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Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.
Chandler: All right, we havent had sex yet. Okay, whats the big deal? Yknow? This is special, and I want our love to grow until we move on to the next level.
Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.
RTST: Our FDA approval didn't come through. Something about laboratory rats.
Mr. Thompson: Our next item is the romantic trip to Paris. (Pause.) It goes to Emil Alexander high a high bid of 2,300.
The Interviewer: Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime?
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.
Monica: Well, uh yknow, our guy works with Chandler and hes really nice and smart and hes a great dresser!
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
Monica: We were just waxing our legs.
Chandler: Youre our age!
Chandler: And youre our age. Youre our age.
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Mona: Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.
Chandler: I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship. (Monica laughs.) Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives.
Chandler: Well I think its safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I-I wish I had too, but yknow I-I think this is a good thing. Y'know? Cause weve had our first fight, and now we can move on. Yknow, I know for me(Notices a pair of mens pants on the chair.) Nicks pants?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
CHANDLER: Well, couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Ya know, because I think actually mine's growing back.
Chandler: Why not, just because his great-grandmother was obese, our kids are gonna get that from you anyway!
Monica: Theres our star!
Chandler: Typical Christmas-y stuff, you know? Our holidays are pretty traditional...
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Monica: And a lot could still get in our way.
Alice: (Starting to cry) Oh, we have our babies.
Monica: No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over.
Cashier: I notice you picked out a lot of our dinosaur items.
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.
Rachel: Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!
The Interviewer: So, according to your bio, youve done quite a bit of work before Days of Our Lives. Anything youre particularly proud of?
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Rachel: Well, because of us! Because of our history.
Joey: Look, you wanna use our place?
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
Gym Employee: You do realize that you wont have access to our new full service Swedish spa.
Phoebe: Here it comes. Our first kiss.
MONICA: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. Do you, uh, do you , do you not see kids in our future.
Tommy: Ill get our seats.
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Joey: Our place, the hall! I...
Monica: Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.
Chandler: You gave them one day's notice, not everyone in our class checks the web site everyday and Monica... it's probably the way you stand!
Joey: Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.
Ross: No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people.
Monica: Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
Monica: Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!
Phoebe: Yeah, its for our catering business!
Phoebe: But Mon, you have to get our money!
Allesandro: (entering) I want a retraction! Our food is not inedible swill!
Monica: I lost our mattresses.
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Phoebe: Well, yeah. Y'know, we were best friends, ever since we were little, our Moms worked on the barge together.
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
MNCA: And for our two-week anniversary, he's gonna take me to his cousin's cabin for the weekend.
MONICA: No. Um, I know you like this, and I want you to have it. I think it'll look good in our apartment.
Rachel: Wh Come on! Remember? We were on the sleeping porch! We couldnt stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin together?
Chandler: Yes, but these women are very hot, and they need our help! And they're very hot.
Phoebe: How could you say yes, what about our catering business?
Phoebe: Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah.
Mr. Thompson: And finally, our biggest item of the night, the 22-foot gentlemans day sailer sailboat. The winning bid was a whooping $20,000! (Joey suddenly gets excited.)
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Chandler: Honestly? Our apartment is a hotbed for electromagnetic activity. Now Monica and I have been immunized, but sadly you have not.
Monica: Come here! Come here! (They hug.) Sweetie you dont have to worry. No, besides yknow what? Im gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid
Ross: Oh, well this morning he got a call from who I think was our cousin Nathan, and frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Joey: No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.
Allesandro: Well our service is not grossly incompetent.
Rachel: Just give us our apartment back!
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, youre not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]
Chandler: Me too. I wanna find a baby that needs a home and I wanna raise it with you. And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.
Monica: Because we won our apartment back!
Teacher: Lights please? And thats having a baby. Next week is our final class.
PHOEBE: I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy, I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like.
Ross: Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.
Joey: Uh, y'know what, were having second thoughts about our copying needs. And well need a little more time to think about it.
Chandler: Hey! Babe! Arent you excited were going on our honeymoon?
Phoebe: I had to bring them! We killed their mother, they're our responsibility now. You know, they require constant care. You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother.
JOEY: Yeah, my agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives!
Chandler: Good morning everyone, it�s nice to see our team together for the first time. Now, before we get started, are there any questions? (colleague raises hand) Yes, Ken is it?
Joey: Do you think well get our three bucks back?
Alice: We have our babies?
Chandler: Buh-bye. (Hangs up the phone) I just got us reservations at Michelles and tickets to the Musicman to celebrate our first holiday season as a betroughed couple.
Rachel: Oh my God, Le Poo, our dog!
Hotel Clerk: Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you.
Monica: I think this is so cool because none of our friends are here and we can be a real couple. We don't have to hide.
Monica: Well, um, look I-I dont want this to come our wrong, but ah, you seem awfully confident for a guy I just told I wasnt attracted too.
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.) Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right.
Janice: Here, Ross, take our picture. (Hands him a camera and he starts snapping) Smile! You're on Janice Camera!
Monica: He's... our age.
Chandler: Were doomed. Okay, theyre gonna take 50 bucks out of our accounts for the rest of our lives. What are we gonna do?
MONICA: It's on us, all right, so don't worry. It's our treat.
Joey: Oh, ehm...I'm...I'm rehearsing my lines.They gave me a big romantic story on Days Of Our Lives. It's the first time my character's got one. I'm so nervous, you know, I really want it to be good!
Ross: Ohh! Ohh! In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!