words in movies
(The waitress lets her in as Monica is about to throw a lobster into a pot of boiling water (Although, she hasnt taken off the rubber bands that hold the claws, so she cant be that good of a chef). Anyway, guess who the Colonel is by the following phrase.)
Rachel: Hi! Well, we were just about to take off and see a movie. Oh no!
Woman: Ross Geller, why do I know that name? Its uhWait! (Grabs his book off of the shelf.) Did you write this?
(Ross resumes his patrol when his best friend and sister walk up and start to take off their coats, but they stop when they see him.)
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Frank: Umm, Alice ah, she ah, called it off.
Ross: Well I I havent actually told her yet. I dont want to scare her off, yknow?
Chandler: Thats right, I can throw her off. I can make her think marriage is the last thing on my mind.
EDDIE: [enters] Check it out man, I tore it off some mannaquin in the alley behind Macy's.
Ross: I dropped him off at Carols. (To Phoebe) Anyway, it turns out that Im not going to be able to get those tickets though.
Rachel: No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.
Joey: Didn't I tell ya? Always showin' off.
Chandler: If that is your father calling to tell this story then the marriage is off!
[Ross holds up the blouse. It is extremely tacky, with sewn-on medals hanging off of it.]
The Interviewer: Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?
Joshua: Uhh, actually yknow what, I kindaI have to take off.
Barry: Well, if you want, I'll justI'll just break it off with her.
Rachel: Well, I guess I could take a couple days off work.
Joey: Oh well, theyre killing off one of the characters on the show, and when she dies her brain is being transplanted into my body.
Monica: You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chips motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.
Phoebe: Oh! Get off!! Ow!! Oh, stop it!! Why?! Why are you doing that to me?!
(The player shoots and the puck flies off the rink and hits Ross in the face. Chandler looks concered until he notices...)
Joey: Okay, fine, so now what, I just pull it off?
Tag: A year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
Phoebe: Okay. Okay. IOkay umm this I-I sent my friend Joey in here to find out stuff about you. Umm yknow, if it helps you came off great. A lot better than Im coming off right now.
Ross: Damn it. It's never off the table. (he leaves the apartment)
The Director: Okay, all right. Lets do it. (He walks off.) And Action!
Joey: A monologue? I don't have.. (sees the book he was reading before for his "dramatic reading") I got it. (hangs up) (announces to the room) Aah! so... I'm gonna take off!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler have trading the entertainment center for the canoe. Joey is sitting in the bow, staring off into space as to envision his future full of possibilities. Chandler is sitting at the stern, staring into space and is looking at an uncertain future.]
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Paul: Joey! (Goes over and hugs Joey and picks him off of his feet.)
Rachel: Oh, yeah! Real fun. (She makes a decision.) Yknow, this bra Really, bothers me. (She starts taking off her bra.) Yknow, this used to be my bedroom. Yeah. A lot of memories in here, a lot of memories. If these walls could talk, yknow what theyd say? Wanna hear some memories? (She is now violently pulling on her bra in order to remove it, but it isnt co-operating.)
Monica: Okay. (She gets off him.) God well, we gotta go back and get them!
Joey: Oh! I know how you can get him, take off your bra.
Monica: Oh wait, you know what, I got it, I got it, pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy.
Kathy: Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, Im basically done here. Just let me get this off your neck.
Chandler: ...Take off their hats!
SUSIE: Alright. Now I would like to see you wearing nothing but them. Take your clothes off.
Rachel: (seeing Ross come off the plane with another woman.) Oh my God.
ROSS: [pulls the cigarette off his upper lip and hands it to Mr. Greene] Yeah, yes it is, I was just moistening the tip.
Phoebe:...Then I've already seen this one! (Turns off the TV.)
Chandler: No, she's not okay? And I'll prove it to you. I'm gonna call her right now. (Picks up the phone and wipes it off) Phone's done ehh.
Ross: (reading off his card) "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." -- How did you know?
Monica: (turns off the TV) Okay..
Joey: All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. (He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the chicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from moving.)
JOEY: Oh no-no, it's uh, it's not what you think. We uh, we used it to, you know, fling water balloons off the roof. Remember that, those junior high kids couldn't even get theirs accross the street.
