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Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
Janice: Barley? What kind of party serves barley?
Janice: Where is this party?
Janice: Who's party is it?
Rachel: Oh, c'mon. We'll have, we'll have a big party, and no-one'll know who's with who.
Joey: Oh. Maybe. But hey I know how I can find out. Were going to a New Years Eve party, right? So at midnight, I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great! Yknow? But if she says Dude, what the hell are you doing? I can say It wasnt me, it was New Years!
[Flashback to Monica and Chandlers apartment. Chandler has a bunch of people over in formal wear to give Monica a surprise birthday party. Joey is coming out of the bathroom and removing his tie.]
Ross: Dude, we are sooo gonna party!
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Phoebe: You remember her from my birthday party two years ago. Shes yeah, like, average height, medium build, bald...
Chandler: Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with one too.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready to party.]
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Emily: So why did you plan a party at the same time?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
[The One With The Fake Party]
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Mike: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?
Ross: I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party! And the guys from work had a blast. Yknow, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before. Yeah! And-and another one had never been to a party before, so
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
Jane: (from the answering machine) Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight. Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call? Thanks, bye.
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
Joey: If you didnt want to play, why did you come to the party?
[Scene: The Theatre, after the party. Joey is trying to comfort Kate.]
Rachel: (to everybody) All right, let’s get this party started, huh? Joey and Phoebe are gonna perform a little something for us.
[Scene: The Gellers' house. Monica, Ross, and Richard are arriving to Mr. Gellers birthday party.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party tour.]
MONICA: You, and you, you're supposed to be at my party. And Gunther! What are you doing here?
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
Monica: So-so there is no party.
Danny: Thanks, see you at the party.
Rachel: Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.
[Scene: Back at the party in 1987. People are dancing to "Disco Inferno" by The Trammps.]
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
[Cut to Ross's apartment. Ross and Rachel are there. It's another scene from 1016 TOW Rachel's Going Away Party.]
Rachel: I don't know why Joey had to kiss her! I mean, of all the girls at the party, GOD!
Phoebe: What happened to the intimate dinner party?
Ross: Exactly, itll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Chandler: I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?
Eric: Hi, its Eric. From the Halloween party, Ursulas fianc�e.
Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!
[Back in Monica's party]
[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the bachelor party has ended and Monica is trying to explain herself to Chandler.]
Phoebe: Whoa, what kind of party was this?
Rachel: Yeah, but he waited until the last minute! So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party. I said, "No!" Which puts me right back in the driver seat.
Party Guests: (chanting) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (Ross goes to investigate the noise) Howard! Howard! Howard! (They're holding Howard above their heads.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! (He sees Phoebe chanting along with them.) Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Howard! Yay!!
The Potential Roommate: Oh dont worry, Im not really a party girl.
Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are having their party. All the guests are stripped down because of the heat.]
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
[Ad break. Time lapse. Still at party at Chandler and Joey's. Rachel is talking to Chandler and Ross.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Joey: Oh, little party favours, check it out! (Its a shirt that reads, "Ross Geller, Bachelor Bash 1998")
MR. HECKLES: Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Phoebe: By the way, its a costume party.
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
Rachel: No, there's a party. There's a party. But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me?
Ross: Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
[Back at Monica's party]
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Joey: (skeptical) What party?
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
Joey: Oh, its Rosss bachelor party.
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
Janine: Well Im gonna be on it this year. Im gonna be one of the party people.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang.]
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
[Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.]
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Stu: No problem. So whos the party for?
Parker: Oh well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow old friend, bow-wow. So wheres the party?
Chandler: You had a bachelorette party?!
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Chandler: Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.
Joey: Hey! Its your bachelor party.
Chandler: Hes at a dinner party.
Chandler: This is the worst bachelor party ever!