words in movies
Chandler: This is exactly the kind of social situation that I am not comfortable with!
Chandler: Hah. May not wanna mention this. So, you ever wonder which is worse, you know; going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts?
Phoebe: I did not see that coming.
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Ross: Wow, I hadn't thought of that. I hope not.
Chandler: I mean, I know that's not possible, but he does.
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Chandler: What if they're not? What if it's adopted by a king?
Chandler: Monica, we are not ready to have two babies!
Phoebe: Ross, Rachel doesn't know that you wanna get back together. If she did, she might feel differently. She might not even go.
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
Ross: I'm not getting you a muffin!
Ross: No, and I'm not going to.
Joey: Why not?
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Rachel: Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!
Rachel: Me too. Oh, I'm just sorry I'm not gonna be around to watch you two attempt to handle this! Alright, I can't say goodbye to you guys again. I love you all so much.
Joey: It did not.
Ross: Not since my cop-show got cancelled.
Phoebe: Not with that attitude! Now, haul ass!
Rachel: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Ross: Yes, that's what I have. It's not on the board.
Ross: I am not doing this over the phone.
Passenger #2: I'm not flying on it!
Joey: Probably not. Nah. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go.
Ross: I know, I know. I shouldn't have waited 'till now to say it, but I'm.. That was stupid, okay? I'm sorry, but I'm telling you now. I love you. Do not get on this plane.
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Ross, hi. It's me. I just got back on the plane. And I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I wasn't expecting to see you, and all of a sudden you're there and saying these things... And... And now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said, and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you. I love you. I love you. What am I doing? I love you! Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.
Ross: Hes not?
Monica: Not really.
Joey: But what if uhand Im not saying she will beBut
Chandler: Yeah, fine. Fine. Not perfect!! But good enough.
Monica: Well, I don't care! That-that turkey has to feed 20 people at my parent's house and they're not gonna eat it off your head!
Phoebe: Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.
Joey: Im not quite sure.
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
Monica: Yeah, and yknow, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Joey: I do not.
Rachel: Oh thats not important. The point is, I reallyI think everythings gonna be okay.
Mike: I'm sorry, really, I'm so embarrassed. Really, I'm a pretty nice guy. Just ask my parole officer...Apparently I'm not a funny guy.
Ross: Not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.
Joey: Im not telling, youll have to see it on TV!
Ross: Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, "This is my brother-in-law Ross." Not, "My friend Ross," "brother-in-law Ross." Thats weird isnt it?
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?
Ross: That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... (pause) It's not funny!!
Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show theyre not in the baby buying business.
Ross: Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.
Rachel: Yeah, otherwise Im not going.
Dina: Well, at least Im not a murderer! (Jessica slaps her.)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Phoebe: No, thats not necessary.
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
Joey: No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity anymore.
Joey: Oh, not at all. Happy to do it.
Ross: Shhh! Were not talking.
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Joey: No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
Rachel: I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.
Joey: Not anymore.
Chandler: Because thats where Joey gave me some stuff to store that Ive never seen before in my life! Okay, that did not just happen! (He does a weird clicky motion with his fingers, that kinda hard to describe.)
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Melissa: Aww, look whos being suddenly shy. You cant tell me you dont feel what I feel. Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it. (Goes in again.)
The Interviewer: Now, off the record, youre not
Phoebe: Im sorry, Im justIm Im just not ready for a relationship right now.
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it Oh My God, Im a woman!!!
Joey: (turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!
Joey: Does calling it not mean anything anymore?!
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
Joey: No! I am not a pervert! Okay? It's just I just Kinda
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
Ross: No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Ross: she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.
MONICA: All right. We're gonna go. It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then.
Monica: Well Im not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head Im thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.
Phoebe: Not if you were here.
Monica: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
Phoebe: No, not a thing.
Ross: Im-Im sure thats not true.
Monica: I swear, I promise. I promise. Oh my God, I'm so excited! {And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Sorry, just couldn't resist it.} All right, listen let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Okay? Because y'know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
Phoebe: Its just y'know, been a couple of hours, and she hasnt called. Not that I even care, y'know.
Rachel: It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay! (Goes to the door.)
SUSIE: It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim cap with all the little mirrors on it.
Ross: Well, Im not going to go now anyway (he goes to sit down).
Chandler: 99...100! Ready or not, here I come! (He opens his eyes and sees that the chick and the duck are still sitting in front of him) All right, let's go over the concept one more time.
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. (Offers it to everyone.)
Rachel: Oh yeah! Actually, thats one of the reasons why were not a couple.
Chandler: Why not?
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Rachel: Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!
Chandler: (trying not to laugh) I see.
Chandler: (really try not to laugh) Good to know.
Monica: Yes, thank you so much. And again, were so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.
Rachel: Im fine, but thats not important. Whats important is how was she?
Ross: Whats uh, whats going on? Do you not, do you not like Katie?
Phoebe: Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.
Joey: Sure! Why not?!
Rachel: Oh, well, (looks at her box and chair) you're not catching me on my best day.
Chandler: Hes not snoozing, hes teaching a class.
Phoebe: Now you will not believe this. But, I was in the copy room, making copies, and Ralph Lauren came in.
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Joey: Thats not gonna happen. No. (Looks up) Because we have a new deal!
Joey: Thats not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!
Ross: Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Joey: No, Im performing the ceremony. Im not wearing a tux.
Rachel: Ross IWe tried all the spicy food. Its not working.
Ross: Not so much.
Phoebe: Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am definitely not.
Chandler: Honey, it is not a date! I havent talked to her in ten years! You cant just call up somebody you havent talked to in ten years and ask them for a favor. There are rules, yknow? You gotta, you got to put in some time.
Chandler: Were not gonna lose to girls.
Man: Oh no-no, not at all.
Monica: Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you dont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!
Rachel: Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah.
Joey: Yeah, but its not a big deal.
Ross: (simultaneously as Rachel) Were not gonna do that.
Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
Rachel: Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I dontWhoa!! (Winces in pain.)
Chandler: Im not crazy about babies. Im crazy about us.
Monica: No, not here. Maybe here.
Chandler: How could it not matter?!