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Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
[Scene: The Emergency Room. The officious admissions nurse is again on duty. Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried. As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all.]
Nurse #2: Its not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remorays a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Ross: Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite..
Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Joey: Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse.
Nurse #1: This poor guys been in a coma for five years. Its hopeless.
Nurse: Hi!
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Nurse: This is a hospital.
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Nurse: Dr. Drake who?
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Nurse: Absolutely.
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
Nurse: Youve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Monica: Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
Nurse: I dont think the next patient is very far along.
Ross: Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)
Ross: Thank you. (The nurse exits.)
Nurse: Ill come back for her later.
(a nurse walks in)
Nurse: Hey, she just woke up! Shes hungry. Why dont we give this another try?
Nurse: We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out.
Monica: (to the nurse) Hi, (tiny laugh) um, I'm gonna need a new set of (tiny laugh) these forms (tiny laugh).
(Rachel glares at the nurse, who gives Monica a form attached to a clipboard.)
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
(A nurse shows another couple into the room.)
(The nurse comes out of Nana's room.)
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Nurse: Mr. Bing? (Chandler jumps up) Here you are! You'll go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.
(A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together.)
Nurse: Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Joey: Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
[Scene: Lydia's Hospital Room, Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]
Nurse: Right! We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. So in just a minute
Nurse: Okay. Have you started having contractions?
Nurse: Its all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but dont worry. Itll happen.
Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?
Ross: Oh my God! Im sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot.
(Another nurse wheels the next pregnant woman in.)
(The nurse attending to the babies hears this, turns and stares at Chandler. Chandler moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)
Nurse: Fill this out and bring it back to me.
Joey: Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huhOoh-ooh, Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw MassacreNo-no-no! Slutty Leatherface.
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Nurse: Im sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
Nurse: Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
Nurse: You're that stupid.
Chandler: (to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
Nurse: Why?
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Nurse: (Grimacing) Mmm hmmm.
Nurse: Well, you know your insurance will cover that.
Nurse: Breathe, breathe, breathe...
Nurse: All right, honey, time to start pushing.
Nurse: It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
Nurse: Out!
Nurse: (angrily) You go get that animal outta here.
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Nurse: Yes, I see that here. Unfortunately we cant guarantee a private room and currently theyre all unavailable.
Nurse: This almost never happens!
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Nurse: Excuse me... This hospital is for people!
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up?
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Nurse: (to Joey) Breathe, breathe, breathe.
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
Joey: Come on, Lydia, you can do it. Push! Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder. Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out! Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho. Let's (notices the nurse looking at him strangely) I was justyeah, right. Push! Push!
[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]
(Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room.)
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Male Nurse: Rachel.
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Nurse: Hi.
Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.