(Basically Chandlers face looks like hes not all there and is staring off into the distance )
Monica: (leaping off of the couch and runs up) Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?'
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
[Scene: The Department Store, Joey and the Hombre man are facing off in Joey's section.]
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Chandler: We used to be married, but then we missed a weekend away together and things kind of unraveled. Because of you! Happy Birthday. (Ross looks disappointed and switches the camcorder off)
Jill: (To Rachel) Daddy cut me off.
Monica: NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)
(A Chinese woman getting off the plane drops one of her bags. Ross gets off next.)
CHANDLER: [stares in disbeliefe] Yeah o-, OK, alright. [oven timer goes off] Doesn't matter, time for Baywatch.
Ross: Well, I'm off to Carol's.
Rachel: No. Not-not for me, but why dont you take off your sweater?
Phoebe: Okay so, well just come up with some kind of signal if its going well you can take off.
Phoebe: Its a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy shes wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?
Kiki: And while we're on the subject of news.. (She holds up here finger to show off her engagement ring and they all scream again.)
Chandler: Uhh yeah. Yeah, its (Points down the hall) right, right down there. (When he has Bob looking down the hall, he turns around and knocks his nameplate off of his door.) Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?
Ross: Oh well thats great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? (picks a pad up off Rachels desk and tosses it into his box) Good bye.
Ross: Come here, Marcel. Sit here. (Marcel wanders off)
Chandler: Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at a table and Phoebe is on the couch. Chandler and Monica can be seen outside, shes lecturing him, and pushes him inside. He then nods to Rachel, and is obviously counting off the seconds in his head and then Monica makes a grand enterance.]
[Scene: The Airport, everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel.]
Ross: I know. I know. I mean, one day, he's this little thing, and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg.
Phoebe: If I let go of my hair, my head will fall off.
Joey: Ohh. Hey, remember when I ran into this thing (The shutters that close off the kitchen.) and it kinda knocked me out a little?
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
(She storms off)
Ross: Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later.
Danny: Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back. (He heads off.)
Phoebe: Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them go away? Because I cant, I cant watch.
Rachel: I dont care! All right, yknow what Im just upset that Im getting nowhere with Joshua thatyknow what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!
Chandler: Get off!
Joey: (on the tape) All right back off! I gotta gun! I'm not afraid to use it!
Rachel: Get off.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what-what was the deal with you and Chandler blowing us off before?
(The oven goes off.)
(Ross's beeper goes off)
(Phoebe uses the remote to stop the Spanish by turning off the television.)
Chandler: Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart. (they pull her hand off of him) Uh, that's great. (looking around) Anybody seen a nipple?
[Cut to the city street. Monica and Chandler are jogging. Chandler is lagging behind so he hops in a cab and takes off, leaving Monica behind]
(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachel starts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.)
Ross: You are way off, pal.
Phoebe: Please Rachel, I am not an idiot. (Runs off)
(They all cheer and hug again, but Joey's eating the food off his shirt)
Joey: (backs off) What? Whoo... What?
Rachel: Well, youve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation. But yknow, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate. (She turns around and sweeps the stuff off of her desk and hops up onto it.)
(Ross's beeper goes off)
Mrs. Lynch: No. Nothing. Imagine, if she had just stepped off that curb a few seconds later.
Emily: One swift kick and hell back off.
Joey: Yeah, its for the kids. To keep the kids off drugs. Its a very important issue in this months Playboy. Im sure you all read about it.
(Ross proceeds to apply copious amounts of the lotion on his legs. He literally starts spraying the back of his legs with the lotion, and as he applies some to his butt he makes a happy face like he enjoyed that sensation. After using about half the bottle he again tries to pull up his pants, but at the first sign of resistance, his hand slips off of the pants and hits him in the forehead.)
Phoebe: Okay, thank you, Mr. Heckles. (They move off)
Phoebe: Oh my God! You got off easy! When my friend Silvie's husband said someone else's name in bed, she cursed him and turned his thingy green.
Ross: Hey Emma. Oh, why is she wearing her hat so low? She can barely see. (Wants to take the hat off, but Rachel tries to stop him).
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
ROSS: OK, you guys, ya know, I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.