words in movies
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
[Scene: Joannas office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
Rachel: You never come into this office again!
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
[Scene: Rachels office, Phoebe hands Rachel a key card.]
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
[Scene: Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Phoebes office, she is arriving without the knowledge that shes been fired.]
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
Customer: Do you know who at my office?
[Scene: Rosss lawyers office, his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Gavin: Gavin Mitchelle's office.
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Phoebe: It is your office.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Doug: (coming out of his office) Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks. Did you go to Dartmouth Bing?
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
[Scene: Barry's Office, Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters.]
Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
Earl: Im actually the office manager.
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor.]
Ross: For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Ross: So this is your office?
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag and her are arriving.]
[Cut to an office building.]
[Scene: The Days of Our Lives producers office, Joey is entering to find Terry there.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Rachel: Can I see you in my office for a minute?
Phoebe: (with a deep voice) Mr. Bing's office. (Listens) No I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now.
Rachel: Yes! Id love to! Have her come by the office.
Rachel: Go to the post office! I'm sure her picture's up! ...Okay, Monica, y'know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey has brought Dina to meet with Rachel.]
[Scene: Rachels office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her new office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joannas office, carrying a box.]
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Chandler is walking by the elevators and sees Bob standing there.]
Janice: What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Amy: I decorated Dad's office.
Joey: They were in his office.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.]
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
[Scene: Ms. McKennas Office, Chandler enters.]
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
Ross: Well, let's say, I don't know, you met someone in the pediatrician's office.
Phoebe: Well, you know what Chandler? I think you've gotta face it. You're like, the guy in the big office, you know. You're the one that hires them, that fires them... They still say you're a great boss.
[Scene: Mr. Zelners Office, hes in a meeting as Joey bursts in.]
[Scene: Zack's office]
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
Chandler: Yes, but theres two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
[Scene: Chandler's office in Tulsa.�� His assistant is showing him photographs.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
[Scene: Casting Director #2s office, Joey is on his second audition. This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item. Please note the gratuitous product placement.]
[Scene: A Casting Directors Office, Joey is entering for his callback.]
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
[Scene: Chandler's office. He's on the phone, agitated.]
[Scene: Ross' office. Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters]
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: Earls Office, Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party.]
[Scene: Mr. Zellner's office. There is a knock on the door.]
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
Rachel: Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.
Chandler: Oh, thats-thats okay, no problem. (He starts to look around her office.)
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
Chandler: Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day.
Rachel: So maybe something in an office.
[Scene: The casting directors office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
Chandler: Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated.
[Scene: Pediatrician's office]
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The deans office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?