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Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.
Chandler: I'm not in a meeting. I'm right... Whoops.
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr� is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.
Chandler: Why not?
Chandler: Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true.
Chandler: That is so not... That is so not... That... Oh, shut up!
Monica: Did not.
Young Ethan: Well it's somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not uh..., well I, I mean I haven't ever uh...
Monica: Um, okay, here it goes. I'm not 22. I'm, I'm 25... and thirteen months.
Monica: You're not a senior?
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Chandler: Oh, why not. Was I doing anything particularly... saucy?
Rachel: All right, fine. Um, you were not the only one there. (Camera fades to Ross, who's listening very carefully) Joey was there too.
Ross: Are you not seeing him anymore?
Rachel: I, I didn't say any... I sw... I did not say anything, I swear. He stopped by.
Phoebe: Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss.
Phoebe: Uh huh. But they're not your friends anymore.
Young Ethan: All right, look. I've gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said so that you'd think I was cute and vunerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job, I'm your Congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together. We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but I thought that was great.
(They go away, trying very hard not to laugh at Chandler)
Phoebe: Oh no! Not that guy! He does look like him though.
Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! (pauses) Or isn't...
Rachel: Ross, Joey is not here.
Monica: Not now, Im sick!
Ross: (looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Chandler: Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!
Phoebe: Im not writing about you! Im writing about other people.
(Ross retrieves his jacket and sees that not only has Emily arrived, but she as seen Rachel take her place on the plane.)
Ross: Freaked out? Hey no, Im not freaked out! Im indignant! As a consumer!
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Ross: Not all bad.
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
Chandler: The only way that I said six would be if the sevens, let meet at seven, not at six.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Rachel is still trying to talk up Ross, not to much success.]
Chandler: Its not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.)
Ross: Thats okay Rach, were not liking Ross right now.
Cecilia: Im supposed to meet and hug a fan whose dying, but thats not supposed to be until (to no one in particular) later!
Joey: Oh well, its not on TV yet.
The Dry Cleaner: Well, then its not on the wall yet.
PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
RACHEL: Hey, it's not that big a deal, I was just curious.
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Chandler: (To Monica) I told you I should not wear this color. (Hes wearing a reddish-orange sweater.)
Monica: Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)
Rachel: Aw honey stop! Its not that bad.
Interviewer: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
Phoebe: Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadnt been on the toilet.
Ross: What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!
Joey: Oh, you guys, with this joke. I gotta say, I know I cracked up, but Im not even sure I got it.
Phoebe: And yknow, even if they break up again, youd better not let him in your sad mens club!
Chandler: I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
Joey: No! Its not okay! Its not okay at all!! Youre dead inside!!
Phoebe: Or not, whatever.
Ross: No-no, it's not that, it's just I-I just moved in.
Chandler: Yknow what? Were not sad, were not sad, were just not 21 anymore. Yknow? Im 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a comfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour!
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!
Ross: She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity.
Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?
Paul: Good. Good. Not that we dont want you to stay, obviously youre welcomeHow much more homework do you have?
Ross: Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the main light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be vacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh, not on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and, um, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um...
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Chandler: Are you judging them by their covers? Because youre really not supposed to do that.
Joey: I have actually not heard of that.
Chandler: Shes not gonna say no.
Monica: Outgoing! Did that say outgoing?! Not, outgoing!!!
Joey: All right, come on look, Ross can take care of himself! Its not like hes Chandler!
Gary: Not as impressive as you. I gotta tell you, I looked at your record and you've done some pretty weird stuff.
Ross: Huh. Yknow whats not one of a kind? A twin!
Chandler: No, no. It-its not about the swearing, its more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.
Phoebe: Lets see. (Looking at the picture) Oh my God! Oh But no! No! You cant-you cant hire him, because thatits not professional. Umm, this is for me (The picture) yes? Thanks. (Puts it in her pocket.)
Rachel: Not great.
David: Daryl Hannah was the most beautiful woman that he'd ever seen in his life and I said yeah, I liked her in Splash, a lot, but not so much in- in Wall Street, I thought she had kind of a
Monica: They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.
Phoebe: Not that often!
Female Clerk: Hes not here right now.
Monica: Yeah, but thats pigs not people!
Rachel: Richard? I'm not gonna go see your ex-boyfriend!
Ross: Oh, come on it's only three blocks! And-and, it's not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!
Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Phoebe: Yeah, and maybe that youre a real (She says something in Italian, and it doesnt matter what she said. Its not important so I dont need everyone who speaks Italian telling me what she said.)
Ross: I was not!
Richard: Shes not here and please come in.
Rachel: Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.
Rachel: Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.
Phoebe: No its not great. No, shes coming to tell Ross that she loves him.
Monica: No its not! No! No! Now its about you and Ross getting back together!
Rachel: No-no, its really not huge.
Joey: No, no, look. All I’m saying is that you’re my agent, ok? And you’re not getting me into any auditions and I’m tired of it.
Ross: I I do, I do not love Rachel. Im gonna tell her right now about the whole thing so we can get this marriage annulled as fast as possible. Okay? Would I do that if I loved her?
Rachel: Joey, you are not! Youre 31.
Gary: It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!
Rachel: Were not gonna do this, all right? Shes just gonna think that were doin it.
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
Joey: Come on! Look just-just telllet her know that you really want them to be there. Lets not forget, this is a woman that has sent you many lasagnas over the years.
Will: So you knocked her up but youre not gonna marry her. Dude! (Wants another high-five and Ross ignores him.) Anybody?
Chandler: Oh, its not important? Its not important?! If it wasnt for a brides maid youd be marrying him (Points to Joey) not me!
Phoebe: Why not?
Phoebe: (interrupting) Im not asking!
Chandler: You are aware that shes not a monkey, right?
Amanda: Oh! Bugger. Should I not have said that? I feel like a perfect arse!
Ross: Hey, how can it not be me?!HeyHey!
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Phoebe: Come on, its not that big a deal!
Phoebe: Yeah, but not as good as batch 17.
Ginger: No, Im not.
Monica: (not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.
Rachel: Why not?
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Ursula: No Im not.
Joey: Why not?!
Rachel: Ohh were not sailing.
Phoebe: Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, yknow? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?
Ross: She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.
Rachel: Ok, fine! You can make fun of me. I do not want Emma going there. And I was thinking Claire Danes.
Joey: Yes it is perfectly good, and it is not one of the places the duck got sick!