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PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside and I'm just not sure we are.
MONICA: Joey they're not real. I start miles beneath the surface of these things, ok, they're fake. See [squeezes her breast] honk honk.
PHOEBE: Why not her?
RACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.
MONICA: Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.
MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
CHANDLER: Joey, a woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, I'm not even listening to you.
MONICA: Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when you're not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.
MR. GREENE: It's not a game Ross, a woman died on my table today.
PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.
MNCA: [disgusted, trying not to show it] I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
Phoebe: (starts to walk away, but stops) Dont try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there, he's out. His umm, his partner just died.
Joey: Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah sure, just long as its handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold.
ROSS: Better not be doin' these in order.
Monica: No its not, its second.
Chandler: (normal voice) No. Not anymore.
Chandler: No! That would be so awkward! LookBesides, we work in different departments. Hes on the sixth floor yknow? So he calls me Toby once in a while. Whats the big deal? It could be worse, its not like hes calling me Muriel. (Chandler suddenly freezes into place.)
Joey: Im not finished.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-Im not playing with this guy, now.
Monica: No! Im not okay!
Guy: No, you, you cant fit in that thing. Thats not deep enough.
Ross: And what did he ask you not to call him?
Rachel: Thats not her name! Im sorry, she just doesnt feel like an Isabella.
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Monica: Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you (rolls her eyes) NOT. (she and Rachel giggle a little and Chandler looks unimpressed)
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
RACH: Oh! I do not have chubby ankles!
Ross: Hey-hey, its valid okay? And Im not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.
Stanley: I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn up! People will always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich are ya?
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Joey: Not a problem.
MNCA: Not that bad? Did you hear the hammer story?
(Trying not to wrinkle her nose, Phoebe smiles back realising it's down to her to make up for her negligent sister. Meanwhile, Ursula still hasn't received her side salad, but when she attempts to attract the waiter's attention, he ignores her.)
Ross: (to himself) Not nice enough.
Joey: Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh...
Phoebe: Not personal, really, well they said that they never met an Italian actor with a worse Italian accent.
Phoebe: The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!
CHANDLER: Well, so why not go knock?
Ross: Cause Carols a lesbian. (Phoebe is shocked) And, and Im not one. And apparently its not a mix and match situation.
Phoebe: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. (pause) I'm sorry, you were fighting.
Chandler: Hey, shut up!! Youre not my real Mom!!
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Phoebe: Your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles.
RACHEL: Oh, that's OK, it's just the shoulder, it's not my dress.
Monica: Demi Moore is not a he.
Monica: Please, I'm not going for anything.
Rachel: Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around
Ross: Look, I uh, I tried not to kiss her, okay?
Ross: Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. I'm not allowed to have him in the city. If they find him, they'll take him away from me.
Joey: (smiling) Now let's not ruin this day. You worked so hard. Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?
Ross: No, no I dont want to do anything to you. All right? I just want to tell you that Im not mad at you and and that I certainly do not hate you. I just, I just came here to say that. (Starts to leave.)
MNCA: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
Julio: Whoa, whoa, whoa, the poem is not about you.
Isabella: (reading it) Im not on the list!
Ross: Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.
ROSS: Ok, ok look, see, the thing is we're, we're not gonna fight you guys.
Ross: Oh come on, not again.
(Ross does approve of this, but he's still not sure. The tiny figure stirs.)
Rachel: (all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Chandler: I'm still mad at you for not telling me.
Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...
Mike: I'm sorry. Are you ok with that? Cause if not...maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.
PHOEBE: I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.
Aurora: No, that's not exactly what I was..
ROSS: No, no it's not interesting. OK, it's very, very not interesting. In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite of interesting.
Charlie: (smiling broadly) I was not!
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
Joey: Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her.
Rachel: Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I dont want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know its a terrible thing to even think this, and its completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! Im very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.
Chandler: Oh, not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe Vera and my gentle self-loathing touch.
Joey: Yeah that really calms me down. And! We have so much in common! She loves sandwiches, sports, although she is a Met fan, not much of an issue now but if were ever to have kids, well thats a
Chandler: Hey, you're not him. You're you. When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave?
Monica: Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.
Ross: Oh, not another one! Oh my G... And this is moisturiser. It's even harder to clean! Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
Phoebe: (as Ursula) Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work.
CHANDLER: And last but not least.
Rachel: Ross youre not listening to me, I dont have time to stop.
Ross: Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one timenot any more. I justI...
Ross: Heavy thing, not getting lighter!
Chandler: Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because its, its, its not gonna be easy.
Rachel: Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.
Ross: Okay, its not, its not.
Chandler: This is so bad. If-if youre not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?
Monica: No, I called him. It's not gonna happen.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Monica: Well, no, not at all, you're not terminal, you just, you just need some damage control.
Chandler: Chandler, Chandler Bing. I'm not gay, I'm not gay at all.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, Im not, Im not hungry.
Ross: Okay, its not, its not.
Ross: No, were not!!
Ross: Hi! I could help not notice, but that's an unusual necklace
RACHEL: What you got there? Something else that's not yours that you can break?
Ross: Actually, no, were not.
Ross: No, were not.
Ross: Fine. I just need to know that youre not gonna tell your sister.
Ross: Not just Janice, Janice in labor, contracting and everything.
Chandler: It is. Did I... not tell you about her?
Chandler: Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.
Chandler: She was not good. Not good.
Joey: (to Rachel) Will you hurry up? Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janines friends are dancers?! And that theyre going to be drinking alot!?
Ross: Obviously not to Joey.
Ross: No, Im not gonna pick them up.