words in movies
Chandler: This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with!
Chandler: Hah. May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
Phoebe: I did not see that coming.
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Ross: Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I hope not.
Chandler: I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does.
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Chandler: What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
Chandler: Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!
Phoebe: Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
Ross: I'm not getting you a muffin!
Ross: No, and I'm not going to.
Joey: Why not?
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Rachel: Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!
Rachel: Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much.
Joey: It did not.
Ross: Not since my cop-show got cancelled.
Phoebe: Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass!
Rachel: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Ross: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
Ross: I am not doing this over the phone.
Passenger #2: I'm not flying on it!
Joey: Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
Ross: I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm.. That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane.
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Rachel: That was not funny!
RACHEL: No, listen to me. I fell for you and I get clobbered. You then fall for me and I again, somehow, get clobbered. I'm tired of being clobbered, ya know, it's, it's just not worth it.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm not so worried.
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Joey: Hey, hey, look! It’s not about a few fries... it’s about what the fries represent.
MONICA: Alright, you see these little flower blossoms? They should be facing up, not down, because, well, the head of the bed is where the sun would be. You don't love me any more do you.
Joey: It's not.
Fat Monica: I know, but y'know, this time you're gonna definitely know whether or not you did it!
CHAN: It's my game. You want the job or not?
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
RACH: She is not Rachem. What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some stupid paleontology word that I wouldn't know because I'm just a waitress.
Chandler: Cause its-its not his last name.
Rachel: Okay, maybe they are not funny to you
Ross: Joey's not going.
Ross: Yeah, not since I got too strong for you.
Dina: Were gonna be all right. I mean, even if were not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.
Monica: Hi Amanda! Actually now... it’s... is not a good time. Dinner tomorrow night? (Phoebe mouths 'no') Ok, Phoebe and I will see you then!
Rachel: Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But its not!
Rachel: No-no, they're not very nice people.
Rachel: I'm not reading this!
Monica: Were not gonna have sex! Okay, nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children and I still do, so thats why were just gonna be friends.
CHANDLER: Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.
Phoebe: No, Im-Im not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."
Chandler: No. No, not at all, thats-thats ridiculous.
Joey: I'm not listening to you!
Chandler: Look, I'm sorry I didn't give them your tape. And I promise, next time to submit you whether I think you are right for the part or not.
Rachel: Well, y'know what, no, you do not make my decisions because y'know what, you're fired.
Rachel: It's not a baby! It's a cat!
Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)
Monica: I'll get it! (She runs in, and she's her old fat self like The One With The Prom Video. Not only that, she's out of breath after running a short distance. She goes over and opens the door to reveal Rachel with her old nose.) Happy Thanksgiving!
Jill: All right, Im leaving! Because Im not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move. Thats you Rachel!
Rachel: No!! No! Hes not married, or involved, with anyone!
Big Nosed Rachel: Oh totally, totally. Y'know it's not that big of deal, we already kinda did it once y'know.
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
Phoebe: That game should not be played without my supervision.
Kara: (out of breath and mouths) I'm not all right.
Chandler: You're not even giving them a chance!
Monica: Joey hes not even thinking about going after Rachel!
Chandler: Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight.
Pete: Y'know what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.
Monica: I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.
Monica: No. Hes not a horrible guy.
PHOEBE: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'
Ross: This couch, is cut in half! I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half!
Ross: I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical!
Chandler: But we're not ready to tell yet!
Joey: Look no, I-I know its bad, and I know its wrong. Okay? But-but its not like anythings ever gonna happen. Yknow? These-these are just feelings, theyre gonna go away.
Phoebe: Oh no, Im not playing tonight.
Chandler: Okay. Listen-listen, were not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?
Joey: Pathetic mess? I know, butcome on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching! (Rachel throws a roll at Joey. He picks it up and eats it.) Thanks. Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice. You're doin' this.
Rachel: Theres been a teeny-teeny change in plans. It turns out that Im not free tonight. So
Joey: Because, I know what I like and what I dont like! Its not the same thing!
Rachel: Good! I'm glad it's not a problem.
(Stryker enters, only its not Joey playing him.)
Dr. Rhodes: Well that's not a third nipple.
(Ross does not approve of Chandler's daft theory.)
Rachel: What? Hey! No-no-no! This not cool! You don't even know me!
Joey: Uh-huh. This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And, some of it is not even popped!
Rachel: Why?! Why not?!
Joey: Thats not gonna work out! Then shes gonna come home all weepy and youll be tellin her, "Oh thats okay. Youll find someone." And then, bamn! She finds you!
Monica: Forget it. Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet.
Monica: No he's not!
David: You're kidding me. Because I'm not seeing anybody, I've just totally made that up.
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
Joey: I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. It's a man's bag!
Phoebe: Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back.)
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
Rachel: Yes, I know that. I know that. And I know that hiring him was probably not the smartest thing that Ive ever done. But Im telling you, from this moment on I swear this is strictly professional. (Theres a knock on the door.) Yes?
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Eric: Not really. You youre blurry, but you still look like Ursula. Youre Blursula. Okay wait. Maybe If I-if I just dont look at you for a while. (Stands up and turns his back to her.) See? It it works. Im not, Im not angry at all anymore! This is a great date!
Phoebe: Oh, I love you guys too, but Mike got off work early. Wait. Wait, I�m not t�not that kind of girl that just ditches her friends to be with her boyfriend. You know what? I am. Bye guys! (waves to the bar) Judy! Bye.
Rachel: (crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.
[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant, Ross and Carol are talking. Kristin is not there.]
Joey: No! Not unless! Look this must end now!
Rachel: Oh, well, actually we were just talking about me not going to Rosss wedding.
Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.
Chandler: Oh, do you not want to?
Rachel: No! No! No! Im not yelling at you, Im just yelling near you. Oh God Joey, ohh Im my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! Ive been trying so hard not to be my mother I did not see this comin. Oh, Joey, Im sorry. Im so sorry. I just wanted you to learn.
Joey: Thanks so much, Pheebs! (to the dog) We are going to have so much fun, yes we are! (the dog sticks his head between Joeys legs) Oh! Not that kind of fun.
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
Phoebe: And why not?!
Precious: I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on here. I mean, are you guys getting back together or something?
Phoebe: Um, not even a little bit.
Steve: It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money. That's right. I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment with two other guys, and I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
Rachel: Not unless different means the same.
Chandler: Well, I did not know that.
Rachel: Uhhh, yeah. But it's not obvious why.
Phoebe: I've always wanted to live with a guy. "Pick up your socks!" "Put down the toilet seat!" "No! We're not having sex anymore!" It's gonna be fun!
Monica: I'm still not done not wanting to talk to you.
Ross: Oh wow, yeah! See, I did not get that.
Ross: No, I will not!
Chandler: That's not funny.
Bitter lady: (now yelling) Well, you're not gonna get one! Because in life there are no intermissions, people. Chapter 7: Divorce is a 4 letter word. (Now standing right in front of Chandler and bending down almost to his level as if speaking to him, yelling even louder) How could he leave me?!?!
Chandler: You're not supposed to take that. Besides, it's a New Testament, what are you gonna do with it?
Monica: Danny? You know Rachel? Shes nice. Shes not bad to look at, right?
Ross: Oh yeah, we're uh, yeah we're not together. (He starts backing out of the store.)
Joey: (looks at her) Not really.