words in movies
Chandler: Staying out of the way.
Joey: Oh yeah (He mimes sticking his fingers into a jar of peanut butter, scooping some out, and eating it off his fingers.)
Monica: No, I cant afford this either. No. I-I-Im, Im just to figure out which one I want then Im gonna get it at Kleinmans, this discount place in Brooklyn, day after tomorrow they are having a huge sale.
Joey: (checking her out) Hi! You uh, movin in or movin out?
Monica: All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.
(The door opens allowing the horde to charge in, knocking Rachel out of the way and to the ground.)
Phoebe: (coming back out) Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!
Phoebe: Okay! (Runs that way and hears another whistle blast.) Hey! (Heads the other way and hears another blast.) What do I do?!! (She runs in the second direction and finds that the whistling is coming from inside a rack. She moves the dresses out of the way to find Rachel curled up in a fetal position frantically blowing on the whistle.) What are you doing? (Rachel doesnt stop.) Did you find the dress? (Rachel wont stop so Phoebe pinches her nose shut which causes her to spit the whistle out.)
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She grabs Rachels hand and drags her towards Monica.) Excuse me! Excuse me! (Shes knocking women and veils out of the way as she moves.)
(She gets to Monica who has the dress balled up in one hand and is sitting on Megan who is sprawled out on the floor.)
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Joey: Well check it out, I was with this really hot girl who just moved in right across the street!
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Ross: Thats interesting, but check this out. I date her
Ross: No Joey! Look why dont, why dont we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, well each go out with her one more time. And-and well see who she likes best.
Rachel: Youre out of Diet Coke.
Phoebe: Well just figure out a way to talk him out of it.
Rachel: Youre out of toilet paper!
Phoebe: Yeah, swing music is so out.
Ross: Oh yeah its fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasim out of control.
Ross: Hey you leave Marcel out of this!
Chandler: Yknow its funny I started it but, now its scary me. So could you come out here please?
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
Ross: (just trying to get out of the conversation) Ah well, cant blame a guy for trying!
Rachel: So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. Its just so frustrating!
Doug: Ha! (goes to smack him on the butt, but stops, faking Chandler out) Ahhhhhhh!
Ross: Anytime anything comes close to touching her eye or anyone else's she like freaks out. Watch! Watch! (He takes his finger and moves it towards his eye.)
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
Chandler: Hey so, did uh, did she move out?
Chandler: Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me.
Joey: Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, butbye-bye! (He ushers her out the door.)
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
Chandler: No, no I just ah, didnt do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly dont deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.
Monica: Oh, so you finally took it out of the marina huh?
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Past Life Phoebe: More bandages! More bandages! Please, can I get some more bandages in here! This man is dying(She is cut off by an exploding shell just outside the tent. When the smoke clears, she's missing an arm and the blood is pumping out like you'd see in a horror movie. And upon seeing her condition, she says ) Oh no.
Chandler: Mon, get out here!
Ross: Hey uh, well, todays my first lecture and I kinda wanted to try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?
JOEY: [pulls out a VCR tape] Hey Monica, what's on this video tape?
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes telling everyone what she found out at Ursulas while sitting in Central Perk.]
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
Ross: Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Frank: (entering with his fianc�e Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc�e, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her)
Ross: Did you tell your sister to ask me out?
[Scene: Monicas, Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering.]
Rachel: Well, I used to date him, but youre still going out with her!
Phoebe: Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.
Ross: Anyway, if she, if she wasnt in to me, why-why would she ask me out again?
(Then she reaches over again and Joey moves his plate a little to the left, and she misses, then she reaches out again, and he moves his plate to the right , so she misses again. She tries a third time and this time, Joey pushes his plate so far to the left, it drops off the edge of the table)
Rachel: I gotta go! (Runs out.)
Rachel: She asked-asked you out again?
Jill: I dont understand, do you want to go out with Ross?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is hurrying Chloe out the door.]
MONICA: I hope you cleaned your hair out of the drain.
Ross: All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off.
Monica: Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!
Joey: Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!
Phoebe: You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!
Joey: Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way.)
(Someone calls out from her apartment.)
Rachel: (holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.
Rachel: Oh my God! I bet thats him. My digital fairy tale is about to begin. I wonder how I should be? Should I be uh (In a sexy voice) Hello? Or should I be (Happily) Hi! Its Rach (Phoebe knocks the phone out of Rachels hand, catches it, and answers it.) Would you stop doing that?!
