words in movies
Chandler: (To Monica) Shes not as pretty as she was when she was 29.
Joey: Come on Rach! Look, turning thirty is not that big a deal.
Joey: (screaming) Why God?!! Why?!! We had a deal!! Let the others grow old! Not me!! (He buries his head in Phoebes lap for comfort.)
Ross: Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Ross: Thats not what this is about okay? I-I am a sports car enthusiast. I have always been into cars.
(He starts the car and surprisingly in fires right up and comes to a nice idle. (Both can be rarities with British sports cars with their lovely Lucas ignition systems, which tend not to work especially in the rain.) Anyway, this being New York he is parallel parked on a street with the car in front of him only inches ahead of his bumper, likewise with the car behind him. Hes completely boxed in and cant move more than two inches. He tries to get out several times by bumping the bumpers of both cars to no avail.)
Rachel: Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Chandler: (frustrated) Okay, for the last time. Its not named for each individual man.
Chandler: Oh well, not as lovely as you. I mean, I cant believe that you would have a thirty-year-old daughter! (To Mr. Geller) And you! I cant believe that you would have a tux thats thirty years old! (Puts his hand on Mr. Gellers shoulder.)
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Ursula: Yeah, were not thirty, were 31.
Rachel: (opening it) A scooter! (Shes not happy.)
Chandler: No, because youre not a grandmother!
Rachel: Okay! Yknow what? I realized it was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. All I really needed was a plan. See I wanna have three kids
Rachel: No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!
Joey: (to the waiter) Hey! Are those crab cakes? (The waiter nods) Did I not tell ya to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Ross: All right everyone, lift! (They and try to lift the car, of course it doesnt raise up) And slide!! (Everyone leans over, but the car still does not move.)
Rachel: Whatever! Okay, Im not your mother.
Rachel: Not in the street!!
Ross: Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Joey: No, Im performing the ceremony. Im not wearing a tux.
Rachel: Ross IWe tried all the spicy food. Its not working.
Ross: Not so much.
Phoebe: Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am definitely not.
Chandler: Honey, it is not a date! I havent talked to her in ten years! You cant just call up somebody you havent talked to in ten years and ask them for a favor. There are rules, yknow? You gotta, you got to put in some time.
Chandler: Were not gonna lose to girls.
Man: Oh no-no, not at all.
Monica: Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you dont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!
Rachel: Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah.
Joey: Yeah, but its not a big deal.
Ross: (simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.
Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
Rachel: Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I dontWhoa!! (Winces in pain.)
Chandler: Im not crazy about babies. Im crazy about us.
Monica: No, not here. Maybe here.
Chandler: How could it not matter?!
Joey: (looks in the window) Hes not really my type.
Ross: Im understanding, but lets not get carried away.
Rachel: I-I am not uptightHey-hey-hey-oh-oh! Listen, I am not uptight, man.
Chandler: If its not, then theres two of them. And that would mean its the end of the world!
Ross: He does not look happy.
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know.
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Joey: Hey, Im not interested in her sweater! Its whats underneath her sweater that counts. And besides, since ah, since when do you care who Im going out with?
Chandler: I'm not fine. Here she comes.
Rachel: No, not yet.
Chandler: What?! Its not right! Were not ready to have a kid now!!
Rachel: Oh, just tell us! Were not gonna want it!
Chandler: And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.
Chandler: It's not gone! I mean, I'm sure you printed out a copy. You have a hard copy, right?
Rachel: Oh, Im not doing it alone. I have Ross.
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Joey: Hi Alex! (to the director) And uh, as you can see my hands are not in my pants. (Holds them both up.)
Chandler: Do not speak ill of the dead.
ROSS: Uh, lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland's not there. Here's to my little sister--
Rachel: (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.
Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Rosss seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airports moving. (Realizes that thats not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that were moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
Rachel: I'm just not going.
Rachel: Why not? I dont want to do this alone! And hes such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.
Rachel: Theyre not!! Ross, theyre just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!
Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure you should be here when he comes up.
Joey: Thats not fair! I cant do that.
Chandler: (not knowing what hes saying yes to) Yes.
Monica: Umm, she Rach, not it, she.
Rachel: Yeah, Im not so sure.
Ross: Not using it right, Joe.
Chandler: You are not going to believe what I did today!
Ross: Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, not broad backed!
(Ross looks away, not bothering)
Monica: You may be okay about getting hurt, but I am not okay with being the one who hurts you. Thats why I cant take this job.
Rachel: No! No, of course not. No. Thats why I brought it up. (Pause) They didnt have any sodas?
Ross: Not you.
Rachel: Yes, of course there is! Okay? I'm not insane!
Ross: Please take your time, its an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.
Phoebe: Do you not know each other?
Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!
Chandler: Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best friends.
Chandler: Look, I appreciate it, but uh, its a little creepy. Yknow? Im not a bachelor anymore.
RACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.
Joey: hot not hot (she turns around) Hot!
Phoebe: Definitely not his mother.
Chandler: So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?
Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?
Ross looks down: No, that that is not what we're saying.
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
Joey: He seemed like a stand up guy. Oh, and hes not into anything weird sexually.
Joey: How could you not remember that we slept together?
Joey: come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was (thinks) a certain amount of time ago, I was here you were here, we had sex (starts pointing out the places) here, here, here NOT there. Anything?
Rachel: Um, Mon, Chandler�s not here.
Joey: Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
Ken: That�s not true. If you don�t wanna smoke �
Joey: That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls.
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
Rachel: Okay, well that�s now the third sign that I should not leave Emma.
Ross: Okay, well the ??? is not home.
Ross: Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
Monica: Thats not how you see me, is it?
Chandler: Look, I may not know a lot about babies, but do you really think I'm not capable?
Joey: Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guys not going to be bothering you about that baby thing anymore.
Monica: You know what? Let�s not talk.
Waiter: Er�does not.
Phoebe: Well, I guess they�re not coming. You wanna just order?
Phoebe: well, this is, this is, this is not over! (on phone) Hello?
Joey: Uh huh, sure, yeah. How can you not remember me?
Rachel: Chandler, thats not enough. I mean what if she gets you a great present, two medium presents, and a bunch of little presents? And youve just gotten her one great present? I mean thats just gonna make her feel bad. Why would you do that to her Chandler? Why? Why?
Phoebe: (in a flash she answers) Maybe not, is it?
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
Prospective nanny: Not really.
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Phoebe: I'm... I'm just... I'm the worst person ever. How can I not tell David that I'm seeing Mike?
Joey: Ooh. I-I don't know Chan. I'm not so good with remembering lines.
Rachel: Ok, let’s work from the top down! (Joey nods, but then puzzled because he does not get it) Just work the bra, Joe!
Joey: Really? Do you not know Chandler?
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.