words in movies
PHOEBE: Yeah, I agree. Ya know, I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside and I'm just not sure we are.
MONICA: Joey they're not real. I start miles beneath the surface of these things, ok, they're fake. See [squeezes her breast] honk honk.
PHOEBE: Why not her?
RACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.
MONICA: Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.
MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
CHANDLER: Joey, a woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, I'm not even listening to you.
MONICA: Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when you're not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.
MR. GREENE: It's not a game Ross, a woman died on my table today.
PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Ross: Yknow this is actually not a great time for me.
Chandler: Ah-ha, youre not the boss of me. (She kisses him) Yeah, you are! (She handcuffs him to the chair) Ooh, saucy.
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
Joey: Well, that one did not have Emma's face on it.
Phoebe: No, it did not.
Chandler: No you are not! You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen for you.
Phoebe: Ive never driven it! Okay? Not once! Okay once. Okay, I drive it all the time.
Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!
Ross: Rach, she's not going to remember this.
Phoebe: Im sorry, for the last time, why arent you two together again? (Silence from Ross.) No, I know. I know, because youre not in that place. Which would be fine, except you totally are.
Ross: It's not bad.
Chandler: No, not yet.
Rachel: Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, thats four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! Im next! Its my turn! Its only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me Im going to sue you! Not this hospital, Im going to sue you! And my husband (Points at Ross) hes a lawyer!
Amy: You're not Rachel.
Rachel: Well of those things that you said in the interview, I mean if you believe any of them, I must not be a very good assistant. Yknow what? I am just gonna pack up my desk, (She goes over to get all of her belongings from the desk, which amount to a muffin and a pen) and I will be gone by the end of the day! (Realizes she has nothing.) Well, I guess theres no use to me sticking around til the end of the day! (Starts to leave.)
Joey: What? No! No Ross! No-no! Stop! Im not jumping! Okay, look I have an audition tomorrow and I cant go if I break my leg.
Joey: Yeah!Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again.
Amy: You're not good!
Joey: Why not?
Joey: And its not fake, its totally brutal.
Phoebe: Well not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor who I put food out for, you know. Kinda like Santa. Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies.
Mike: Like an X-Ray. Bad day not to wear a bra.
Ross: Um, I do not want her baby-sitting our child.
Rachel: Why not?
Monica: Ohhh! What are you doing to me?! Oh look, I-I Im sorry but umm, this-this-this-this is not going to happen.
Ross: Why not?
Ross: That's not a thing!
Rachel: I-I dont want your job. I-I dont. Ohh this is such a mistake. I did not make out with him. Nobody made out with him. I did not use my keycard yesterday. I dont even know how to use my keycard. (The elevator stops. Ralph steps on.)
Phoebe: Yknow, this is probably none of my business, but werent you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?
Rachel: Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs. Braverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief.
Rachel: Okay, first of all, if you keep calling it that, no one's gonna ever take it. Then, second of all you're not actually gonna have sex with him! You're just gonna make him think that you are.
Chandler: Is Monica not here?
Jill: Fine, then lets just say hes not my type.
Joshua: (getting up and backing away from they.) Is there ah, is there some way they can not be here. Its just ah, farm birds really kinda freak me out!
Mrs. Tribbiani: Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling, always yelling nothing made him happy, nothing made him happy, not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle, nothing. Now he's happy! I mean, it's nice, he has a hobby.
The Interviewer: Okay, how about when youre not working. What do you do in your spare time?
Chandler: So if you want people to see them, then by definition you're not having them taken out... say, at the break of dawn?
Ross: No, its not just cause Im jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a Come on look) I mean Im not, Im not, Im not jealous, okay? Its Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.
Monica: Damn it, I did not think this through!
RACHEL: (as herself) "Well, but I'm not sure I really want to do anything about it."
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Joey: Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but to lie to me?
Chandler:(In a sarcastic "of course not"!-tone) No!
Rachel: No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. Youre not allowed to have cups out here, its a thing. (takes her cup and goes back inside)
Rachel: Joey, we're not keeping this!
Ross: Oh, Rach...oh..."gleba" is not a word.
Rachel: Okay, no, that's not the right decision. That's not, that's not right, no Ross-Ross, come on! I mean, that woman made you miserable! Okay, Ross, do you really want to get back into that?
Joey: That's not the point Chandler. The point is that you lied.
Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, youre not married to anymore of us are ya?
Rachel: Ha ha ha, third time this week. Man, this does not get old.
Julie: Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.
Joey: Whats not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood.
Mike: Not necessary.
Rachel: Well, I did my best to convince him that Im not some crazy girl who is dying to get marriedIm just going through a hard time.
Monica: I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!
Joey: Ohh, well, thats ok then. But, okay my towels for instance. I come in to the bathroom here and my towel is not on the floor where keep it. Its up here on some hook..and smells different.
ROSS: No. Look, I told you I am not a part of this thing.
Monica: Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not just goof around with him.
Phoebe: No Im not okay. The only guy Ive ever been crazy about has gone to Minsk and I may never I may never see him again. (Crying.)
Laura: So you're not friends with him?
Chandler: Well, we're not.
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Joey: (quivering with anger) I did not care for that!
Monica: (To Chandler) How does that laugh not give you a headache?
Monica: No, it's not!
Rachel: It's not? (whispering to Ross) When was she born?
Phoebe: You're not making the pies yourself?
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Joey's Co-Star: Not if we extract tissue from the original host body, synthesize antibodies, and introduce them into your system, which could stop it from rejecting the brain.
Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
Phoebe: Why not!
Joey: You are not at Thanksgiving?
Joey: No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.
Monica: Its okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it.
Joey: No! No, and I did not ask her to marry me!
Ross: Really girls, not cool.
Monica: Joey, that is not gonna work.
Chandler: Uhm, thank you, but we're really trying not to get our hopes up.
Monica: Wait a minute, Phoebe! We should be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it! You're not working right now, and we have such a great time together!
Ross: I wonder how I would react under fire, y'know? And not backfire but-but heavy fire, like I was in a war or something.
Rachel: Oh no! Not me! Emma!
Rachel: Or...I could call in sick and not deal with it at all...
Joey: I think were not wearing the same shirt anymore!!
Monica: Why not?
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Joey: No-no, I don't really have any money. Not yet, anyway (Shakes his hands.)
Sarah: Sure (smiling) Just not as much as clams.
Joey: I'm not even sorry.
Joey: Not like we used to. Remember? You and me used to be inseparable. Yknow now its like things are different.
Rachel: No, you're not! Last week you thought Ross was trying to kill you!
Joey: Ooh... Not so good.
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Rachel: He's not having an affair!
Rachel: No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.
Chandler: (very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.
Joey: Its not that far! Just drop!