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Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home?
Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?
Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Monica: What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
Monica: My surprise party!
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Phoebe: What surprise party?
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Joey: This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!
The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!!!
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
RACHEL: What party?
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
RACH: So, how was the party?
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
Janice: Who's party is it?
[Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Janice: Where is this party?
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]