words in movies
Chandler: Yeah, sure. What do you need? We got lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt, (Pause) and I think my testacles may be in here too.
Chandler: (pause) What?
Phoebe: You should be. I'm very bendy. (Pause) I'm gonna kiss you now.
Rachel: (pause) Hes talking to the baby.
(Theres a pause as Ross gets suddenly flirtatious.)
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do. (pause) It means...
Ross: (pause) Together? Like-like to people?
(Pause.)
(Pause.)
(Pause.)
Chandler: I hear ya. (Pause) But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!
Monica: Okay, just back off mister! Whoa. (Pause) Cause I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Rachel: Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
Joey: Yeah, sure. Go ahead. (pause) Oh, me, right!
(Pause)
Monica: He says he wants to leave the country. (Pause) He thinks you hate him.
Chandler: (pause) Yes. (to Rachel) Okay, theres this one guy, Patrick, I think youre gonna like him, hes really nice, hes funny, hes a swimmer.
Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?
Monica: (pause) I have no idea.
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Neither is mine.
(Pause.)
Rachel: (pause) Wow! I dont know, maybe. Im
Ross: (thinking) Oh. (Pause) Oh! Oh my God! Okay, I know this, give me-give me a second!
(Pause.)
Rachel: (silently) Okay. (Pause) Seriously, breathe louder Ross! Thats great!
Ross: (pause) Okay. Okay. Because for a minute you said you
Phoebe: Yeah. (Pause) Why arent you with Rachel?
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
(Pause)
Rachel: (pause) Right.
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
(Pause)
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
Rachel: No! No, of course not. No. Thats why I brought it up. (Pause) They didnt have any sodas?
(Pause.)
Joey: (Pause) Sorry. (Raises his hand in shame.)
<Ross and Rachel pause and ponder this>
Phoebe: I wouldn't say never, you know there's that guy (pause) well what about (pause) ok well there's gotta be someone.
Monica: Myself. Yknow for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realized it was weird.
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
Chandler: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? (Pause) Your tailor is a very bad man!
(pause)
MIKE: Okay.� (pause)
PHOEBE: (pause) Well, good bye.
ROSS: Wow!� (pause)� Wow, You look . . . uh . . .�� It's just, ah . . .�� That dress . . . uh . . .�
MIKE: Ah?� (pause)� Do you have one here?
ROSS: (pause) That's okay.� We'll talk about (pause) something else.� (They pause.� They drink.)
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Chandler: I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. (pause) What, he's my favourite author!
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Phoebe: Right. (Pause) Or you might get everything youve wanted since you were fifteen.
Phoebe: (walking up) Whats up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica Im sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
(pause)
Phoebe: (pause) Ok, say no more.
Rachel: (pause) Kiss me.
Joey: Right... (pause) ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.
Rachel: (waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Joey: One! (Pause.) No ten! You said ten! You cant take that back!
Rachel: Okay. (pause).(acting) Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here.
Rachel: (pause) I'm gonna do it.
Monica: (long pause) Ok.
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
Monica: (pause) No.
CHANDLER: Achhh.� It's always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.� (pause)� Except with you.
Zack: (after a pause, very confused) No...
Phoebe: Well... (pause) no.
Rachel: (after a pause) Yeah.
Chandler: (offended) What? (pause) May I?
(pause)
Rachel: Oh! (pause) Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?
Joey: (pause) It's OK!
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
Ross: Mississippilesly? (pause) Well, how bad is it?
Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!
Chandler: Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it. (pause) But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?
Monica: (pause) (to Phoebe) Chandler gets pedicures!
Phoebe: Hey! (there's a pause)
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
Joey: I don't know, but one of the extras sure did! (pause) Hey, listen Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!
Rachel: (after a pause) Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive!
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Phoebe: (after a pause) Finish it!
Cecilia: Oh yeah-yeah, we should get the (Pause) So when Jessica kisses a man, she usually puts umm, both her hands on the mans face. (She does so.)
(There's a brief pause.)
MIKE: huh.� (pause)� What's the difference between beer and lager?
Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?
Rachel: I dont know! (Pause) Im-Im kinda thinking it-it was the lobster
Monica: Okay, just get a lot better. (pause) Fast.
Chandler: And the wiggle wharms and the zip zorps? (pause) What were the things you said?
Rachel: Uh. (pause) Did you call your parents?
Rachel: (after a pause) Not even one more time?
Chandler: What? (pause) Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter.
Both: (long pause, they realize) Oh yeah!
Ross: What? (Ross and Chandler don't know what to say, so there's an embarrassing long pause)
Chandler: I missed most of the party (pause) Charlie's a girl, right?