words in movies
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
[Scene: Joannas office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
Rachel: You never come into this office again!
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
[Scene: Barry's Office, Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters.]
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Earl: Im actually the office manager.
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor.]
[Cut to an office building.]
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
Ross: So this is your office?
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel.]
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there.]
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
Joey: They were in his office.
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
[Scene: Ms. McKennas Office, Chandler enters.]
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Ross: Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, hes in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]
[Scene: Chandler's office in Tulsa.�� His assistant is showing him photographs.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
Chandler: Yes, but theres two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.
[Scene: Casting Director #2s office, Joey is on his second audition. This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item. Please note the gratuitous product placement.]
[Scene: Zack's office]
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
[Scene: Chandler's office. He's on the phone, agitated.]
Chandler: Oh, thats-thats okay, no problem. (He starts to look around her office.)
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
[Scene: Ross' office. Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters]
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
Rachel: Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.
[Scene: Earls Office, Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters.]
Chandler: Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day.
[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party.]
Rachel: So maybe something in an office.
[Scene: The casting directors office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
[Scene: Mr. Zellner's office. There is a knock on the door.]
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
[Scene: A Casting Directors Office, Joey is entering for his callback.]
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Chandler: Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated.
[Scene: Pediatrician's office]
[Scene: Barry's Office, Rachel and Barry are getting dressed.]
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
Mrs. Tedlock: Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.
Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The deans office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?
Ross: Because I am bored...Out of my mind. Ive already been to the bank, post office, and the dry cleaners.
(Raymond and Joey go in the office.)
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Phoebe: No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. (on the phone in a different voice) 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'
[Scene: A Medical Research Office, Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment.]
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!
[Scene: The Doctors office, Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos.]
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
[Scene: Ralph Lauren. Mr Zelner's office. Ross knocks on the door and enters.]
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
[Scene: Rachel's job interview, she is waiting outside Mr. Zelner's (the interviewer) office banging her pen between her teeth.]
Rachel: You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebodys work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!