words in movies
Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Ross: But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know.
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
All: No!
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Rachel: No! Im not! I-I-I just think its wrong! Its-its that ImHere I am about to pop and hes out picking up some shop girl at Sluts R Us!
The Cooking Teacher: Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce? (No one can.)
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Monica: Yknow, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. (Hands it to her.)
Chandler: No dont I beg of you!
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Rachel: No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.
Rachel: No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Rachel: No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!
(No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly.)
Chandler: Ok, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't things are gonna work out.
Phoebe: No, okay, youre right. Youre easy-going. Youre just not as easy-going as Rachel. Shes just more flexible and-and mellow. Thats all.
Chandler: No, I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton?
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Joey: What? No, no, no! No, no... no... no, no... No, too much is changing, okay? First, Phoebe getting married (to Phoebe) Congratulations! (pointing to Monica and Chandler)... and then these two move into a stupid house in the stupid suburbs...
Phoebe: Oh hi BenNo!! Dont look at the machine! (Covers the screen.)
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Chandler: Oh no-no, no you dont, just come back.
Phoebe: (stops at a door) Oh no, the Mendels, they hate all living things, right?
Rachel: No, I will. Im just not up for it tonight.
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
Janice: (to butcher) No, thank you. (Chandler makes a sound and she notices him) Chandler!
Ross: Uh, no. No, were not.
Ross: No, no, we want to wait, right?
Ross: No, no, no, no! Dont tell me! I dont want to know!
Ross: No, I-I got really hot in my leather pants so I took them off but they must have shrunk from the-the sweat or-or-or my legs expanded from the heat. Look, I-I can't put them back on. I can't!
Monica: No!
JOEY: No no, seriously, Chandler and I were just talkin about this. He is so much cooler than our dads. [Chandler starts kicking him below the table] I mean, you know, our dad's are ok, ya know, but Richard is just- ow, ow. What are you kickin me for? Huh? I'm tryin to talk here.
Joey: I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.
Ross: No.
Ross: No.
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Rachel: No, I was waiting for you!
Ross: Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!
Ross: No, I mean its okay, I mean, theyre-theyre my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.
Monica: Oh, okay. No problem.
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Monica: No, it doesnt say where it came from. Where would we return it?
Phoebe: Ooh, oh no! I have to go! I have a massage appointment.
Monica: No. Ooohh
Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
Ross: No IMona!
Ross: No really, you tell me whats up.
Monica: Oh no! You werent supposed to see this!
Joey: No, Rach, I shouldve told you sooner. Its just that Man! That kid is going to town! (Joey makes his awkward exit.)
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Joey: No, Im not sleeping with your friend Jane again.
Rachel: Oh.. yeah? Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, <shakes head no> not the same thing.
ROSS: No, no, I don't wanna put it off, I just, God I just, I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now I'm actually happy. You know, I mean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, ya know.
Mona: Oh no.
Monica: Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!
Joey: No.
Ross: I have no idea!
Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.
Chandler: No, the babys out! Look, look!
Joey: No!
Joey: No. I dont think so.
Rachel: Oh, no problem. Im so glad I could help. Happy for you. (She playfully punches him.)
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Monica: No!
Ross: No.
Ross: Umm, no.
Joey: (sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. Im so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.
Rachel: No. Not-not for me, but why dont you take off your sweater?
Waiter No. 2: Whats the matter with them?
Waiter No. 2: Is this your table?
Chandler: What?! No! No!
Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
Monica: No, I-I havent seen your pink shirt.
Monica: No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.
Joey: No, no, no I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today.
Monica: Damnit! Yknow this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! (He does it again.)
Joey: And-and theres no danger to her and the baby?
Chandler: Okay, but if you can't no dinner!
Ross: (laughs) No. (Takes the shirt back.)
Chandler: Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who... my parents actually preferred.
Grandma Tribbiani: No, it's Sam Waterston! Crimes and Misdemeanors, Capricorn One.
Mr. Geller: Oh yeah, well who serves steak when theres no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?
Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.
Ross: No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! (After Joey walks past, Ross throws the ball down in pain.) Ahh! (Chandler shows him the burn spots on his oven mitts.)
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Monica: (pause) I have no idea.
Phoebe: No, thats not necessary.
Phoebe: No, actually I dont eat
Parker: No, they look too weird.
Monica: No reason. I-I keep private things in there.
Ross: Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.
Chandler: Oh, I am no women, but that is one tasty dish. (Phoebe walks in.)
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
Rachel: Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.
Ross: Whyd you say no?
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Rachel: Yeah, no. Ross has a PhD.
Joey: No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
Rachel: No because first they arrest the guy and then they try him.
Chandler: Ill take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do you still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her head yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) Im gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring)
Joey: No thanks.
Ross: Uh no, no just-just that he is a great guy.
Monica: (stopping him) No! Joey, we swore wed never tell!
Joey: Judge rules, no violation.
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Neither is mine.
Chandler: (simultaneously with Ross) No!
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
Phoebe: No. Its all right; its probably false labour. They said that, that can happen near the end, just somebody get the book.
Joey: No! No, fear of the number 13.
Chandler: This game makes no sense!
Monica: We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.
Chandler: Either, it makes no difference.
Woman: No! Its where you put the dirty ones!