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Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.
Chandler: I'm not in a meeting. I'm right... Whoops.
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr� is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.
Chandler: Why not?
Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true.
Chandler: That is so not... That is so not... That... Oh, shut up!
Monica: Did not.
Young Ethan: Well it's somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not uh..., well I, I mean I haven't ever uh...
Monica: Um, okay, here it goes. I'm not 22. I'm, I'm 25... and thirteen months.
Monica: You're not a senior?
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy?
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.
Ross: Are you not seeing him anymore?
Rachel: I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.
Phoebe: Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss.
Phoebe: Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.
Young Ethan: All right, look. I've gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said so that you'd think I was cute and vunerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job, I'm your Congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together. We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but I thought that was great.
(They go away, trying very hard not to laugh at Chandler)
Chandler: Youre not?
Monica: Im not touching you.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Youre not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?
Joey: Why not?
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Rachel: You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Rachel: Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that Im not allowed to charge for.
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Monica: Not really.
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Chandler: Woah, woah, thats not pretty!
Chandler: Well, Im not really in a sexy mood right now.
Ross: (not amused) Huh uh-huh.
Joey: Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.
Joey: (slowly turning and glaring at her) Shes not even cold yet!
Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Monica: Shes right of course not. Honey, get the tape.
Ross: Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I dont know any of it and Im the father. I wish Id be more involved yknow.
Joey: No, Im not sleeping with your friend Jane again.
Ross: Shes not a Tribbiani?
Ross: Why not?
Ross: Hes not?
Monica: Not really.
Joey: But what if uhand Im not saying she will beBut
Chandler: Yeah, fine. Fine. Not perfect!! But good enough.
Monica: Well, I don't care! That-that turkey has to feed 20 people at my parent's house and they're not gonna eat it off your head!
Phoebe: Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.
Joey: Im not quite sure.
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
Monica: Yeah, and yknow, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Joey: I do not.
Rachel: Oh thats not important. The point is, I reallyI think everythings gonna be okay.
Mike: I'm sorry, really, I'm so embarrassed. Really, I'm a pretty nice guy. Just ask my parole officer...Apparently I'm not a funny guy.
Ross: Not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.
Joey: Im not telling, youll have to see it on TV!
Ross: Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, "This is my brother-in-law Ross." Not, "My friend Ross," "brother-in-law Ross." Thats weird isnt it?
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?
Ross: That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... (pause) It's not funny!!
Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show theyre not in the baby buying business.
Ross: Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.
Rachel: Yeah, otherwise Im not going.
Dina: Well, at least Im not a murderer! (Jessica slaps her.)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Phoebe: No, thats not necessary.
Rachel: (to Ross) Oh my God!! (she turns around and hugs Mark, not Ross)
Mrs. Geller: Youre not going to say anything? On our 35th wedding anniversary
Joey: No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity anymore.
Joey: Oh, not at all. Happy to do it.
Ross: Shhh! Were not talking.
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Joey: No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
Rachel: I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.
Joey: Not anymore.
Chandler: Because thats where Joey gave me some stuff to store that Ive never seen before in my life! Okay, that did not just happen! (He does a weird clicky motion with his fingers, that kinda hard to describe.)
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Melissa: Aww, look whos being suddenly shy. You cant tell me you dont feel what I feel. Nobody can kiss that good and not mean it. (Goes in again.)
The Interviewer: Now, off the record, youre not
Phoebe: Im sorry, Im justIm Im just not ready for a relationship right now.
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it Oh My God, Im a woman!!!
Joey: (turning all the way around, and still not facing Chandler) Yeah, you are! (Starts dancing.) I scared you!
Joey: Does calling it not mean anything anymore?!
[Scene: The Restaurant, dinner has ended and Phoebe and Rachel are talking. Dr. Green is not at the table.]
Rachel: Why don't you just marry her? Oh no, wait a minute you can't, I'm sorry I forgot, she's not a lesbian.
Joey: No! I am not a pervert! Okay? It's just I just Kinda
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
Ross: No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Ross: she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.
MONICA: All right. We're gonna go. It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then.
Monica: Well Im not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head Im thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.
Phoebe: Not if you were here.
Monica: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
Phoebe: No, not a thing.
Ross: Im-Im sure thats not true.
Monica: I swear, I promise. I promise. Oh my God, I'm so excited! {And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Sorry, just couldn't resist it.} All right, listen let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Okay? Because y'know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral
Mrs. Green: Oh no-no-no-no sweetheart, you stay put. Ill let myself out. Its like Im not here, which I almost wasnt.
Phoebe: Its just y'know, been a couple of hours, and she hasnt called. Not that I even care, y'know.
Rachel: It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler's last night! Okay! (Goes to the door.)
SUSIE: It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim cap with all the little mirrors on it.
Ross: Well, Im not going to go now anyway (he goes to sit down).
Chandler: 99...100! Ready or not, here I come! (He opens his eyes and sees that the chick and the duck are still sitting in front of him) All right, let's go over the concept one more time.
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Joey: Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs. (Offers it to everyone.)
Rachel: Oh yeah! Actually, thats one of the reasons why were not a couple.
Chandler: Why not?
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Rachel: Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!
Chandler: (trying not to laugh) I see.
Chandler: (really try not to laugh) Good to know.
Monica: Yes, thank you so much. And again, were so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.
Rachel: Im fine, but thats not important. Whats important is how was she?
Ross: Whats uh, whats going on? Do you not, do you not like Katie?
Phoebe: Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.