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[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the slumber party continues.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, The Halloween party has started. Monica is setting out some food as Rachel enters.]
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
Ross: Look, its just did, did you ever go to a party and think, "Would really anyone miss me if I werent here?"
Emily: Oh, but the partys only just getting started!
Chandler: Oh, y'know what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.
Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
Ross: There you go! Good enough for your party, huh?
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Rachel: Monica, yknow what? The only reason I did that was because your party was so boring!
Monica: What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
Rachel: Seriously Pheebs, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Phoebe: What surprise party?
Chandler: Yeah, but that's like two blocks away from the beach. I mean, it's a total party zoo.
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Monica: My surprise party!
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Ross: Youre gonna be a party person! Those guys rock the most!
Joey: This is what Ive got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Mrs. Geller: (To Chandler) Youve done a wonderful job with this party Chandler. Everything looks so lovely.
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Monica: I think it's a great idea. Yeah, we could have a dinner party and just invite her close friends.
Joey: This is so unfair! The one thing I wanted to do was throw my best friend a bachelor party, but no, I wasnt allowed to. All I got was a stupid steak dinner!
The Whole Party: (Jumping up) SURPRISE!!!
Rachel: Well Ill tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wifeThey-they cant have children. So umm, and thatwe were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."
Phoebe and Rachel: Allisons birthday party.
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
Rachel: OK, sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fax before work tomorrow... (gets up to leave)
Monica: Well, can't you just have the party when we get back?
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
(The whole party gathers round as Ross puts the box on the coffee table.)
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
[Scene: Rachel's party, Rachel is on the balcony, Monica goes there also]
Monica: I know its last minute, but we decided to have a Halloween party.
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
[Back in Monica's party]
RACHEL: What party?
MONICA: You know, a party, or--
Chandler: (To Rachel) Sounds like a fun party.
Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, partys over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parents basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
Ross: I don't know. I could talk to her boss. Yeah! I met him at that Christmas party. We really hit it off.
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
RACH: So, how was the party?
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Rachel: (yelling and jumping like a child) OH, a soap opera roof party!! I'm going to a soap opera roof party!! Oh my God, oh my God!! (realizing how she's behaving) And it's out of my system!
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
[Back in Chandler and Joey's party]
[Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
[Back at Monica's party]
[Chandler and Joey's party]
CHANDLER: This isn't your first surprise party, is it sir?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. It's a scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
Janice: Who's party is it?
Chandler: Well, you can't say we don't know how to throw a party.
Ross: Hey, I think Elizabeth is a little more serious than, "Spring break!" (Imitates the party noise.) All right? I mean shes taken my class!
MR. TREEGER: Uhh, you said there was a party.
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
Janice: Where is this party?
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
[Scene: The hallway after the party. Rachel is sitting there.]
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its Joeys party.]
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Monica: (To Joey) Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Monica: Monica and I just crashed an embassy party.
MONICA: You've got to get back out there, it's your party.
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel's surprise party. The apartment is festooned with cups. There are cups everywhere! Cup centerpiece, cup garland, etc., etc]
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
[Scene: Howard's party, Phoebe is talking Ross up to two more partygoers. Ross isn't happy about it.]
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
[Scene: Mr. Geller's party. Mr. Geller and a friend are questioning Richard while Ross observes.]
Ross: Thats okay. Shes still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, its too late to do any of the things I had planned, so
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Phoebe: Oh good, I didn't miss the party.
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.