words in movies
Rachel: Listen yknow what sir? For the last time, I dont care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!
Joey: No. (Phoebe grabs the receipt and shows it to Joey who gets mad.) I was told the name of the movie would not appear on the bill!
Monica: Thats not til Thursday.
Chandler: Not the disposable cameras from the tables.
Rachel: Are you joking? Check out is not til noon and he has a good (checks her watch) eleven minutes left.
Ross: Why not? Its built into the price of the room.
Ross: Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check. And then you said, "Why do they call it a check? Why not a Yugoslavian?" (Chandler laughs.) Yeah, then you did that.
Rachel: Well its only different if he wants it to be. I mean, Im not gonna ask him for anything.
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Phoebe: You dont know him. Its not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. (She sits down like shes pregnant.)
Chandler: All my energy is going into not asking that question. I cant believe I screwed this up!
Ross: No-no-no, Im saying we-we buy more of this (disposable cameras) at the gift shop, throw our tuxes back on, and take a few pictures. All we have to do is make sure not to get anybody elses faces.
Rachel: Not yet.
Rachel: No! Phoebe, its not Gunther.
Rachel: Phoebe the father is not here okay? I havent told him yet and I dont think I can tell him at all now!
Phoebe: Why not?
Monica: No! No! I shouldnt have even opened these! I mean IJoey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?
Monica: Shes not pregnant. Its Rachel. Rachels the one whos pregnant.
Rachel: Oh, its just not the right time.
Rachel: Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?
Rachel: No, I will. Im just not up for it tonight.
Joey: Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know youre not gonna be alone in this.
Rachel: Im not?
Rachel: No! Joey, oh youre so sweet. Youre so-so sweet, honey. But Im not, Im not looking for a husband.
MONICA: So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.
PHOEBE: We just have to really, really, really, not let stuff like money get--is that a hickey?
Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
The Waiter: Well thats not true.
Monica: Thats not funny.
Carol: Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.
Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.
Rachel: Well, let me just check that with what I got here, all right see 038 is not the number for (Ross starts making a lot of noise with a handheld pepper grinder) this store, 038 is Atlanta. And I...(stops and looks at Ross)
MONICA: No forget it, I'm not gonna tell you now.
Phoebe: Why not?
Phoebe: I'm not going along with some lie you made Ross, No I'm just gonna be honest with him.
Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!
Rachel: Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Rachel: Well I-I-Im not moving.
Joey: It's not my first time.
Amy: Yeah, not really. Babies are dull.
Phoebe: Nope, not knocked up yet.
Rachel: No its not!
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Chandler: Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense!
Ross: Theyre not a couple!
Chandler: Oh, good, because as of four o'clock this afternoon, I am not.
Ross: But hey, its not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides never sit together.
Chandler: (not knowing the true meaning of her exclamation) I know, but just let me say it.
Rachel: Chandler, Im not gonna lie to ya, but I am gonna run away from you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
Joey: Whoa, I'm not done.
Rachel: That is not true. She did! She forced me!
Chandler: No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive (Thinks a little while.) Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album.
Joey: No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy!
Ross: That's it? You're not mad? I mean, it must've been terrible.
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Phoebe: Okay thats even sadder. Look, I know, I know what I got myself into, its just that now that theyre in me its like, its like I know them yknow, I mean-I mean, its just not gonna be easy when these little babies have to go away.
Ross: Look lets not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesnt even matter!
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
Carol: Its not that kind of anniversary.
Monica: (not wanting to be left out, picks up something) Hey umm, whats this?
Ross: Yeah, sure, why not? In fact, if you know anyone that would be good for me...
Monica: Thats-thats not Phase Three.
Rachel: No! Not at all!
Rachel: No-no-no, that not Joshua.
Issac: I can promise not to tell her again.
Chandler: Hey, come on, its not your fault.
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Chandler: No! No! Not, Paris.
Mrs. Green: For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
ROSS: I am really not going. I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Mark: Sure, sure. (To Ross) What's with the chair. (Rachel signals him not to mention she's been fired)
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Chandler: Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Phoebe: Oh no! No no! Not at all. We're just moving in right now. See where it goes.
Rachel: Ohh, not compared to you. (Chandler nods in agreement)
Joey: Yeah. Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on. I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. (starts doing lunges)
Ross: Well, Im sorry, but ah, look if youre not working with him anymore, why do you have to still do stuff with him?
Ross: No, not you. (Emily gets it.)
Phoebe: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
Joshua: Why not?!
Monica: Wow. That is not a happy hi.
Monica: Well, it was the first time. Yknow, theres not always a lot of agreement the first time.
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Rachel: Hes not 11!
Rachel: Its not Christmas!
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Rachel: Theyre not true?
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.
CHAN: [not knowing how to react] Oh my... God?
Monica: Im sorry. Ive never had a maid before, is this not okay?
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Joey: Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)
Rachel: Well, I... you know, I-I-I don't know what to say... I mean, I never thought of you as a guy who needed his men to be men. You know, 'cause I gotta tell you Ross, it not like you just came in from branding cattle.
JOEY: Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over.
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
Monica: It is not over! Youre over!
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Phoebe: Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Allesandro: Well our service is not grossly incompetent.
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Monica: That thing is not coming in here.
Ross: Look, I-I know its not a proposal and I dont know where you are, but with everything thats been going on and with Emma and Ive been feeling
Rachel: Yah! She's... uhm... not very good though... (Phoebe looks devastated)
Joey: No thats not what I was going to say at all. No, what I was going to say is when youre 90 youll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Chandler: See, Im not bad at this fixing up thing, huh?
Joshua: Okay, thats-thats not funny. Uhh.
Ross: (interrupting her) Oh, it's not the ideal way...
Joey: Its not that bad.
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
Ross: It does not!
Ross: This is not fun!
Message: (Phoebe's voice) "Hello. Th-this is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologise" (they all turns to look at Phoebe) "I sh.. I shouldn't have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand. It-it was all my fault. Not hers. Bye. Coo."
Rachel: Yeah hon, it cant hurt to put your name down! I mean in if two years if youre not engaged you just dont use it.
The Casting Director: So uh well the director is insisting that whoever play that part be authentically, anatomically not Jewish. Do you know what Im saying?