I'd invite you, but umm, I only have two tickets left.
All: Oh, no!! No, no!
Ross: Ahh, no, Im good.
Rachel: No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?
Chandler: (to Rachel) You know what I just realized? We have no idea what we're doing in the wedding tomorrow.
Chandler: No, actually Lauries a boy.
Chandler: No! (Calls) Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler! (Listens) I'm fine. Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut off my phone. (Listens) Oh, uh, okay, that's fine, that's great. (Listens) Okay. (Puts down the phone.) (to Monica) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. (He starts doing a little jig.) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...
Phoebe: YOU DID NOT!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! Thats not good.
Chandler: Excuse me, Doug? (no reaction) Hey there sports fan!!
Monica: Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
Phoebe: No! No, the robots just work for them.
Ross: No! I balanced my checkbook.
Susan: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.
Joey: No?
Dr. Zane: No, Im sorry.
Carol: No. But its okay, Ill just put out pickles or something.
Chandler, Monica, and Joey: NO!!!
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
Phoebe: Like shes really mean, and shes over critical, and-andNo! She will paint a room a really bright color without even checking with you!
Phoebe: No.
Ross: Oh no. Dont, dont, dont start packing. Come on! (She puts some clothes into her bag, and Ross throws them out.)
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no.
PHOEBE: No no no, doggie please. Oh, I do so wanna love all animals, please no.
Ross: No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people.
Phoebe: What the smell from Joeys? No, I can hardly smell it over here.
Ross: No you dont.
Mrs. Tribbiani: Of course I knew! What did you think? Your father is no James Bond. You should've heard some of his cover stories. "I'm sleeping over at my accountant's," I mean, what is that? Please!
Rachel: No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you.
Monica: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Rachel: No so were protecting her.
Ross: Its no surprise that your winning, cause you got to pick first, so you got the better team.
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
MONICA: No no. See, in my bedroom I set my clock six minutes fast. You wanna know why?
Hoshi: No! No boom-boom before big fight!
Monica: No!!
Chandler: (laughs) No. No!
Joey: No! I want an award I did win! But nobodys giving me any of those! PlusHey Rach, if-if I put it up there (Points to the TV) right? When people come over theyll see it and theyll think I won it.
Phoebe: No Chandler, they can swallow one of those little parts! And also, look at his smooth area, thats just gonna mess them up.
MR. GREENE: No no no, no no no, neat, as in no rocks.
Rachel: No, Ill think about it. Yeah.
Phoebe: All right, no, well I want to kill them to, but their boys, y'know how are we gonna beat three boys?
Rachel: (She takes the T-shirt out of the box and holds it to her chest and take a deep breath.) No. Nothing. (She smiles and goes into her room.)
Mike: I've missed you so much! No, I'm not gonna ask you to get back together because I know we want different things, but just to be with you one more night.
Chandler: Oh no, you see, actually it is.
PHOE: No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.
MNCA: No, no really. I.. I wouldn't feel right about it. [to waiter] Just some water.
Monica: No honey, Im sorry, but the weekends not over yet.
FBOB: I needed to buy a hammer the other night, and I'm out walkin' around the neighborhood but apparently there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.
Rachel: No! God, would you just calm down!
CHANDLER: It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
Chandler: No!
Chandler: No!
Joey: No he doesnt!
CHANDLER: No freakshow, she's fictional.
Phoebe: Oh no not that guy there. That guy right there. (Pointing to an attractive man sitting at a table behind them.)
Rachel: No.
Phoebe: No, no, Im fine, and yknow why? Cause of all the riboflavin.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Joey: No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing)
Chandler: No!
Chandler: Oh no, youll have to come.
Joey: No, no, no, no! Hes fine! Look, look, look! (picks up the ball) Heres your ball! Get your ball! Get your ball! (he throws the ball and it bounces right next to the dog) Get your ball! My God, what have I done to you, huh? I broke the dog! Pheebs, I broke the dog!
Doug: Well, say no more. Y'know it takes guts to bring this up. Bing! Youre okay.
Ross: Me? No.
Stage Director: No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.
Phoebe: No!
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Ross: No you doy'know what, youre not gonna suck me into this.
Rachel: Oh but Joey, I have to go. Theres no room for a baby here.
Joey: No I didnt.
BIG BULLY: No, you can't use your watch.
Joey: No, Im good.
Lydia: Oh, no.
Chandler: No, I don't.
Rachel: Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.
Rachel: (on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh oh-oh-oh
Joey: No, its just my luggage.
Rachel: No!! No! Hes not married, or involved, with anyone!
PHOEBE: [a little dog starts attacking her leg] Hey, hey, no, oh oh.
Ross: No, I ah, I slept with someone else.
ROSS: No, no, I mean, ya know, I, I read a book and there was a girl named Emily and I thought, I thought that might be good.
Ross: No-o-o! (Rachel gives him a Please? look.) No way!
Monica: No, sorry sweety..
Monica: No, sorry.
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Phoebe: No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony.
Rachel: No!
Joey: Hey, no way, that roosters family!
Ross: Oh, no no no. Nono, this is just vintage Rachel. I mean, things just sort of happen around you. I mean, you're off in Rachel-land, doing your Rachel-thing, totally oblivious to people's monkeys, or to people's feelings...
Rachel: No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. Its a very big deal, theres a lot of people there I have to meet.
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Monica: No, that's not mine.
Monica: No. I hate this part.
Rachel: No....
Chandler: No no no! Look, Carol, can I call you Carol? (Pause) Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine? Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping! (She glares at him.) Thats a picture of your daughter, isnt it, well shes lovely. I like a girl with a strong jaw. Ill call you from Tulsa. (Exits.)