words in movies
Monica: We are not going to whistle.
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.
Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom.
Ross: Uh, I'm not really a shot drinking kinda guy.
Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off.
Mrs. Bing: He's not a hero. ...You know who our hero is.
Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom! Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt... but not a mom, never a mom!
Ross: I don't know, God, I... well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's...
Ross: Well... not in the same way...
Ross: Well, not playing raquetball!
Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap!
Monica: I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?
Phoebe: Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?! (Whips back the sheet to reveal him wearing new pajamas.)
Chandler: I'm still mad at you for not telling me.
Joey: (To Ross, on the couch) Now, here's a picture of my mother and father on their wedding day. Now you tell me she's not a knockout.
Joey: C'mon! Just try to picture her not pregnant, that's all.
Ross: No! Okay, you mean, you're not gonna talk to her, you're not gonna tell her how you feel?
Joey: Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything.
Joey: Hard to tell, they're so tiny and upside-down. Wait, wait. They're walking away... they're walking away... No, no they're not, they're coming right at us! Run! Run!
Chandler: Yeah, why not. (They shake hands) So I told her.
Rachel: Okay. Now this is just the first chapter, and I want your absolute honest opinion. Oh, oh, and on page two, he's not 'reaching for her heaving beasts'.
Rachel: Alright, alright, so I'm not a great typist...
Chandler: Are you serious?! I mean like eloping?! No more stupid wedding stuff?! No more these flowers or these flowers or these flowersThink of the money well save!! (Monica just looks at him.) Were not eloping. I love the flowers. Can our wedding be bigger please?
Rachel: Well better than you, but yknow still not what you want.
[Cut to a close-up of Rachel, eagerly awaiting Ross's arrival... not knowing he is getting off the plane with another woman.]
Rachel: Please tell me youre not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
Ursula: Sure! Why not? You could be my sister for the day.
Chandler: (Very defensive.) Im not seeing Monica.
Chandler: I'm not gonna talk to her, she obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy.
Joey: Im not sure.
Phoebe: No they ran out of "Its a girl" but I can fix this one, (She writes "not" in between its and a) See?
Phoebe: No Im not! You are!
Rachel: Its not kicking right now. Although we would love to see you do (Mimics him) that again.
Joey: Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you?
Phoebe: But theyre not!
Monica: Youre not gonna go anywhere, you said you were gonna eat here, and youre gonna eat here!
Ross: Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
Phoebe: No. Youre not, youre not stupid.
Joey: Thats not so bad.
Rachel: Well, that-thats not your choice. Happy Halloween!
Rachel: Not so much.
Ross: Thats not really porn.
Chandler: Okay, okay, just because he buys you dinner, does not mean you owe him anything.
Tommy: Ooh, sorry little Mr. Chic-A-Dee, sorry you went doody in my hand! (starts to walk out and stops) (to Rachel) Well, I guess were not going out anymore. Whaa!!!
Rachel: So shes really not dead.
Ross: Its not for me, its for Rachel.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: Its not looking good.
Courtney: This particular time when he continued to fall or yknow, try not to fall, I was in the room with Matthew and Matthew was like, "Should I do it?"
Monica: No! No-no theyre not. Theyre still very angry! But yknow Chandler is also half-Swedish. You know what the Swedish people are famous for? Sitting down and being quiet.
Phoebe: Oh. Why not?
Monica: No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.
Rachel: ...is something I'm very interested in! Oh please, do not tell Ross. He still believes that (in a deep voice, mocking Ross) what's in the inside is important...
Joey: Why not? Youll feel better! Ill feel better, and you know you want to. I can see it in your eyes.
Joey: Uhh, Chandler's not here.
Dr. Green: Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!
Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?
Joey: (laughs) Monica, look... I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore... (Monica keeps looking at Joey) Not ready to joke about it yet, okay, I see you later. (Joey walks out)
ROSS: Yeah. And you should hold out for something bigger. I can't tell you how much respect I have for you not going to that stupid cab driver audition.
Monica: Alright, well, this does not change anything. (to Chandler) Okay, we need to get something to grease the sides of his face.
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
Rachel: And not one of your coupons for an hour of "Joey Love."
(They try to stop him, not sure of what he's planning. He ignores them and goes to talk to Ross.)
Chandler: Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go. (He starts for his bedroom.)
Rachel: Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.
Joey: No theyre not! Theyre ugly and stupid and delicious!
Ross: Yeah. The bartender said that they split up into two search parties, the herbivores and the carnivores. (pause) You know, we as a group are not the coolest.
Chandler: Yeah, Im not sure I can do that.
Joey: Yeah. No-no I-I know I might not win, but its just Ive never even been nominated before! I want it so much.
Chandler: This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you. He keeps a tape so he can... look at it whenever he wants.
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Monica: Ugh, I can not believe this! I mean, who is she to judge us? We could not have been nicer to her!
Ross: No, I-Im not doody.
Rachel: Okay, okay, I checked. We have: Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick, Camomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry, and.. oh, wait, there's one more, um.. Lemon Soother. You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you? (Guy shakes his head) Okay.
Joey: Well, that's gonna be tough Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Monica: THAT'S NOT ME!
Rachel: Joey stop staring! Theres nothing there! Its not true!
Monica: Thats not totally true.
Rachel: Wow! I dont remember him. Honey, are you sure youre not talking about your imaginary boyfriend.
Chandler: Oh no-no Joey, I am not going to tell you because I am an excellent secret keeper.
Rachel: (makes some unintelligible sound to stop her from leaving) Obviously you know how to haggle, so I'm not gonna try and take you on. Okay? So $800 and I don't call the cops because you're robbing me blind! Blind! (Covers her eyes) Just take cat, leave the money, and run away! Run away! (Uncovers her eyes and sees that the woman has fled) Damnit! (To the cat) Cat, can't you at least smile or something?! (The cat hisses at her again, it sounds like Rachel) Okay, did anybody just hear that? Anybody?
Joey: Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants!
[Scene: Mike's parents house. Dining room again. Both Mike and Phoebe are not at the table, but the others still are.]
Chandler: Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to faceAnd by face I dont mean his lap. And by face, I dont mean my ass. (Exits.)
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Phoebe: Oh no! Why not?
Joey: Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that Im yknow insecure about my manhood or anything yknow, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Chandler: Why not?
Rachel: Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (Pause) Im not helping.
Will: Yeah, its not. But Im rich and thin.
Mike: I'm not interested.
Ross: Well look-look Im not calling anybody! Okay? It was like a million years ago!
Phoebe: Oh good! Then youre in luck! Bens not my son!
Trudie Styler: Im not giving concert tickets to someone whod use their son like this!
Phoebe: Then thats not breaking the law! Im there!
Ross: Okay, but just the jacket. Double-oh and seven are not gettin in there.
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
Ross: Okay. (Not happy about it.)
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Doug: Oh? Why not?
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
Ross: But thats not enough. So So heres a key to my apartment. (Hands her his key.)
Monica: I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you.
Ross: Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, were gonna give her some! Okay, grab grab some empty boxes. Okay? Well-well take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers well-well put em in their.
Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!!
Ross: (covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
Student: Ooh, dude. Thats not gonna happen.
Rachel: Why not?
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
Joey: Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Joey: I dont know. I guess theres just always been this distance yknowI mean we both try to pretend its not there, but it is.
Monica: Chandler! Hes seven; hes not stupid.
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Rachel: I am not gonna answer that!
Joey: Why not?
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
Rachel: Well youre not gonna be able to keep doing this.
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Joey: Oh sure, yeah, why not? (Sits on the arm of the chair.)