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Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
Ross: No, Monicas restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all gasp.) I didnt want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all the copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it.)
Ross: But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know.
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
All: No!
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Monica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica."
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Rachel: No! Im not! I-I-I just think its wrong! Its-its that ImHere I am about to pop and hes out picking up some shop girl at Sluts R Us!
The Cooking Teacher: Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce? (No one can.)
Rachel: Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaurs shes holding are arguing.) No! Youre a horny bitch! Noooo! Youre the horny bitch! No! Youre a horny bitch!
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Monica: Yknow, you called me that before so I-I took the liberty of fashioning a star out of aluminum foil. Now, no pressure, you like my cookies, you give me the star. (Hands it to her.)
Chandler: No dont I beg of you!
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Rachel: No! Its just that, Kate bothered me.
Rachel: No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no, no!
Rachel: No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!
(No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly.)
Phoebe: Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you.
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success.]
Mike: No.
Rachel: Oh, no! Who did that?
Joey: Do you believe in ghosts, yes or no?
Phoebe: Oh no-no, no, I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body. And thats not happening til October 15th, 2032.
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Monica: No, no! Give it to me!
Joey: Oh, no don't worry about that, I swallowed that years ago.
Chandler: No, come on, you know that's not true.
Ross: No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!
Phoebe: No, I think we killed it.
Joey: No, sorry haven't seen him.
Monica: Huh, and no cuddling.
Chandler: Fowl? No. Women? Nooo.
Ross: No thanks!
Mike: Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...
[That's all folks, no teaser; just the big cliffhanger for season 6. Yes, there will be a season 6, and it'll start again in September. Have a good summer everyone!]
Ross: It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!
Monica: Un, no you didn't! You must be mistaken!
Everyone: NO!!
Phoebe: No, what's more important, your friends or money?
Rachel: No, she was just much better at job than me!
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!
Chandler: No.
Phoebe: Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!
Actress/Olivia: No, I told you...get out!
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
Phoebe: No, you can�t go. No-no-no, I can�t hold this table on my own. If they ask me to move, I cave.
Phoebe: (pause) Ok, say no more.
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Rachel: No, I'm saying...
Chandler: No!
Ross: No, no, no, you can't take the remote control!
Cecilia: No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! Hes not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.
Ross: No. It's the one he's licking.
Ross: No, but I want...I want the pinecones!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Phoebe: All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees....
MR A: Oh, no, please, I spent most of mid-morning trying to stand up. Now uh, what can I do for you, my dear?
Monica: No, no, Rachel?
Rachel: No reason.
Rachel: No, one of them...
Gunther: No.
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Professor Spafford: Interestingly... no.
Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
Everyone: No!! Cover it up!!
Ross: No, no, really. You should go. Just go! Go! Go out! Really, the world is your oyster. Kick up the heels. Paint the town red. (Slang right?)
Ross: Oh yeah? no, no Nobel Prizes for him?
Chandler: Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you!
Ross: Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology.
Ross: Oh, well no, but I mean, she only goes out with really, really smart guys.
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
Monica: No!
Stage Director: No you answer it and take pledges.
Rachel: No.
Robin: (starting to cry) Ooh, (to Rachel) Can I have a napkin, please? Could you please hand me a napkin? (Rachel tries to grab one, but is to slow for his tastes.) Would you--Give me this thing (grabs the napkin holder from her.) all right!! Enough! (to Billy) And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! (gets up to leave) Nada!! No more! You are a bastard for doing this!! (Billy follows him) Get away from me!!
Ross: Thats true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)
Joey: No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo...
Mr. Treeger: Ive looked everywhere. Theres no gas leak.
Chandler: (to Heaven) No no no... I mean, why? why is she here??
Kim: So, we're decided, no on plaid, yes on pink?
Chandler: Well no, Charlie's gonna get that.
Ross: No! (Slaps his hand)
Monica: Thats it. Im done. I dont care when the baby comes, no more betting.
Charlie: No, we went to the left.
Woman No. 2: Maybe. I was thinking about getting a cat, I was just going to go to the shelter (Good for her) but Okay, why not?
Rachel: (into the phone) No, there isn't time to go to the bakery. We're just gonna come home... Everybody left? Alright, well just tell Emma we're gonna be there as soon as we can. (emotionally) Bye...
Monica: There are no tickets on the nightstand!
Joey: No! No! I am not a sex addict!
Joey: No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?
Phoebe: No it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya!
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Zack: (after a pause, very confused) No...
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
Zack: No I didn't.
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
Charlie: No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you. Phoebe likes Joey.
Phoebe: Well... (pause) no.
Rachel: No, that's David.
Monica: (pause) No.
Zack: No you did.
Zack: No you didn't.
Phoebe: No! Nothing with a raccoon.
Chandler: No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.
Phoebe: No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, well Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin around the house.
Monica: Wait-wait!! Okay, stop it! Stop it! Stop! (Breaks it up.) Now listen, no ones gonna fight in this apartment.
Joey: No, why?
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
Joey: No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!
Rachel: Not Joey, no, I was just lusting after Chandler.
Chandler: (at the laptop) Oh, no, no, no dear God, no!
Chandler: No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!
Ross: NO! I don't!!
Phoebe: Oh, its like huge weight has been lifted! Cause look, (reads the side affects) no hair loss, not a rash, no hives, Im just so happy! Because no shortness of breath, no temporary euphoriaOh.