words in movies
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Chandler: Oh thats not true! Thats not true! I got her that backpack and she loved it! I remember how much she was crying the day when that big dog ran off with it (notices the look on Monica and Phoebes faces.) Oh, there was no big dog. All right this sucks! I already got her this briefcase, and I had R.G. put on it (Phoebe looks confused.) Her initials
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
Joey: No! Im putting that in my room.
Joey: No, was my best friend. Anyway, I dont know why youre pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, theres a spot open.
Monica: No way!
Phoebe: Yeah, I can see where Id be your best shot but, no. Im sorry, but I think its twisted.
Joey: That sounds like another word to me! Are you gonna take this seriously? (Theres no response from Chandler.) Okay.
Rachel: Dont say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
Tim: No, but it did! Didnt it?!
Chandler: No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.
Monica: (depressed) Thats right. Im no longer a bride. Ill never be a bride again. Now, Im just someones wife!
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.
Ross: (weakly) No.
Rachel: Yeah, umm, no honey.
Gary: It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's Y'know there'sno you may not!
Ross: Hate him? I No, I dont hate him. (Pause) Its just its Rachel, yknow?
Fat Monica: No. No, thank you!
Joshua: No, no-no, no-no, my point is that I kept coming back because, I wanted to see you.
Joey: No, no, I didnt mean you. But, you believed me, huh?
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
{Transcriber's Note: Rachel has two friends that are not named, so I referred to them as Friend No. 1 and Friend No. 2.}
Monica: No, you cannot.
JOEY: No no no, behind it.
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Phoebe: No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
Rachel: Wait, but theres no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!
JOEY: Oh man, she's so smokin, she has got the greatest set of. . . no guys around, huh.
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
Rachel: No, it wasn't. It was actually the
Ross: No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was
Monica: No, she's out shopping.
Joey: No hey Rach, its cool okay? Yknow Im a loner too! (Heads for his room.) Right?
PHOE: Well, yeah, but... no. I mean, umm... doesn't.... doesn't Russ just remind you of someone?
Chandler: No. No. Actually I forgot, what is the deal with that again?
Ross: Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.
Ross: I have no idea. I mean But-but I assure you I will figure it out.
Chandler: Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then.
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
Rachel: No, God! Please, let me! (Runs out.)
Mike: Phoebe, I love you. I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.
MNCA: Oh, not at all. I have no morals and I need the cash.
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Phoebe: (she smells his head) No!
Monica: (getting out) No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms.
Phoebe: No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster.
Monica: I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.
Cecilia: No thats La Guardia. (Joey nods in recognition.) This is Mexico.
Ross: No! No, you know what? (closes the door) You [can�t get in there] (?), the baby�s fine, now squam (?). Yeah, [I told you a|Tell your] story walking. (?)
All: No! Why?
Monica: Yknow, in my defense, umm there was no glitter on the macaroni and very little glue.
Phoebe: Yeah, Ive discovered that Ross forgot to take his brain medicine, uh, now without it, uh, in the brain of Ross, uh womens names are interchangeable, through-through no fault of his own.
Emily: No.
Joey: No, look. (Shows him the magazine.)
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Chandler: She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!
Joey: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no... I think it's better if you tell him, you know. It's easier for a woman. That way, you know, if he gets mad, all you have to do is go... I didn't mean it. I'm so so--ooory. (he pushes his breasts together from the side)
Chandler: No! No! No! I just kissed her.
Chandler: No! That was a test! In a couple of hours Im gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me! And then after that, Im gonna get so drunk, Im gonna wanna call Janice
Monica: So-so there is no party.
Phoebe: Oh no! No! I know how to handle it.
Rachel: Ball? There is no ball.
Joey: No, the quiet down thing!
Monica: I make the decisions, and I say no.
Joey: No, I-I figured you would've picked a blond guy.
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Ross: You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.
Ross: No, its Its not that. Umm, now what Im going to say to you, Im not saying as your friend. Okay? Im-Im saying as it as Monicas older brother.
Larry: No, bribes.
Rachel (on the phone): No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughter’s birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!
Chandler: No I didn't!
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Chandler: No I didn't!
Ross: No, no, no, I'm sure you have a great excuse, wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there a sale at Barney's?
Monica: Honey, I dont think thats something we need to worry about! First of all hes-hes never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how shed react.
Monica: (as Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. (Getting up to move further away from Rachel) li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
Mr. Treeger:: No! Youre clogging up the chute that I spent a half-hour unclogging!
Janice: On no! No! Its not good-bye, Im not leaving until you get on that plane.
Ross: No, I-I-Im serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing yknow you break up!
Cynthia: No, we just went out.
Monica: No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Phoebe: No! You should've read it yourself!
Joey: No! No, no you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had! Look Pheebs, rejection is part being an actor, you can't take it personally.
PBS Volunteer: Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man.
Monica: No! But I know exactly what Im going to say.
Monica: Yeah, no, me neither.
Monica: Oh no!
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isnt about the room, this is about what the room represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachels room) could destroy you!!
Chandler: Actually, no. No, it felt right. You know, it felt like uhm... I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time.
Marc: No nonsense! Were all in this together.
Monica: You had no relationship!!
Rachel: No! No! Phoebe, come on! I dont want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!
MONICA: No. But I remember people telling me about it.
Monica: No.
Monica: No.
Ross: Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay!
Ross: No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!
Chandler: Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Monica: Oh no, wait! Joey!
Joey: No.
Rachel: No, just singing. (Does a little song.)
Chandler: No. No, not at all, thats-thats ridiculous.
Monica: Uh, no!!