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Ross: so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's having his party, only he's the only guest. He gets up and puts on a nametag that says Ross, but doesn't quite like it. So he takes it off and puts on one that says Dr. Geller and he puts the Ross one underneath the Dr. Geller one. Then as he turns off the music, we hear the party for Howard raging in the apartment across the hall.]
Party Guests: (chanting) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (Ross goes to investigate the noise) Howard! Howard! Howard! (They're holding Howard above their heads.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (He sees Phoebe chanting along with them.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Yay!!
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Phoebe: What surprise party?
Monica: My surprise party!
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
Joey: This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!!!
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
RACHEL: What party?
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
RACH: So, how was the party?
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Monica's party]
[Back in Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
Janice: Who's party is it?
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Janice: Where is this party?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
[The One With The Fake Party]