words in movies
Joey: Uh-huh. This and a bunch of bubble wrap. And, some of it is not even popped!
Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandlers not here, he always wins at this game.
Chandler: Well, not at first.
Chandler: Oh, come on! Its not like this is an everyday occurrence for me! I mean usually Im pretty much just in there by myself.
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
Joey: Uhhhh. (Hes not sure)
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Chandler: it was like the Algonquin kids table. (They all laugh, but Joey only laughs not to be left out.)
Mrs. Geller: (laughs) Im not freaking out.
Chandler: Ah-ha, youre not the boss of me. (She kisses him) Yeah, you are! (She handcuffs him to the chair) Ooh, saucy.
Chandler: Why not?!
Monica: (getting up) All right, Ill go down there. But, Im not gonna serve the lasagna. Im gonna serve something I make.
Rachel: Ohh, not compared to you. (Chandler nods in agreement)
Phoebe: Theyre not even touching the lasagna!
(They all laugh and Joey joins them, not to be left out. When the laughing dies down, he has a depressed look on his face.)
(She goes back and forth, not sure what to do first, put the bagel down or grab the key. She finally puts the bagel down and grabs the key and goes over to unlock Joanna.)
Chandler: Why not?
Rachel: Okay you have to realize, I was exhausted, I was emotional, I would have said yes to anybody. Like that time you and I got married! (Pause) Im not helping.
Will: Yeah, its not. But Im rich and thin.
Mike: I'm not interested.
Ross: Well look-look Im not calling anybody! Okay? It was like a million years ago!
Phoebe: Oh good! Then youre in luck! Bens not my son!
Trudie Styler: Im not giving concert tickets to someone whod use their son like this!
Phoebe: Then thats not breaking the law! Im there!
Ross: Okay, but just the jacket. Double-oh and seven are not gettin in there.
Rachel: Honey, stop it! I am not going to tell you until I tell him.
Ross: Okay. (Not happy about it.)
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Doug: Oh? Why not?
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
Ross: But thats not enough. So So heres a key to my apartment. (Hands her his key.)
Monica: I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you.
Ross: Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, were gonna give her some! Okay, grab grab some empty boxes. Okay? Well-well take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers well-well put em in their.
Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!!
Ross: (covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
Student: Ooh, dude. Thats not gonna happen.
Rachel: Why not?
Monica: Aunt Syl, I did this as a favor, I am not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas? (listens to Aunt Syl on phone, looks shocked) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. (in New York accent) You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
Joey: Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad.
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Joey: I dont know. I guess theres just always been this distance yknowI mean we both try to pretend its not there, but it is.
Monica: Chandler! Hes seven; hes not stupid.
Ross: I dont know what to say, Im sorry. Though, youre not supposed to take these. (Points to the bone) Its like a million years old, we, we actually, we had people looking for that.
Rachel: I am not gonna answer that!
Joey: Why not?
CHANDLER: I don't know what to say. I'm sorry that we make more money than you. But we're not gonna feel guilty about it. We work really hard for it.
Rachel: Well youre not gonna be able to keep doing this.
Monica: I hope you're not full, 'cause dinner's almost ready.
Joey: Oh sure, yeah, why not? (Sits on the arm of the chair.)
Phoebe: No, okay, youre right. Youre easy-going. Youre just not as easy-going as Rachel. Shes just more flexible and-and mellow. Thats all.
Monica: Yeah but Im not keeping it.
Rachel: No, I will. Im just not up for it tonight.
Rachel: Im really, really not.
Rachel: Yeah, I-I-I-Im funny Ben, but Im not stupid. Okay?
Ross: Uh, no. No, were not.
Monica: (bursting in) I knew it!! Yknow, youre not so quiet yourself, missy!
Chandler: Im not going to let you say anything.
Monica: I mean, I-I, I really shouldnt say. I mean, Im really not supposed to.
Monica: Not Chandler, just Joey.
Ross: Not like this!
Phoebe: No-no-no, I know, but you and I are different people though, and this is a totally different situation, and I know that I am not gonna regret this.
Joey: I know. I know. And shes not only my friend; shes my pregnant friend! Shes my pregnant friend whos Ross ex!
Joey: Not really.
Kathy: No, no, it's not like that. I, I work for a medical researcher.
Chandler: Youre not?
Monica: Im not touching you.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Youre not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?
Joey: Why not?
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
Carol: What that woman... did. I am not doin that. Its just gonna have to stay in, thats all, everything will be the same, itll just stay in.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Rachel: You are not. You have never been able to break up with her.
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Rachel: Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
Phoebe: Oh, my first massage today is this incredibly gorgeous guy, and every time I see him I just want to do things to him that Im not allowed to charge for.
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Monica: Not really.
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Chandler: Woah, woah, thats not pretty!
Chandler: Well, Im not really in a sexy mood right now.
Ross: (not amused) Huh uh-huh.
Joey: Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.
Joey: (slowly turning and glaring at her) Shes not even cold yet!
Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Monica: Shes right of course not. Honey, get the tape.
Ross: Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I dont know any of it and Im the father. I wish Id be more involved yknow.
Joey: No, Im not sleeping with your friend Jane again.
Ross: Shes not a Tribbiani?
Ross: Why not?
Ross: Hes not?
Monica: Not really.
Joey: But what if uhand Im not saying she will beBut
Chandler: Yeah, fine. Fine. Not perfect!! But good enough.
Monica: Well, I don't care! That-that turkey has to feed 20 people at my parent's house and they're not gonna eat it off your head!
Phoebe: Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.
Joey: Im not quite sure.
Morse: Im not trying to pull anything. Look I love you dude.
Rachel: No, forget it! No way! I am not sending anymore Ralph Lauren clothes to prison. It is a waste.
Monica: Yeah, and yknow, if you could not mention to them that we live together, that would be great! (Quickly trying to change subjects), I was thinking we would eat around four.
Rachel: Okay Phoebe, we can not tell anyone about this.
Joey: I do not.
Rachel: Oh thats not important. The point is, I reallyI think everythings gonna be okay.
Mike: I'm sorry, really, I'm so embarrassed. Really, I'm a pretty nice guy. Just ask my parole officer...Apparently I'm not a funny guy.
Ross: Not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.
Joey: Im not telling, youll have to see it on TV!
Ross: Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, "This is my brother-in-law Ross." Not, "My friend Ross," "brother-in-law Ross." Thats weird isnt it?
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?
Ross: That only is not funny, it's physically impossible! Ok? Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long... (pause) It's not funny!!
Chandler: Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to show theyre not in the baby buying business.
Ross: Id bet Id still be doing my kara-tay. (Thats karate, hes just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from yknow, not doing anything else physical.
Rachel: Yeah, otherwise Im not going.
Dina: Well, at least Im not a murderer! (Jessica slaps her.)
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and theyre not speaking right now.]
Phoebe: No, thats not necessary.