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: Are you joking? Check out is not til noon and he has a good (checks her watch) eleven minutes left.
Monica: Put it out!!
Monica: Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!
Monica: Phoebe! Put that cigarette out!
Joey: Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot. All right? Remember when Ross tried to say, "Butternut squash?" And it came out, "Squatternut buash?"
(All animosity forgotten, Rachel holds the receiver out as she limps quickly over to her friend, who stands up in concern.)
Joey: Well, you lied again! (Rachel comes out of her room and is observing the conversation)
Ross: Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.
Mike: Well, if I ever goto Minsk, you'd better watch out.
Rachel: I cant let him go out that way, hes got a meeting. (To Ross) Youve got something here on your back.
Phoebe: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.
Chandler: That's good! I liked it, they didn't. (he sees Joey out of the window hitting on a girl) Joey, for God's sake, go to work! (Joey runs away).
Chandler: So then I guess Ferdinad is out.
(Rachel picks up their phone and the ringing stops. As she talks on the phone, an elaborate visual gag is spun out which is too difficult to describe in words.)
Joey: Takes it out of you? (Laughs.)
Chandler: Im sorry. Im-Im-Im sorry that I said I was going to when Im not. Look, this has nothing to do with you, y'know? And this isnt Rachels fault. Its me. I have serious, serious problems when it comes to women. I have issues with commitment, intimacy, (pause) mascara goop. And Im really sorry, its just that this is not, this isnt going to work out.
(He runs out and Frank watches him go.)
(They both get out of bed and go get some cake.)
Rachel: No you guys (She walks out into the hallway.)
Joey: (to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so.)
Lowell: Yup, and waaay out of your league. (Exits)
All: Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out!
Rachel: (coming out of her bedroom with a necklace) Here it is! I love it. I wear it all the time.
Joey: What the?! (Joey pounds the table and starts yelling at Rachel, and which is drowned out by applause. Rachel is desperately trying to tell Joey that hes on TV right now. He finally notices and he does his gracious loser face.)
Monica: Well honestly ever since we got engaged I have been waiting for something to, to flip you out.
CHAN: Well is she... [reaches into the cookie jar for a cookie, takes his hand out, covered with pasta sauce]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, its 0-Dark:30, in other words its really, really early. Everyones asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun. Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound.]
Elizabeth: Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. Youre a teacher. Im a student. But would you maybe want to go out with me sometime?
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream )
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Phoebe: Yeah, not in your case Lovey Loverson. (Tries to take a bite out of Rosss cookie.)
Monica: Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!
Monica: Thats right. Get it out of your system while were alone.
Monica: What?! Youre going out with her again!
Ross: Going out with who?
Guy: Would you like to go out and have a cup of coffee?
Larry: (notices something) I wonder how long that milk (on the counter) has been setting out.
Chandler: No! No! No! I was so careful! (Runs out.)
(They start making out again.)
Ross: LookOkay, Im just gonnaIm gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is taking a jar of olives out of the fridge.]
PHOEBE: Ok, ok, she's taking the trash out so I can get you out of here but it has to be now, she'll be back any minute.
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
Frank: Yeah, Ive been thinking ever since you said we were having triplets, the best thing for me to do is to drop out of college and get a job.
Joey: Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an effort to like Janice, now I think it's your turn to make an effort to like Kathy by going out to dinner with us. Right?
(Chandler sticks out is tongue and its a horrible shade of green.)
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, lets talk it out.
Chandler: Oh, Ross, when you make out card; be sure to make it out to, EM-I-LY.
Rachel: Thank you! (Storms out.)
Joey: Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent.
Ms. Geller: I understand, separation is hard. One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor and he got so upset, he took off all his clothes, tucked his ??? between his legs and cried out: �Mommy, I�m a girl, take me with you.�
Phoebe: Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?
Joey: Why dont you tell me something I dont know! (He storms out, and once Treeger closes the door behind him, Joey makes an Oops! have.)
Chandler: Night-night.....Janice. (he starts thinking to him self) 'Look at all that room on her side, you good fit a giant penguin over there. That would be weird though. Okay, hug and roll time. I'm huggin', I'm huggin', your rollin', and....yes! Freedom! (his one arm is still under her) Except for this arm! I'm stuck. Stuck arm! Okay, time for the old table cloth trick, one fluid motion. Quick like a cat, quick like a cat! And 1...2...3!' (Pulls his arm out from under her and she is spun off of the bed.)