words in movies
Chandler: Oh, so thats why the priest threw holy water on me. (theres no reaction from Joey) Okay, listen, you have to cheer up! Okay? You should come out with Ross and me, I mean anything is better than sitting around here crying all day about Kate.
Monica: Hi! Hey, Pete youre back! Hey, check this out. (She starts to skate over to him)
Monica: (rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!
Ross: (sees the chick) Ohhh, hey! All right, listen, I-I have that TV thing in like two hours, and I need your help, okay? What do you think? (takes out two suits) This blue suit, or this brown one?
Joey: Well, the brown one brings out your eyes, but your butt looks great in the blue one.
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, Rachel is trying to put on eye liner with her left hand, as Ross is setting out her shoes.]
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
Ross: Rachel, Ive seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?
Rachel: Yeah, but that was different. Yknow? I mean, we were, we were going out then, now I think its weird.
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is trying to find out what Phoebe wont tell her.]
Chandler: I did! But the store wouldnt take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?
Pete: Im sorry things didnt work out...
(As they approach the door, Chandler comes out carrying his duck.)
Chandler: Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!
Chandler: (coming out of his apartment and seeing Ross) What did you do?
Chandler: See, I told you they dont swim. (He goes to take it out)
Chandler: Noo! (takes him out) Oh, its okay, its okay, baby, baby, baby.
Rachel: Ross, its okay. You can come out.
Ross: Unless (Rachel groans.) You anticipated that I would figure all this out and you know that it actually is a girl, and you really do want her to be named Ruth! Well, Im not falling for that! Okay? Ruth is off the table!
Monica: Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Monica: (looking out the window) Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?
Phoebe: You are useless! Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do! The one thing! And you can't even do that right! God!
Rachel: Gone! I mean its amazing Pheebs. I feel so free and so graceful. (Turns and bumps into a mounted policeman and falls) Hey! Look out for the horse! Sorry! (Runs off.)
Ross: Thanks? But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town.
Monica: No, its okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Phoebe: Youre the cook! With out you its just me driving up to peoples houses with empty trays and asking for money!
Mr. Waltham: You spend half your life in the bathroom, why dont you ever go out the bloody window!
JOEY: [to a wedding guest] How's that pig-in-the-blanket workin' out for you? [the guy nods] I wrapped those bad boys.
Ross: Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!
(They start making out again.)
Carol: He picked it out of the toy store himself, he loves it.
Monica: Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)
Monica: I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I cant find him anywhere!
The Dry Cleaner: He went out with my wife!
Chandler: No, I dont want to tell anybody else because I dont want Monica to find out.
Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?
(Ross walks over to her and starts to kiss her passionately. After a while Rachel backs out. She thinks a while and starts kissing him back.)
The Dry Cleaner: You, get out of my shop!
Phoebe: I like waking up with you too. (Looks out the window) Oh! It's such a beautiful morning. (Some birds are singing outside the window) Oh, I can stay here all day.
Phoebe: Chandler, I found the perfect ring. (Holding it out for her.)
Monica: Okay well then, Ill fire him today and you go out with him for another week.
Joey: Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey. (He turns around to see Chandler glaring at him.)
Ross: Well, I guess I can check out those apartment listings, even though there's never anything in here.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table. Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
[Rachel and Phoebe walk into the kitchen. Monica comes out of the bathroom and goes over to Ross.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
Monica: All right. When is, when is the next flight out?
Monica: I think Ill help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!
Chandler: Yeah, check out the ring. (Shows it to them.)
ROSS: Oh, mine too. Isn't that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? [walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene is walking out of Chandler and Joey's apartment] Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?
Chandler: Check out the ring.
Phoebe: Oh I know, I helped pick out the ring.
Janine: How are we gonna get out of that one?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all out on the balcony.]
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Ross: (to the rest of them) Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!
Joey: Whoa-whoa, that-that was just a theory! Theres a lot of theories that didnt pan out. The lone gunman. Communism. Geometry.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch.]
Ross: So the first time you ask a guy out, he-he turns you down?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot. She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in.]
Joey: Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!
Ross: Oh, it's-it's Marcel. He keeps shutting me out, y'know? He's walking around all the time dragging his hands...
(Everyone clinks glasses and Chandler freaks out again.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there. Ross is trying to figure out why Phoebe's mad at him.]
Elizabeth: (sticking her head out her window) Ross! Wait!
JOEY: It's just that, I, I'm gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot. [Chadler pushes him out the door by the face.]
Ross: Uh no-no, she-shes out for the night.
Rachel: Yeah, ohh! Why, damnit, why did I open my mouth? (In a girlish voice) I have a crush on you; I am attracted to you. (Back to normal again) Gee, I-I know that I freaked him out
[Cut back to Monica and Chandlers room, they are making out again as theres another knock on the door.]
Joey: Whoa!! Now look, dont be just blurtin stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?
Monica: Chandler! (Follows him out.)
Monica: (suspiciously) Okay. (Exits to carry out Phoebes wishes.)
Joey: Oh, no! (Starts that screaming thing again. Rachel stops him by pulling his fingers out of his ears.)
(Follows Joey into their apartment and shrugs on his way out.)
Monica: Hey, check me out, Im a slut!
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Monica: If the school finds out youre fired.
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
Joey: Pheebs! Check it out! Check it out! Check it out! Check it out! (Hands her one.)
Phoebe: (coming back out) Hey! Rachel! Come on!!!!
Rachel: Okay, hold on just a second. (She grabs a camera out of the desk and takes his picture.) Im sorry, its for human resources, everybody has to do it. Could you just stand up please?
Chandler: Its not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.)
Monica: Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!
Chandler: No, the little girl creeps me out.
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
[Time lapse, dinner is now finished and Ross is looking out the window.]
Rachel: No Yeah, all the time, constantly. It's terrifying. But you know that I figure it it has to work out.
(She comes back out.)
Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, Ill tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Monica: Yknow I used to go out with this guy that was a really light sleeper, and whenever I started to snore, he would just roll me over
CHANDLER: Oh please, I saw the way you were checking out his mouldings. You want it.
Ross: You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic.
[All by myself is playing. Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
Joey: (recoils in horror) Women are mean!!! (Storms out.)
Phoebe: No that's just me coughing! (Doing some weird coughing noises and the dog barks again. Phoebe comes out of the room.) Oh, good, there you are! Listen, um, I have a dog in my room.
Chandler: (To Ross) Thanks for picking out the earrings man.
Rachel: Ohh, you should know, this place is a real babe magnet. Wanna make out?
Rachel: (waving them in his face) Take 'em! (Joey makes a noise and jumps out of the way.) Joey, you can touch them! They're your underwear.
Chandler: What did you do when they found out?
(They start making out again, and it takes Joey trying to enter to stop them.)
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
(Joey walks out, while Rachel is pensive. Once he's out of her room, he suddenly realizes who she was talking about and goes back in. He looks at her in disbelief and she looks like she was caught red-handed)
(More falls out.)
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Joey: (sticking his head out the door) What are you guys woofing about?
Phoebe: HeyOoh, hows Hilda? Is she working out?
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
(Monica holds her hands out for a hug, but instead of hugging her, Amanda hangs her purse on one of Monica's extended arms.)
(Ross storms out.)
(As shes saying that Joey is to pull out a chair and sit down, only Matthew comes running in from off camera and dives for the same chair.)
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?