words in movies
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Paul: Cant complain.
(Phoebe turns to Rachel and mimes remove a lid of a jar. Ross enters and Paul motions for Rachel to leave with him now.)
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Good. Bye! (Starts to leave.)
(Ross turns his back on Paul and makes a I hate that guy face. Paul does the same thing.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: Honey I made a reservation at China Garden, is that okay?
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Paul: Nope.
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Rachel: Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
[Time Lapse, Paul is now weeping uncontrollably in Rachels arms.]
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
(Paul screams like a chicken and breaks down into tears again.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
Paul: (acting manly to try and cover up his crying) Okay. Chandler, did your dad ever hug you?
Paul: No! No! Its just that, my dad never did. I miss my dad.
Paul: Hey Chandler?
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Chandler: Im a little busy here Paul.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Chandler: Okay, a quick one. Come on hug it out. (Paul rushes over and hugs Chandler tightly.) Oh hey! There you go. (The hug continues.) Okay. (The hug continues.)
Paul: Five more seconds.
Paul: Joey! (Goes over and hugs Joey and picks him off of his feet.)
Joey: Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, "Whats going on?") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)
Joey: Yes, its in my In in my pocket. (Paul hasnt dropped him yet.) (Chandler starts to reach for his front pocket.) My back pocket! My back pocket!
Joey: Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is writing something as Rachel enters.]
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: Wait! Wait! Listen! Listen to this! (Flips a couple pages and points to something.) Yknow what I wanted to be when I was that age?
Paul: A surfer.
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Paul: Oh Rachel, Im so sorry. I didnt mean to overwhelm you. Its just that, when those gates open, you (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close em. But they are closed now. Believe me.
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: Honey, we dont have any bears here.
Paul: Dont worry about it, I just didnt realize you were married. (Rachel returns and hears that.)
Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul.
Joey: Who's Paul?
Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?
Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.
Paul: Yeah?
(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)
Joey: Hey, Paul!
Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds.
Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.
Paul: Isn't there?
Paul: It's okay...
Paul: Two years.
Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?
Joey: Morning, Paul.
Rachel: Hello, Paul.
Paul: Thank you! Thank you so much!
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)
Monica: You know Paul?
(Ross frantically starts to open the window as Paul enters and traps him halfway out the window.)
Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!
Ross: And I too am just a love machine. (Hums a little bit and mimics Pauls flexing.)
Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, continued from earlier.]
Paul: Well maybe you can date him then that would save me the trouble of killing him. (Rachel laughs then starts looking at him.) Are you okay?
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Paul: (laughs then checking his watch) 1 minute 50 seconds.
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
Paul: Okay look, Ross, just so you know that since Lizzie likes you so much, Ive decided to accept the fact that youre going out with her.
Paul: A part of him did yes.
Rachel: Oh, wait yes, but I cant eat too much. Paul is taking me out to dinner tonight, he said he has a big surprise planned.
Paul: Ill be right back. (He goes to get the ice.)
Paul: No, unfortunately Lizzies mom passed away shortly after she was born. I raised her by myself.
Paul: (whispering) Okay. (Starts for the car.)
Paul: Ross. You and I are going to have to have a little talk.
PHOEBE: Paul.
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Paul: Neither of us like Ross!
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: No.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: Yes it does.
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: Okay.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: What do you need from the car?
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.